So, what really happened to Robert Allenby?

[Total_Juddshanks]

The weirdest thing about this is if he had come out and said "I got para, I probably behaved like a dick but I have no real clue what happened" no one would have noticed or cared.

Totally snookered by his own unwarranted sense of self importance.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

The weirdest thing about this is if he had come out and said "I got para, I probably behaved like a dick but I have no real clue what happened" no one would have noticed or cared.

Totally snookered by his own unwarranted sense of self importance.

Exactly. Everyone would have gone "ah good one, good old Aussie boy".

 

[blackcat]

About 1:00 in it gets good

lost his sponsorships everywhere else, but Chinese sponsors paid him more for all of his harem

 

[blackcat]

I'm going to give Robert the benefit of the doubt. 100% behind him. He's the James Hird of golf. And James Hird is the NE Patriots of AFL. All have done nothing wrong until proven guilty.

Behind you guys. Have got your back. #standwithRobertAllenbyJamesHirdNewEnglandPatriots

does that hashtag make it unner 68 characters?

 

[blackcat]

truth is better than fiction this is ruining the Tarantino-Allenby script
Tarantino better get back with Roger Avery then

cinematic verisimilitude then

cant Tarantino rip off Wim Wenders than?

 

[JUBJUB]

AUSTRALIAN pro golfer Robert Allenby has conceded his recollection of his alleged abduction and attack in Hawaii are wrong.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/ro...n-identity-theft/story-fni0fiyv-1227217251992

No s**t Robert

 

[Shane Hird]

In his drunken state, he must have dreamt about being chucked in a boot.

Great story nonetheless.

 

[Flash of power]

Hey we've probably all done stuff we aren't that proud of.

I think he migh pay for this one for a while though!

 

[JUBJUB]

Hey we've probably all done stuff we aren't that proud of.

I think he migh pay for this one for a while though!

Oh he's paying for it,more than $20,000

 

[Shane Hird]

And hopefully that's the last we'll ever hear of Robert 'pulp fiction' Allenby.

Cause I don't follow golf and never will ffs.

 

[charcoalchicken]

The weirdest thing about this is if he had come out and said "I got para, I probably behaved like a dick but I have no real clue what happened" no one would have noticed or cared.

Totally snookered by his own unwarranted sense of self importance.

Agreed, now he just comes off as a total douche.