MG MG
Norm Smith Medallist
- Aug 20, 2012
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- AFL Club
- Essendon
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- Liverpool, CA, Sydney FC
Stars a sinking Ship
By Dylan Van Superstar
After taking long on all but 1 of their picks so far, several media heads and BFFL coaches are demanding the Stars head.
Coach mClarke329 has struggled to be active in this draft, resulting in long stalls of the draft. Some say he is stuck in school, some have other variations. Here is some of the statements made when questioned:
MG MG: I reckon he is doing it on purpose. He doesn't want to really be associated with that shambles of a club but he wants to remain in this great league. He isn't up to it.
Stormageddon: I feel sorry for the poor kid. Does he worry about the draft or his primary school commitment.
Chris Spud: Give him a break, as long as he is paying me money instead of Visy, it's all good.
Tom Dawkins: I think he has lost a lot of friends in this league. He has to earn back respect by winning matches, and with the list he has formed, I doubt it.
Michael Clark (Superstar Data): The time he has taken individually, is more then everyone else combined. It a shock he hadn't been passed yet.
Silly Billy: As league commisioner I would like to make a statement. As much as Pup has the right to take all his time he needs, it is against the spirit of the game and we will investigate.
BFADA: The BigFooty Anti-Doping Association has found some documents that may link the Stars slowness to peptides. It seems that during this time Pup may have been ordering peptides for use in 2013. We will keep you posted.
The Stars will play off for the 2013 premiership, but some question the longevity of this franchise.
*Some quotes may or may not have been changed
By Dylan Van Superstar
After taking long on all but 1 of their picks so far, several media heads and BFFL coaches are demanding the Stars head.
Coach mClarke329 has struggled to be active in this draft, resulting in long stalls of the draft. Some say he is stuck in school, some have other variations. Here is some of the statements made when questioned:
MG MG: I reckon he is doing it on purpose. He doesn't want to really be associated with that shambles of a club but he wants to remain in this great league. He isn't up to it.
Stormageddon: I feel sorry for the poor kid. Does he worry about the draft or his primary school commitment.
Chris Spud: Give him a break, as long as he is paying me money instead of Visy, it's all good.
Tom Dawkins: I think he has lost a lot of friends in this league. He has to earn back respect by winning matches, and with the list he has formed, I doubt it.
Michael Clark (Superstar Data): The time he has taken individually, is more then everyone else combined. It a shock he hadn't been passed yet.
Silly Billy: As league commisioner I would like to make a statement. As much as Pup has the right to take all his time he needs, it is against the spirit of the game and we will investigate.
BFADA: The BigFooty Anti-Doping Association has found some documents that may link the Stars slowness to peptides. It seems that during this time Pup may have been ordering peptides for use in 2013. We will keep you posted.
The Stars will play off for the 2013 premiership, but some question the longevity of this franchise.
*Some quotes may or may not have been changed
