Resource SFA Information & Sign Up Thread

[cats2rise]

Going well mate. The Hawks are still winning and Spurs are still choking it up. What can you do?

The Coney Island Warriors, however, are on a 5 game winning streak and have a need for a talented, hardworking Max Rooke type.

Yes this whole Tottenham thing is a bit of a shame... as is Hawthorn winning too I guess.

I have no idea where Coney Island is, so shall give it a miss - but thank you kindly.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

And by his own admission, he gets around more than Bill Clinton at a Intern Convention.

Why go back to mediocrety when you can walk into the Destination Club.

The Royals have an opening do they

 

[Frankston Rover]

Yes this whole Tottenham thing is a bit of a shame... as is Hawthorn winning too I guess.

I have no idea where Coney Island is, so shall give it a miss - but thank you kindly.

It's sad that you said no.

Now we will have to crush you.

Retired Jimmy and El Dubya will be disappointed.

 

[Danoz]

It's sad that you said no.

Now we will have to crush you.

Retired Jimmy and El Dubya will be disappointed.

Jimmy won't care. He's retired.

 

[Footypie32]

Get in here Eth and offer cats2rise many sexual favours. My lips are too chapped.

 

[pantskyle]

Yes this whole Tottenham thing is a bit of a shame... as is Hawthorn winning too I guess.

I have no idea where Coney Island is, so shall give it a miss - but thank you kindly.

You could join the Las Vegas Bears, we are second bottom fighting for our second straight spoon but dude, Vegas.

 

[cats2rise]

Sorry for the confusion all. I will be joining Mt Buller if thats possible. I spent 5 seasons there... can't imagine myself playing for anyone else... especially now that Geelong are not the gumbies!

Name cats2rise
Preferred position 1: Wherever the team needs me.
Number: I cant remember my old number.
Preferred Team: Demons
How did you hear about the SFA?: I used to rule this joint (well, I'd like to think I did)

 

[pantskyle]

Sorry for the confusion all. I will be joining Mt Buller if thats possible. I spent 5 seasons there... can't imagine myself playing for anyone else... especially now that Geelong are not the gumbies!

I'm confused by this post, mainly as nobody chooses to play for the Demons...

 

[Danoz]

I'm confused by this post, mainly as nobody chooses to play for the Demons...

The Ahmed Saad of the SFA. Spent a couple of years being not much more than useless. Took an 18 month hiatus. Came back to the same useless club that is still not much more than useless.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Jimmy won't care. He's retired.

I'm retired......not dead.

 

[pantskyle]

I'm retired......not dead.

Are you sure? I poked you with a stick and you didn't move.

 

[Marlowe]

especially now that Geelong are not the gumbies!

Hehe. Name changes working like a charm.

 

[Danoz]

Are you sure? I poked you with a stick and you didn't move.

TBF he wasn't aware of your necrophiliac tendencies.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

TBF he wasn't aware of your necrophiliac tendencies.

Errrrrrr.......yes I am. I was frozen with fear

 

[brahj]

can't imagine myself playing for anyone else... especially now that Geelong are not the gumbies!

A Bit High

 

[Danoz]

Errrrrrr.......yes I am. I was frozen with fear

Oh. Ok then.

 

[Footypie32]

I'm confused by this post, mainly as nobody chooses to play for the Demons...

I know, we are chosen from birth because of our superior genetic make-up. We nearly chose you, but luckily we saw the single strand of auburn hair. It was a close call.

 

[pantskyle]

Errrrrrr.......yes I am. I was frozen with fear

Explain the erection.

 

[pantskyle]

I know, we are chosen from birth because of our superior genetic make-up. We nearly chose you, but luckily we saw the single strand of auburn hair. It was a close call.

You've chosen me several times, I've just resisted, I don't like the cold.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Explain the erection.

Yours or mine?

 

[pantskyle]

Yours or mine?

Sword fight, don't cross the streams!!!

 

[I Dont Care]

Hi all,

After a two year absence I have returned to bigfooty - would love to get involved again!

I was originally a Gumby, and then had a fair stint at Mt Buller which was fun! The club went through some bad times with leadership changes left, right and centre. Have they improved?

Are you into...livestock, or goonsacks? Or both?

 

[I Dont Care]

Explain the erection.

I thought you were a doctor. Viagra

 

[pantskyle]

I thought you were a doctor. Viagra

I'm a doctor of the mind, I keep telling you this. This is why I can't remove the goats horn.

 

[Footypie32]

Sorry for the confusion all. I will be joining Mt Buller if thats possible. I spent 5 seasons there... can't imagine myself playing for anyone else... especially now that Geelong are not the gumbies!

Name cats2rise
Preferred position 1: Wherever the team needs me.
Number: I cant remember my old number.
Preferred Team: Demons
How did you hear about the SFA?: I used to rule this joint (well, I'd like to think I did)

Great stuff! Now, I need to inform you that we must wait 24 hrs before we can officially sign you. Think of this time as a chance to soak up all the wine and women the other clubs pointlessly throw at you.