Official Match Thread S20 Round 11 - Gold City Royals v Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne MOTR

[toxic]

Monday match thread again huh? Just to make sure spam levels reach their maximum.

Ok Ant Bear am I allowed to hate this match thread yet?

The floggy admin wannabe

And the laughable marlowe

Oh great 6 more days of putting up with your dribble and crap

 

[Marlowe]

Well I am honoured at least one person still thinks I'm funny.

 

[Millky95]

The floggy admin wannabe

Real admins don't like Ponies

 

[toxic]

Well I am honoured at least one person still thinks I'm funny.

Keep conversing with your mirror

 

[Papa Juggs]

Real admins don't like Ponies

I'd be the hardest admin ever seen. boncer34 was soft as melted ice cream.

 

[Millky95]

I'd be the hardest admin ever seen. boncer34 was soft as melted ice cream.

Hard =/= good

But boncer34 got his revenge last season anyway

 

[Papa Juggs]

Hard =/= good

But boncer34 got his revenge last season anyway

Are you saying there's another implication behind me liking ponies?

 

[toxic]

Are you saying there's another implication behind me liking ponies?

Have you been gelded

 

[Papa Juggs]

Have you been gelded

lol I'm a fully functioning stallion.

 

[toxic]

lol I'm a fully functioning stallion.

There goes that theory

 

[Millky95]

Are you saying there's another implication behind me liking ponies?

No not seeing how defensive you got I now suspect there is. Care to comment further Mr. Wannabe-Admin?

 

[Power Raid]

Keep conversing with your mirror

No not seeing how defensive you got I now suspect there is. Care to comment further Mr. Wannabe-Admin?

perhaps still pre-op

#cockinafrock (not that there is anything wrong with that)

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Are you saying there's another implication behind me liking ponies?

Oh yay Ponies! This is going to be a fun week...

 

[Millky95]

Oh yay Ponies! This is going to be a fun week...

Don't post videos man, the Royals are on the 2nd page of a thread, they're in frightening territory. Don't wanna scare them off

 

[toxic]

I can't do a week of ponies

Its spring carnival and my gamblers anonymous sponsor has bet me i can't back the cox plate winner...he says with a winks

 

[Ant Bear]

I dunno. I look at the Gold City list and I see lots of people who have been decent posters in the past. Names like 3KZ is Football, Bipolarbear, timtamWB, Blacky, sverik25, Tommycash and The Old Dark Navy's

Then you look at their match threads, which mainly consist of their opposition trying to engage these players and bombing spectacularly. You look at their team thread, and Marlowe and Juggs try to involve their guys, but the 5 pages is populated as much by Beng and posters from other teams propping them up.

And the conclusion is...the Royals are past it. Like the Roys are old and doddering, the Royals are old and jaded. They just don't care enough to engage with the opposition in the thread, but simply log in late on Sunday night to check their stats, and oh, maybe they won. Well, they don't deserve to occupy the same stratosphere of the SFA ladder as the mighty Swamprats. If the sim was weighted as it should be, they would be below the Hawks.

 

[Rack Watts]

Get on my level, Antbear.

 

[Ant Bear]

Can't. Like a cow, I cannot step down. I can only step up

 

[Millky95]

Can't. Like a cow, I cannot step down. I can only step up

In about 20 minutes he'll be sad cause you're above him so I wouldn't stress

 

[Ant Bear]

In about 20 minutes he'll be sad cause you're above him so I wouldn't stress

I shook the tree, and only one fell out

 

[Millky95]

I shook the tree, and only one fell out

I guess they don't have a lovely bunch of coconuts

 

[timtamWB]

I dunno. I look at the Gold City list and I see lots of people who have been decent posters in the past. Names like 3KZ is Football, Bipolarbear, timtamWB, Blacky, sverik25, Tommycash and The Old Dark Navy's

Then you look at their match threads, which mainly consist of their opposition trying to engage these players and bombing spectacularly. You look at their team thread, and Marlowe and Juggs try to involve their guys, but the 5 pages is populated as much by Beng and posters from other teams propping them up.

And the conclusion is...the Royals are past it. Like the Roys are old and doddering, the Royals are old and jaded. They just don't care enough to engage with the opposition in the thread, but simply log in late on Sunday night to check their stats, and oh, maybe they won. Well, they don't deserve to occupy the same stratosphere of the SFA ladder as the mighty Swamprats. If the sim was weighted as it should be, they would be below the Hawks.

I was decent? I'm calling that one a win.

And if the sim was weighted as it should be, we'd have already won a premiership. But alas, the sim is a cruel mistress and laughs as she whips you whilst you're tied to the bed and blindfolded.

Unless you're into that of course.

 

[Millky95]

But alas, the sim is a cruel mistress and laughs as she whips you whilst you're tied to the bed and blindfolded.

We got that with the bullshit draw last season

 

[Ant Bear]

I was decent? I'm calling that one a win.

And if the sim was weighted as it should be, we'd have already won a premiership. But alas, the sim is a cruel mistress and laughs as she whips you whilst you're tied to the bed and blindfolded.

Unless you're into that of course.

Hi Timmy. You Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist, you

 

[timtamWB]

Hi Timmy. You Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist, you

1. If that's a reference, I don't understand it and therefore it is not worth my time.
2. Learn to use grammar properly.
3. Learn to use capitalisation properly.
4. Only my girlfriend and my mum get to call me Timmy. And you're neither. How dare you.
5. I hope this is not the kind of posting I'll be expecting from the Rats. I expected better.

Actually, that's a lie. I expected worse. Well done on exceeding my expectations.

Here ends the lesson. That will be $50.