Official Match Thread S20 Rd 2: Roys FFC v Baghdad Bandits @ BJO

[beez]

Mocking the captains English (YES i'm an English Teacher), straight the to bench.

Uh oh, did you lose an apostrophe again? I hate when they go AWOL.

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[beez]

You won about forty of them in a row. Swings and roundabouts!

No. We shotgunned the swings and roundabout! You can have the monkey bars and sandpit.

 

[Azarole]

No. We shotgunned the swings and roundabout! You can have the monkey bars and sandpit.

Do you have a bucket so we can make sand castles???

 

[beez]

Do you have a bucket so we can make sand castles???

Sure. Be careful though, cammo6556 has developed a liking for pissing in sandpits.

 

[Freakie]

I'm not the one running mate.. Everyone knows where I am playing, can I help it that everyone wants the privlidge of being schooled by the best?

I don't want to learn how to be a FF, I'm in the backline. I'm glad you're not a teacher...

 

[Azarole]

Sure. Be careful though, cammo6556 has developed a liking for pissing in sandpits.

What a knob. cammo6556 stay away from the sand pit this week.

 

[beez]

What a knob. cammo6556 stay away from the sand pit this week.

Aussie Assault - it's your turn to piss in the sandpit this week.

 

[Loonerty]

No. We shotgunned the swings and roundabout! You can have the monkey bars and sandpit.

Is the slippery dip communal?

 

[Itsmyshow]

I don't want to learn how to be a FF, I'm in the backline. I'm glad you're not a teacher...

Oh I'm not gonna teach you that, I'm going to take my time to make you feel humble.

 

[Azarole]

Oh I'm not gonna teach you that, I'm going to take my time to make you feel humble.

By all means take your time to teach the fullback a lesson. Just means less goals conceded.

 

[Azarole]

Aussie Assault - it's your turn to piss in the sandpit this week.

I may not pee in the pit but I may spill some beer. All good?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Uh oh, did you lose an apostrophe again? I hate when they go AWOL.

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You're team must be wholly made up of apostrophe's.

 

[Loonerty]

You're team must be wholly made up of apostrophe's.

FB please that hurt me physically.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

FB please that hurt me physically.

*fitzroybulldog gets down on bended knee in front of Loonerty*

Ohhhh Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.......Ohhhh Baby make it hurt so good, sometimes posting don't feel like it should, oh baby, it hurts so gooood.

*the crowd applauds*

 

[Klim]

#welikeroy
#gorillasoftheroyvolution

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

#50forKlim

 

[Loonerty]

Ohhhh Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

This song is everywhere lately.

 

[Azarole]

*fitzroybulldog gets down on bended knee in front of Loonerty*

Ohhhh Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.......Ohhhh Baby make it hurt so good, sometimes posting don't feel like it should, oh baby, it hurts so gooood.

*the crowd applauds*

A grammy and a standing ovation in less than 13 hours. Incredible.

 

[Klim]

#50forKlim

 

[Broken]

*fitzroybulldog gets down on bended knee in front of Loonerty*

Ohhhh Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.......Ohhhh Baby make it hurt so good, sometimes posting don't feel like it should, oh baby, it hurts so gooood.

*the crowd applauds*

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

A grammy and a standing ovation in less than 13 hours. Incredible.

That's why i'm f to the itzzo, bull d - oh- double g.

 

[Loonerty]

 

[beez]

Is the slippery dip communal?

Yes. But no queue jumpsies. You'll go to qooty hell for that. Or to the back of the line.

 

[beez]

I may not pee in the pit but I may spill some beer. All good?

Spilling beer? I don't know about policies at the Roys, but in Baghdad, that's a sackable offence.

 

[Loonerty]

Yes. But no queue jumpsies. You'll go to qooty hell for that. Or to the back of the line.

Oh god, not the back of the line!