SFA Ask Me Anything (Episode 40: jmoo wan - pg. 174)

[This Is Anfield]

It is getting a bit lame.

Bring on the next victim, please.

 

[brahj]

Bring on the next victim, please.

Nah, bffl is doing well.

 

[ClarkeM]

Nah, bffl is doing well.

:/

 

[Wacky Tiger]

bffl will Noobz0r ever finish his state of the list thread?

 

[bffl]

Watched this last night, so good.

bffl which is the better trilogy, Matrix or American Pie?

American pie, lat two matrixs are s**t.

 

[Golumless]

bffl How does one make cereal without it catching on fire?

bffl Can you donate to my charity? It's helping out the starving in Sin City (poor souls, no light, insufficent heating, goats used for other purposes than food), all i need is your credit card number and expiry and i'll donate $20 in your name.

 

[This Is Anfield]

bffl How does one make cereal without it catching on fire?

bffl Can you donate to my charity? It's helping out the starving in Sin City (poor souls, no light, insufficent heating, goats used for other purposes than food), all i need is your credit card number and expiry and i'll donate $20 in your name.

Hey, that sounds like a good cause.
My number is 5499 1234 8765 1111 expiry 12/19, cheers.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Hey, that sounds like a good cause.
My number is 5499 1234 8765 1111 expiry 12/19, cheers.

Sucker!

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Hey, that sounds like a good cause.
My number is 5499 1234 8765 1111 expiry 12/19, cheers.

Sucker!

Hey thats my card number

 

[pantskyle]

Hey, that sounds like a good cause.
My number is 5499 1234 8765 1111 expiry 12/19, cheers.

ccv?

 

[This Is Anfield]

ccv?

Just make one up, it'll match the card number.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

MR THIS IS ANFIELD

 

[This Is Anfield]

Sucker!

Doesn't matter, I'm rich! I got this email this morning...

"Dear Beloved
Peace of the lord be with you.
With heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I decided to contact you for assistance and distribution of my inheritance after going through your profile.
My name is Kim Kurrel ,a dying woman who have been exposed to a violent incident of a bomb blast that affected my hearing ability and damage to my brain which the Doctor has told me will stop full functioning very soon and also been diagnosed for cancer. I have requested for (euthanasia) the act or practice of ending the life of myself which was also declined.
I was married to my late husband for 14 years without a child; he was a philanthropist and senior Syria Army officer. He defected and join the Syria Revolutionary and Opposition Forces to fight president Bachar el-Assad because of the brutal murder of Syria people by his government. As a result of his defection He was arrested because he joined the opposition army and later killed by president Bachar el-Assad.
Before his death by president Bachar el-Assad, he has deposited Five million five Hundred thousand US Dollars in the Netherlands with a notary to oversee this funds in case anything happens to him. Due to my health conditions, I will need you to act on my behalf to receive this funds if you wish to as our legitimate beneficiary with the documents covering the deposit of the funds which I will send your upon your acceptance
I have been touched by God to donate from what i have inherited from my late husband for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard-earned funds ungodly.
I will be going in for an operation couple of hours from now, and I have decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5,500,000 to you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless and less privilege and for the assistance of the widows. Please assure me that you will act on humanitarian motives.
Contact my lawyer with this specified email contact:
Inform him that i have WILLED ($5,500,000.00) to you and i have notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know i do not know you but i have been directed to do this by my instinct.

How lucky am I.

 

[brahj]

Doesn't matter, I'm rich! I got this email this morning...

"Dear Beloved
Peace of the lord be with you.
With heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I decided to contact you for assistance and distribution of my inheritance after going through your profile.
My name is Kim Kurrel ,a dying woman who have been exposed to a violent incident of a bomb blast that affected my hearing ability and damage to my brain which the Doctor has told me will stop full functioning very soon and also been diagnosed for cancer. I have requested for (euthanasia) the act or practice of ending the life of myself which was also declined.
I was married to my late husband for 14 years without a child; he was a philanthropist and senior Syria Army officer. He defected and join the Syria Revolutionary and Opposition Forces to fight president Bachar el-Assad because of the brutal murder of Syria people by his government. As a result of his defection He was arrested because he joined the opposition army and later killed by president Bachar el-Assad.
Before his death by president Bachar el-Assad, he has deposited Five million five Hundred thousand US Dollars in the Netherlands with a notary to oversee this funds in case anything happens to him. Due to my health conditions, I will need you to act on my behalf to receive this funds if you wish to as our legitimate beneficiary with the documents covering the deposit of the funds which I will send your upon your acceptance
I have been touched by God to donate from what i have inherited from my late husband for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard-earned funds ungodly.
I will be going in for an operation couple of hours from now, and I have decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5,500,000 to you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless and less privilege and for the assistance of the widows. Please assure me that you will act on humanitarian motives.
Contact my lawyer with this specified email contact:
Inform him that i have WILLED ($5,500,000.00) to you and i have notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know i do not know you but i have been directed to do this by my instinct.

How lucky am I.

Bashar al-Assad*

Other then that, seems legit.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Doesn't matter, I'm rich! I got this email this morning...

"Dear Beloved
Peace of the lord be with you.
With heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I decided to contact you for assistance and distribution of my inheritance after going through your profile.
My name is Kim Kurrel ,a dying woman who have been exposed to a violent incident of a bomb blast that affected my hearing ability and damage to my brain which the Doctor has told me will stop full functioning very soon and also been diagnosed for cancer. I have requested for (euthanasia) the act or practice of ending the life of myself which was also declined.
I was married to my late husband for 14 years without a child; he was a philanthropist and senior Syria Army officer. He defected and join the Syria Revolutionary and Opposition Forces to fight president Bachar el-Assad because of the brutal murder of Syria people by his government. As a result of his defection He was arrested because he joined the opposition army and later killed by president Bachar el-Assad.
Before his death by president Bachar el-Assad, he has deposited Five million five Hundred thousand US Dollars in the Netherlands with a notary to oversee this funds in case anything happens to him. Due to my health conditions, I will need you to act on my behalf to receive this funds if you wish to as our legitimate beneficiary with the documents covering the deposit of the funds which I will send your upon your acceptance
I have been touched by God to donate from what i have inherited from my late husband for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard-earned funds ungodly.
I will be going in for an operation couple of hours from now, and I have decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5,500,000 to you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless and less privilege and for the assistance of the widows. Please assure me that you will act on humanitarian motives.
Contact my lawyer with this specified email contact:
Inform him that i have WILLED ($5,500,000.00) to you and i have notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know i do not know you but i have been directed to do this by my instinct.

How lucky am I.

Judging by the length, must've been okeydoke7 who sent that.

 

[bffl]

bffl will Noobz0r ever finish his state of the list thread?

Yes when he moves to the clubs that havent been done.

bffl How does one make cereal without it catching on fire?

bffl Can you donate to my charity? It's helping out the starving in Sin City (poor souls, no light, insufficent heating, goats used for other purposes than food), all i need is your credit card number and expiry and i'll donate $20 in your name.

Put a fire hydrant in it.

 

[pantskyle]

Judging by the length, must've been okeydoke7 who sent that.

 

[Smoooothy]

bffl

how do i get a pantskyle badge?

also, do you regret and lament your actions last season abandoning the Warriors when they needed you most?

 

[Smartys Power]

bffl how do I speak to girls?

 

[bffl]

bffl how do I speak to girls?

With vocal cords.

 

[Smartys Power]

With vocal cords.

Obviously you aren't very good at it either.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

bffl how do I speak to girls?

You imagine them as men.

You can thank me later

 

[Smartys Power]

You imagine them as men.

You can thank me later

I will keep that in mind?

 

[This Is Anfield]

You imagine them as men.

You can thank me later

You mean like this...

What you lookin' at you ********, I'll smash your ******* head in!

 

[miss_kate18]

You mean like this...

What you lookin' at you ********, I'll smash your ******* head in!

Oh that always works.

On ice addict women in Frankston.