Official Match Thread Sweet F.A Round 16 West Coast Wonders vs East Side Hawks @ Subiaco Oval

[StFly]

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Teams By: 9pm Friday 17th AEDST (Melbourne, NSW, Canberra, Tasmania and not those guys screaming at the sun up north)

Formlines:

• Wonders: WWLWL
• Hawks: LWWLW

Taking flight last week were the Hawks who accounted easily for the Bombers, yet like the Roys it all comes too late for them, whilst the Wonders stumbled against the impressive might of the Roys in what would have been a humiliating blow if not for an inspired last quarter. Questions abound with the Wonders though, as the reigning premiers find themselves at the wrong end of the precipice and running out of oxygen.

Is this just a massive hangover?
The Wonders find themselves 4 points and a small amount of percentage (2.01%) out of the 4 and require the Gumbies and/or Bombers to falter to their consecutive victories. The reigning premier has never really looked as such, being unable to consolidate any gain made, yet they can only fall to 6th and rise to 3rd such is the chance that still remains, but on form you'd question the latter's possibility.
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[croweater 41]

I hate these ****ers.

 

[ClarkeM]

Teams by 9pm tonight! Ouch

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I feel our last match against ESH had a brief distraction that caused us to all get slightly off topic.

 

[StFly]

Teams by 9pm tonight! Ouch

Frig me, I looked at it I knew I missed something but couldn't quite put my finger on it since i was far too busy taking a potshot at Queensland.

Thank you for the point out, I'll fix them now.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Hi IMS, how's your week been

 

[croweater 41]

You 2 are far to close to be playing against each other. I sense you are going to marry or some s**t and run off into forever land......

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Wonderland??

 

[Itsmyshow]

I am just dandy Duggs oh and crowey, I ****ing hate you pieces of ****ing shite as well...

 

[ClarkeM]

IMSo hungry

 

[croweater 41]

I am just glad the feeling is mutal. Makes this a lot easier.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Imso tired, and possibly jobless.. **** you current employer!!! Outsource your toilet break... ****ing leprechaun FLOG!!!

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Dear IMS,

Sorry to hear that you have had a bad day.

To cheer you up I've posted a picture of someone who I now imagine looks a lot like you embracing one of your favourite house elves, a pop culture icon often referenced between us.

I hope you can see yourself in such a loving position with Dobby and that the thought of fulfilling this action warms your heart.

Your pal,

Wise Guy Sam

EDIT: Awkward. This is actually a picture of a strange man holding the corpse of Dobby. I can only assume he is a grave robber pilfering a mutilated (avada...) cadaver.

 

[Jobe3votes]

It's quite simple, we need to win this. No win is guaranteed as we saw from the Roys on Monday.

But quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Wonders at home in this match.

 

[ClarkeM]

Wonders are quite possibly going to turn on an awesome run and obliterate every opponent until we get that Premiership again.

 

[Mooch]

Formlines:

• Wonders: WWLWL
• Hawks: LWWLW

Wonders to win. Hawks to lose. Obvious.

Run to another GF imminent and unstoppable.

Your chihuahua says hi.​

 

[Mr Eagle]

Wonders are quite possibly going to turn on an awesome run and obliterate every opponent until we get that Premiership again.

Or you could fall flat on your arses as the Hawks somehow manage to screw up yet another team's season through sheer bloody mindedness.

 

[ClarkeM]

Or you could fall flat on your arses as the Hawks somehow manage to screw up yet another team's season through sheer bloody mindedness.

Failed last year, chances are you will again this season too.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Failed last year, chances are you will again this season too.

Last year doesn't seem like much of a form predictor for us right now...

 

[ClarkeM]

Nothing ever seems right over your end.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Dear IMS,

Sorry to hear that you have had a bad day.

To cheer you up I've posted a picture of someone who I now imagine looks a lot like you embracing one of your favourite house elves, a pop culture icon often referenced between us.

I hope you can see yourself in such a loving position with Dobby and that the thought of fulfilling this action warms your heart.

Your pal,

Wise Guy Sam

EDIT: Awkward. This is actually a picture of a strange man holding the corpse of Dobby. I can only assume he is a grave robber pilfering a mutilated (avada...) cadaver.

My day actually got worse, I sat in silence, pondering who this strange man was in the picture, and trying to work out what popular pop culture reference you were referring to (I finally worked out you were speaking of Dobby himself).. I have only now read the EDIT and feel just as embarrassed... Dobby is dead, and this strange man is showing him no respect.. I am appalled...

EDIT: Dobby looks like Mr "Imma Outsource Everything" CEO man... ****ing leprechaun.

 

[DemonJim]

Hi guys, what's going on here?

 

[Itsmyshow]

Hi guys, what's going on here?

Just chilling, counting down the minutes to oblivion.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Just chilling, counting down the minutes to oblivion.

Skyrim is better

 

[ClarkeM]

Skyrim is better

Never played that game. Never will. Seems to me to be a poor man's Pokemon Blue