Sneaky little Scott brothers

Mar 15, 2008
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Heard a story today (on SEN, yes again !!) about Brad and Chris that they "shared" a membership at one of Melbourne's prestiges golf clubs. They buggers went for years playing under the one brother's name until they got busted. Cheeky sods.

One of you lads should ask him if or when you have the chance at a social gathering in the future ( could be a good ice breaker to get a convo going)

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Heard a story today (on SEN, yes again !!) about Brad and Chris that they "shared" a membership at one of Melbourne's prestiges golf clubs. They buggers went for years playing under the one brother's name until they got busted. Cheeky sods.

One of you lads should ask him if or when you have the chance at a social gathering in the future ( could be a good ice breaker to get a convo going)

(mods you can move it where you like)
The story goes that the subterfuge only came to light when Chris rocked up one day to play a round under Brad's name and that just as he was about to tee off, it started to rain heavily. Instead of packing up his clubs and going home, he headed to the indoor putting green for a couple of hours practice. The presence of a Plan B immediately alerted club authorities to the fact that it wasn't Brad. That and the fact he didn't have a crack at the course manager for leaving the roof open.
 
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ArjenTheGreat

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The story goes that the subterfuge only came to light when Chris rocked up one day to play a round under Brad's name and that just as he was about to tee off, it started to rain heavily. Instead of packing up his clubs and going home, he headed to the indoor putting green for a couple of hours practice. The presence of a Plan B immediately alerted club authorities to the fact that it wasn't Brad. That and the fact he didn't have a crack at the course manager for leaving the roof open.

Wonderful!
 

The Butcher

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Mar 8, 2011
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Chris is a member at my club, obviously I've never bothered to get a game in with him but if there's a chance it'd Brad maybe I will.

Ha, who am I kidding there's more chance of Gibson getting dropped.
 
Nov 14, 2012
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Hah, wouldnt be the first time twins have done this!
Not wrong. I play Penant Mahjong & the young lass I was playing Vic Open finals against last year in The Manogamy Room at Crown ducked off to "powder her nose" mid-game & when she came back, I saw the door open & some light came into the room & I heard some noises. Ten minutes later, her visually impaired twin sister pulled up a seat at the table & attempted to fill my mind with impure thoughts.
 
Brad has a place in Cape Schanck.. I wonder if it has anything to do with the national.

That may explain our woeful set shot efforts if he conducts goal kicking tutorials for our players there in his downtime.

I reckon it'd have everything to do with The National BTW. He's a bloody good golfer.
 
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Not wrong. I play Penant Mahjong & the young lass I was playing Vic Open finals against last year in The Manogamy Room at Crown ducked off to "powder her nose" mid-game & when she came back, I saw the door open & some light came into the room & I heard some noises. Ten minutes later, her visually impaired twin sister pulled up a seat at the table & attempted to fill my mind with impure thoughts.
Penant Mahjong Arthur Cloke :thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:
 
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