Official Match Thread S19 Rd 15- Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ Dragon Island (MOTR)

[Gee Dub]

I can save you, Hate. Join the Bears.

Join the Dragons.

 

[pantskyle]

Join the Dragons.

Join the Bears.

 

[Gee Dub]

Join the Bears.

Retire.

 

[Quivorir]

Ooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Ljp86]

Golden.


BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie pr0n you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

 

[Hate]

I can save you, Hate. Join the Bears.

But brahj is there... Not sure he'll like me after Sunday

 

[The Half Back]

But brahj is there... Not sure he'll like me after Sunday

b

brahj doesn't like losers, that's probably why.

 

[Matera92]

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

 

[MoOP]

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

Share the drugs you're on ya scab! Not very hospitable you Dwagons...

 

[Dingster]

Retire.

You'd miss him.

 

[Matera92]

Share the drugs you're on ya scab! Not very hospitable you Dwagons...

It's not drugs, just the result of being dropped allot as a child.

 

[chefmeister]

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

 

[chefmeister]

You'd miss him.

Not if he could kick straight...

 

[MoOP]

It's not drugs, just the result of being dropped allot as a child.

Dropped nothing, he was repeatedly and deliberately tossed to the ground...history repeats this week

 

[chefmeister]

Dropped nothing, he was repeatedly and deliberately tossed to the ground...history repeats this week

'allot eeeevennnnn'...

 

[Hate]

b

brahj doesn't like losers, that's probably why.

c

Yeah I heard he's already made plans to get rid of you next season

 

[chefmeister]

c

Yeah I heard he's already made plans to get rid of you next season

d

Thats only what he says to social services...

 

[The Half Back]

d

Thats only what he says to social services...

e

We get good welfare from those blokes for it.

 

[miss_kate18]

See if you had of named 100% you wouldn't be the detriment. I still love you, don't worry.

Wait aren't I meant to be 'bantering' with the Bears...? Man they are sooooooo boring. pantskyle I'm fizzling out, help me.

I can save you, Hate. Join the Bears.

Have you forgotten our rules about grammatical purity, pantskyle?

The Bears' resident grammar Nazi says nein to signing Hate. "Had of"....for shame.

 

[Hate]

Have you forgotten our rules about grammatical purity, pantskyle?

The Bears' resident grammar Nazi says nein to signing Hate. "Had of"....for shame.

It wuz neva an option 2 sign me anyways

 

[Dingster]

It wuz neva an option 2 sign me anyways

y knot? Ewe now ewe wont two

 

[Ljp86]

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Lack of appreciation for the bloodninja is astounding.

 

[Ljp86]

Share the drugs you're on ya scab! Not very hospitable you Dwagons...

Dragon Island Sizzler.

It's not drugs, just the result of being dropped allot as a child.

Well if I've been dropped "allot", what does say about you?

 

[Matera92]

Dragon Island Sizzler.



Well if I've been dropped "allot", what does say about you?

That I post a lot from my phone from work?

 

[brahj]

But brahj is there... Not sure he'll like me after Sunday

It's cool, I've dealt with starfish before. Don't be so hard on yourself, just enjoy it.