Official Match Thread S19 R8 - Coney Island Warriors vs. East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[Reginald Perrin]

What position do you play Reg?

I play on a wing and will be obliterating DV2000 this week provided they get another run.

 

[Itsmyshow]

The Warriors hey... Just another "expansion" side, we destroy expansion sides... This'll be fun

 

[go you pups]

I play on a wing and will be obliterating DV2000 this week provided they get another run.

Fair enough, if I get up the ground I'll try and shirtfront ya..........fairly of course

 

[Mr Eagle]

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It is said...

*insert spooky music*

...that the eagleskickass medal is cursed.

Many of its winners disappear soon after their victory, lost forever in the realm of the inactive listclogger. What supernatural force is it that draws them away from this board once they wear the medal? No-one really knows.

But some? Some suffer an even worse fate: terminal floggishness. The medal takes control of their mind and they begin to post with all the style and brilliance of...well, of a flog. It rots the brain, makes you think that you are incredibly witty and humorous when in fact your posts make your teammates want to gouge their eyes out with the nearest available vaguely-pointy object.

 

[go you pups]

I reckon lets get #geauxhawks to the number one trend again boys

#geauxhawks #AlwaysEastSide #alwayshashtagging #hashtaghawks #donthehash

 

[Les Norton]

Oh boy wowee, this is a big one. Let's get three in a row! #geauxhawks

You Warriors are no doubt fretting (one could say "worrying") about how you'll stop go you pups and myself this week, after our ultra effective 7-goals-from-12-kicks combination.

Warriors averaging about 150 points over the last 3 matches. Nothing about to change either fella.

 

[go you pups]

#geauxhawks #donthehash #AlwaysEastSide #portfansarehashtagwhores

 

[go you pups]

Warriors averaging about 150 points over the last 3 matches. Nothing about to change either fella.

We've been stout in defence Les since I debuted and I don't even play down there, it should be a good game though #geauxhawks #donthehash #portfansarehashtagwhores

 

[Raveneyes]

#hashtagssuck #stopdoinghashtags #hastagsareforlosers #yesiunderstandtheironyinthispost

 

[go you pups]

#hashtagssuck #stopdoinghashtags #hastagsareforlosers #yesiunderstandtheironyinthispost

#mustouthashtagportpufferfish #geauxhawks

 

[Mr Eagle]

#hashtagssuck #stopdoinghashtags #hastagsareforlosers #yesiunderstandtheironyinthispost

#youknowyouloveit

#geauxhawks

 

[okeydoke7]

POLL

Do the Warriors realise how damn good I am?

Please respond with either "YES" or "NO." Please quote this post and BOLD your answer as a response.

If the majority say "YES" then I won't post my list of achievements as a reminder. If the majority say "NO" then I will post it. If there is a tie, or if nobody responds, I will post it.

Ts & Cs apply. Poll open to Warriors players only.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Good to see the revolution continues with the Warriors!!

#allaboard
#hashtaghawks
#geauxhawks
#donthehash

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I reckon lets get #geauxhawks to the number one trend again boys

#geauxhawks #AlwaysEastSide #alwayshashtagging #hashtaghawks #donthehash

Goo Hawks? Wouldn't you rather let that one slip into obscurity?

Good luck with the shirt front btw. Just remember that it's the one who goes in hardest, i.e. me, that gets hurt the least.

 

[Raveneyes]

POLL

Do the Warriors realise how damn good I am?

Please respond with either "YES" or "NO." Please quote this post and BOLD your answer as a response.

If the majority say "YES" then I won't post my list of achievements as a reminder. If the majority say "NO" then I will post it. If there is a tie, or if nobody responds, I will post it.

Ts & Cs apply. Poll open to Warriors players only.

DIVVY

 

[Reginald Perrin]

POLL

Do the Warriors realise how damn good I am?

Please respond with either "YES" or "NO." Please quote this post and BOLD your answer as a response.

If the majority say "YES" then I won't post my list of achievements as a reminder. If the majority say "NO" then I will post it. If there is a tie, or if nobody responds, I will post it.

Ts & Cs apply. Poll open to Warriors players only.

YES.

Not very.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

#geauxhawks #donthehash #AlwaysEastSide #portfansarehashtagwhores

#goohawks #donteathash #alwayseasyside #portfansarehashtagwhores

Fixed.

 

[go you pups]

#goohawks #donteathash #alwayseasyside #portfansarehashtagwhores

Fixed.

Well we agree with one thing lol #pufftilyoupoppufferfish

 

[El Dubya]

I hate both of those, the only thing I enjoy is winning ruthlessly.

You're letting your av down. Come out post game and we'll do Cuz proud.

 

[Citroin]

Damn it, I was excited for this week!

Oh well. Coney will do.

#geauxhawks

 

[Mr Eagle]

Damn it, I was excited for this week!

Oh well. Coney will do.

#geauxhawks

Well we're not actually going to Coney Island - Van Cortlandt Park is about an hour away from it. What on earth they were thinking when they set this club up, we may never know... (it's almost like they got the names from a movie or something...)

#canyoureadamapsuckas
#geauxhawks

 

[Citroin]

Warriors averaging about 150 points over the last 3 matches. Nothing about to change either fella.

I don't think that's meant to be points is it? I think you meant pints. Hawks drain 150 in one day.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Warriors averaging about 150 points over the last 3 matches. Nothing about to change either fella.

Not if our miserly defence has anything to say about it, fella.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

You're letting your av down. Come out post game and we'll do Cuz proud.

Only if the drinks are sugar free cruisers and the music is Taylor Swift.

 

[okeydoke7]

POLL

Do the Warriors realise how damn good I am?

Please respond with either "YES" or "NO." Please quote this post and BOLD your answer as a response.

If the majority say "YES" then I won't post my list of achievements as a reminder. If the majority say "NO" then I will post it. If there is a tie, or if nobody responds, I will post it.

Ts & Cs apply. Poll open to Warriors players only.

Just a reminder, Warriors.

Yes, I quoted my own post. Now I will tag myself: okeydoke7. Now okeydoke7 will refer to himself in third person