Official Match Thread S19 Rd 15 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[iBeng]

Working on a banner for beez...

"Its 150 for Franks and beez
They really are chalk and cheese.
A win for the Bandits, if you please!"

And then I ran out of scotch.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Working on a banner for beez...

"Its 150 for Franks and beez
They really are chalk and cheese.
A win for the Bandits, if you please!"

And then I ran out of scotch.

I like it - just remember the beans don't get above the frank

 

[iBeng]

I like it - just remember the beans don't get above the frank

 

[zackah]

Ladies and gentlemen of the bombdits, allow me to introduce the soon to be announced SFA Season 19 Iron Fist award winner.....

*drum roll*

me

*applause*

*more applause*

*panties thrown*

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[BigJoeD_]

Ladies and gentlemen of the bombdits, allow me to introduce the soon to be announced SFA Season 19 Iron Fist award winner.....

*drum roll*

me

*applause*

*more applause*

*panties thrown*

*














*DO NOT google image search with safe search off

A worthy accomplishment too my good man

 

[zackah]

A worthy accomplishment too my good man

Messy work but someone's got to do it.

 

[iBeng]

Ladies and gentlemen of the bombdits, allow me to introduce the soon to be announced SFA Season 19 Iron Fist award winner.....

*drum roll*

me

*applause*

*more applause*

*panties thrown*

*














*DO NOT google image search with safe search off

Accurate representation of that fist in action:

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

#gowarriors

 

[iBeng]

#gowarriors

#goaway

 

[Les Norton]

You must be a big Office fan, to have gone with the "frank n beans" in joke between Jim and Pam on their honeymoon.

Jenna Fischer. Have a foolish crush on her.
Why would that be?

 

[iBeng]

Jenna Fischer. Have a foolish crush on her.
Why would that be?


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Um, I think the picture gives enough explanation?

 

[Les Norton]

Um, I think the picture gives enough explanation?

She's hotter than Cameron Diaz too

 

[iBeng]

She's hotter than Cameron Diaz too

Cameron Diaz has never sent even an ounce of blood to my sausage.

 

[Les Norton]

Cameron Diaz has never sent even an ounce of blood to my sausage.

Yeah, I like the lady lumps that Jenna possesses and Csmeron lacks

 

[iBeng]

Yeah, I like the lady lumps that Jenna possesses and Csmeron lacks

I couldnt get past Diaz's face, even if her body was rocking (Which it clearly isnt)

Come get my boyz

 

[beez]

No ******* around this week Warriors, it's the big guy's 150th.

Hey! I prefer festively plump! Oh, you're talking about FR...

 

[beez]

We're stuck.

Can you think of anything that rhymes with knobjockey?

It's 150 for Franks and beez
They really are chalk and cheese
One likes to play tonsil hockey
The other is one big knob jockey

 

[iBeng]

It's 150 for Franks and beez
They really are chalk and cheese
One likes to play tonsil hockey
The other is one big knob jockey

Game. Set. Match. Give us the points now, better luck next time Frankston Rover!

 

[Les Norton]

s**t you pricks'll be dressing in school clothes and standing on desks shortly.

 

[Shermy]

s**t you pricks'll be dressing in school clothes and standing on desks shortly.

What do you mean shortly? ive been doing it for the last day.

 

[Shermy]

Allllllllllllllllllllrighty then!

Baghdad Bandits Official Team sheet vs The Warriors

FB: BrewSmackerVeiny, saintkildaman , Shermanator
HB: dougthelegend, eth-dog, Chaisa
C: JoshWoodenSpoon, beez, Aussie Assault
HF: @Don Draper, van peebles, sausageroll
FF: Bigeasy, loopy_cam , Lileasy
R: @Bengwatkins, cammo6556, Red mist
Int: Frothies Mcveigh, Squishy

Shermy FB > OUT
dougthelegend OUT > HBF
saintkildaman HBF > FB

boncer34
okeydoke7

Screw FR and beez for the 150th's this weekends game is the return of dougthelegend, showing his Farnhamesque qualities for one game only.

 

[Shermy]

iDon get in here and cause a ruckus.

 

[iBeng]

I demand a bench position for maximum stats.

 

[Shermy]

I demand a bench position for maximum stats.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I demand a bench position for maximum stats.

You don't have a player called Maximum Stats.

Just like you don't have a player named boncer34...

What a rabble.