Official Match Thread S20 Round 10 - Baghdad Bandits vs. East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[larrikin]

This is dangerously close to being the second match thread I've seen that turns into a poetry slam.

It disturbs me that you know what a poetry slam is.

 

[cammo6556]

It disturbs me that you know what a poetry slam is.

It's what happens when John Cena accidentally rhymes.

 

[Itsmyshow]

You left us to play for this mob?

Wow, life choices

Of the highest order I might say.

It shall be my pleasure to give you a glimpse on Sunday.

 

[Shermy]

Round 10 - Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet vs East Side Chicken-Hawks

B: BrewSmackerVeiny, Shermy, van peebles
HB Shermanator, eth-dog, saintkildaman
C: JoshWoodenSpoon, beez, I bleed Blue
HF: iDon, Krazy Kris , Aussie Assault
F: loopy_cam, Itsmyshow, Upgrayedd
R: Bigeasy, cammo6556, Red Mist
Int: Frothies McVeigh, Lileasy

Changes: Nil​

 

[Shermy]

After last weeks effort, the Bandits team goes in unchanged.

Krazy Kris to continue the comeback form and slot a couple of goals, and I bleed Blue to roam about on the wing like he never stopped playing.

Oh and there's IMS to kick a solid 7 goals.

Good luck Hawks, you'll need it.

 

[jackenny]

Round 10 - Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet vs East Side Chicken-Hawks

B: BrewSmackerVeiny, Shermy, van peebles
HB Shermanator, eth-dog, saintkildaman
C: JoshWoodenSpoon, beez, I bleed Blue
HF: iDon, Krazy Kris , Aussie Assault
F: loopy_cam, Itsmyshow, Upgrayedd
R: Bigeasy, cammo6556, Red Mist
Int: Frothies McVeigh, Lileasy

Changes: Nil​

We're the Henery Hawk of The Sweet F.A.

You're the league's Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[Citroin]

Round 10 - Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet vs East Side Chicken-Hawks

B: BrewSmackerVeiny, Shermy, van peebles
HB Shermanator, eth-dog, saintkildaman
C: JoshWoodenSpoon, beez, I bleed Blue
HF: iDon, Krazy Kris , Aussie Assault
F: loopy_cam, Itsmyshow, Upgrayedd
R: Bigeasy, cammo6556, Red Mist
Int: Frothies McVeigh, Lileasy

Changes: Nil​

okeydoke7 this is a failure to name the opposition team.

 

[okeydoke7]

okeydoke7 this is a failure to name the opposition team.

Itsmyshow at full forward? That's a failure in itself.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Itsmyshow at full forward? That's a failure in itself.

You'd know all about failure.

 

[okeydoke7]

You'd know all about failure.

Quick on the reply. Not bad old man

 

[beez]

okey sucks big time
So do the rest of the Hawks
Bandits for the win

 

[Mr Eagle]

I'm not dead. I was just resting.





I should probably go check the last round's result as well...


Edit: No. No I should not.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Where has this week gone???

[pretty birdie picture normally goes here]
Life is fleeting. Like my current attention span.
Official team sheet of the East Side Hawks​

B: JT_the_Man - Mr Eagle - DV2000
HB: WaLkEr_ThE_StAr - GutsyBug - Dagless
C: scaryness - craigos - Clint Beastwood
HF: HawkAussie - Uncle_Leo - Ashton Agar
F: go you pups - okeydoke7 - jackenny
R: larrikin - Citroin - TheCuzEffect
Int: Tiger_man322 - ryan_seb

No changes. There's no time for freakin' changes.

 

[beez]

Who the * is craigos?

 

[okeydoke7]

Who the **** is craigos?

Who the **** is van peebles?

 

[Citroin]

Who the **** is craigos?

I don't want to be cliche and say he's your worst nightmare, but I have no choice. Your ribs are going to get the smash just like Dermot B in the 1989 Grand Final. (I did deliberately not include Dermotts last name due to the inability to spel et.)

 

[beez]

I don't want to be cliche and say he's your worst nightmare, but I have no choice. Your ribs are going to get the smash just like Dermot B in the 1989 Grand Final. (I did deliberately not include Dermotts last name due to the inability to spel et.)

Mate. I've been working out. I did 2 chin ups before (well, apparently only 1.5 but I'm ******* rounding it up), so one of you campaigners can go all Mark Yeates on me if you'd like - but I'm a champion and most of you flogs are nobodies.

 

[beez]

Who the **** is van peebles?

He only gets out of bed for teams that will present a challenge.

 

[Mr Eagle]

He only gets out of bed for teams that will present a challenge.

He wants presents? He can go * himself.

 

[Itsmyshow]

He wants presents? He can go **** himself.

You've always been so generous in the past?

 

[okeydoke7]

Itsmyshow the Bandits don't suit you for some reason.

 

[Citroin]

Itsmyshow the Bandits don't suit you for some reason.

Every time he posts it makes me cringe. It just doesn't make sense! Why Bandits!!!!!!!????

 

[okeydoke7]

Mate. I've been working out. I did 2 chin ups before (well, apparently only 1.5 but I'm ******* rounding it up), so one of you campaigners can go all Mark Yeates on me if you'd like - but I'm a champion and most of you flogs are nobodies.

You were a champion. You were THE prime poster in the competition for a couple of seasons there. The perception has changed now that most of your contributions are complaints. And I love your complaints. But you used to be a 10 chin up kinda guy and now you're just a 1.5 (ok I'll give you 2).

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Who the **** is craigos?

You haven't heard?

 

[Itsmyshow]

Itsmyshow the Bandits don't suit you for some reason.

It suits me perfectly.. Much more at home now, settled and dominating.

You, on the other hand, seem to be struggling quite badly.