Official Match Thread S20 Round 11 - Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[Shermy]

Trust you to make an arse of yourself in here

Putting the arse is clarse.

 

[Wosh]

Who you calling cross eyed!!!11!1

Perhaps you could eat dry toast for your tummy umpkins. It's eeeespesially deeeeliciouss.

Your hot dog are made frome prime dromedary lips and pooper valve anyways.

Our hotdogs are custom made from the flayed genitals of our oppostion. Unfortunately they don't make buns small enough so this week we're gonna have little puffy dogs instead.

 

[Red mist]

Our hotdogs are custom made from the flayed genitals of our oppostion. Unfortunately they don't make buns small enough so this week we're gonna have little puffy dogs instead.

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Reasonably disturbing your choice of ingredients..
Two eyes. Prince Alberted cawks fits MO. Relieved I'm part skink.

 

[Wosh]

Reasonably disturbing your choice of ingredients..
Two eyes. Prince Alberted cawks fits MO. Relieved I'm part skink.

From the smell around here you're part skunk too. Guess it's the musty baked beans.

 

[Red mist]

From the smell around here you're part skunk too. Guess it's the musty baked beans.

Love the pheromones.

 

[Shermy]

From the smell around here you're part skunk too. Guess it's the musty baked beans.

Don't try and blame us for the "normal" smell of NY. I've been here before, this isnt a Baghdad smell.

 

[Wosh]

Don't try and blame us for the "normal" smell of NY. I've been here before, this isnt a Baghdad smell.

The normal smell here is victory..it's gone a tad off atm but we are going to fix it this week.
That other funny rank smell, you guys brought that with you, lingering around you like a pungent Red Mist.

 

[Red mist]

The normal smell here is victory..it's gone a tad off atm but we are going to fix it this week.
That other funny rank smell, you guys brought that with you, lingering around you like a pungent Red Mist.

Well I generally would object.

 

[cammo6556]

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( cammo6556 - +4 from last week)
2 A Bit High (GEE) (+10)
3 cooney (MBD) (-1)
4 Wacky Tiger (FUR) (-1)
5 Mooch (ROY) (-4)
6 Ant Bear (SCS) (-2)
7 Sublime (SCS) (-1)
8 Van_Dyke (MBD) (+2)
9 DemonJim (LVB) (-1)
10 millky95 (SCS) (-1)
11 SM (GEE) (+2)
12 This Is Anfield (FUR) (-1)
13 Akkaps (GEE) (+6)
14 Blacky (GCR) (-7)
15 Matera92 (LVB) (+14)
16 Quadzilla (SCS) (+18)
17 Hate (DRA) (-3)
18 ClarkeM (WCW) (=)
19 Frankston Rover (CIW) (+8)
20 Loonerty (ROY) (-4)
21 Kangaroos4eva (WCW) (-6)
22 Mannumpower (SCS) (-2)
23 beez (BAG) (+3)
24 Bosley (MBD) (-3)
25 Brown Bottle (WCW) (+18)
26 Magruder (LVB) (-9)
27 pantskyle (LVB) (+3)
28 Power Raid (SCS) (+3)
29 Tayl0r (GEE) (+13)
30 The Half Back (DRA) (+8)
31 lanky_wes (MBD) (+2)
32 brahj (LVB) (-9)
33 Tommycash (GCR) (+6)
34 Wise Guy Sam (LVB) (-9)
35 Reginald Perrin (CIW) (+1)
36 BigJoeD (BigJoeD_) (CIW) (+5)
37 MoOP (LVB) (+7)
38 Shadow Man (FUR) (+11)
39 LicoriceAllSorts (WCW) (-4)
40 I dont care (SCS) (+8)
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I'm just gonna leave this here.

Give up now, Warriors.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Give up now, Warriors.

You know Broken is a drunk and a simpleton, don't you?

 

[cammo6556]

You know Broken is a drunk and a simpleton, don't you?

Perhaps that's what he sees in me...

 

[Red mist]

Perhaps that's what he sees in me...

I need to start matching your dietary regime. Pass the kebab.

 

[Shermy]

The normal smell here is victory..it's gone a tad off atm but we are going to fix it this week.
That other funny rank smell, you guys brought that with you, lingering around you like a pungent Red Mist.

Wait, Red mist did you shower before arriving at Coney Island?

 

[cammo6556]

I need to start matching your dietary regime. Pass the kebab.

To truly match the regime, you'll need to understand that sharing is a big no-no

 

[Red mist]

Wait, Red mist did you shower before arriving at Coney Island?

I haven't showered since round one.

To truly match the regime, you'll need to understand that sharing is a big no-no

Thats OK, I steal all your other stuff when you're not looking anyways.

 

[cammo6556]

I haven't showered since round one.

Thats OK, I steal all your other stuff when you're not looking anyways.

Really? That's the entrails I leave for Bessie

 

[Red mist]

Really? That's the entrails I leave for Bessie

Oh Bessie still gets them...

 

[Broken]

You know Broken is a drunk and a simpleton, don't you?

Mrs Broken, is that you?

 

[Shermy]

I haven't showered since round one.

Good, was just checking. I think Wooshy is yanking our chain with this extra taint she's talking about.

 

[Wosh]

Good, was just checking. I think [B]Wooshy[/B] is yanking our chain with this extra taint she's talking about.

Hold that thought, it's award season on the Bay and I'm watching the red carpet

 

[Red mist]

Hold that thought, it's award season on the Bay and I'm watching the red carpet

Is that thread producing lulz?

 

[Wosh]

Is that thread producing lulz?

lulz and melts baby..lulz and melts. The Hawfs haven't been announced yet so standing by for goo.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Mrs Broken, is that you?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Broken marriages are so sad.

I feel for the children.

 

[Wosh]

Sooooooooo where were we? Yanking chains