"Hooker Rides Long Pole To Games Glory".
What a great headline it would have been. Similar to one I saw in Amsterdam at the Bi-Annual Sex Workers Olympics. Where Cumming first, is not good enough to get you a medal.
In the August 21, 2009 edition of my local newspaper, a brief article appeared celebrating Hooker's success in securing a place at the World Athletics championships that year in Berlin. The article noted his achievement with the simple headline "Hooker qualifies".
It was extremely obvious however that immediately to the left of this headline were the escort advertisements.
