Official Match Thread Sweet FA All-Star Match - Boncer34's Boners vs Mobbenfuhrer's Marauders (Monday 26th November)

Who will win?


  • Total voters
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It's the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the bee's knees, the duck's nuts, the cat's pyjamas, the dog's bollocks. On Monday November 26 we will see arguably the greatest array of talent to ever hit a Sweet FA football arena when @boncer34's Boners go head-to-head with @Mobbenfuhrer's Marauders.

This inaugural Sweet FA All-Star match has been all over the front and back pages of all publications over the last few days, and for good reason. This highly anticipated match up has been years in the making and finally it has come to fruition. With the draft taking place not a week ago, who has assembled the best array of talent? Is it the Boners with the likes of ShaunDuggan, Itsmyshow and reigning Mobbenfuhrer Medallist in Wise Guy Sam? Or is it the Marauders with a trio of Dragons in Ljp86, MD and Pie 4 Life?

Expected lineups:

Code:
                    Boners
B.   beez      Snappy!    Grockadoc
        HARPS      okey      DemonJim
 
HB.    StFly    Mobbenfuhrer  BILC
      Marklar      ClarkeM      Eth
 
C.      ljp86      Gibbsy    Claypigeon
      Duggan      boncer        IMS
 
HF. MannumPower      MD        Freakie
        tba        Broken      Tarks
 
F.    Nuffers      Fred    Boshtrich Burger
        tba        Sanch        tba
                Marauders
 
Foll: Marauders - Pie 4 Life, Juggalo Balla, Dagless
      Boners - pantskyle, Wise Guy Sam, Easty
 
Bench: PVF, spookism
          tba, tba


Club allegiances have been put on hold for this one-off match with secret game plans from clubs being used to take each other down. All we know is we're in for one helluva game with current Sweet FA players who were declined an invitation secretly hoping that a hammy is pulled or a dick is chopped off so that they may get a chance to run out onto the hallowed turf.

This match is being played at the new, purpose built, Sweet FA Stadium which holds 432,000. 743 bars, 319 strip joints, 78 casinos and 1 Unisex toilet are going to be flooded with patrons over the course of the day, with many players looking forward to using the facilities after the conclusion of he match.

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The new purpose built Sweet FA Stadium

Jaimee Rogers from SFATAB has installed @boncer34's Boners as favourites based solely on their captain's ability to fix the result of the game.

Boners: $1.78
Marauders: $2.15

BOG Favourite:
Wise Guy Sam - $1.01
Any player not listed - $500

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boncer34 and Mobbenfuhrer in a battle royale

*Sorry if I stole anyone's thunder, people were getting antsy.
 
B. beez Snappy! Grockadoc
HARPS okey DemonJim

HB. StFly Mobbenfuhrer BILC
Marklar ClarkeM Eth

C. ljp86 Gibbsy Claypigeon
Duggan boncer IMS

HF. MannumPower MD Freakie
tba Broken Tarks

F. Nuffers Fred Boshtrich Burger
tba Sanch tba
Marauders

Foll: Marauders - Pie 4 Life, Juggalo Balla, Dagless
Boners - pantskyle, Wise Guy Sam, Easty

Bench: PVF, spookism
tba, tba
I went through deciding who was the better poster in my humble opinion, match up by match up...
Mobbs ended up with 10
Boncer ended up with 10
I am tipping a draw. Calling it early. Bookmark it :thumbsu:
 

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Everyone is gonna be mad

May of just clogged up one of the toilets in the only bathroom in the joint
 
Don't hide in the back pocket, then.
Please, people want my autograph. What do you expect me to do, sign autographs and get best afield? Geez.
 
Please, people want my autograph. What do you expect me to do, sign autographs and get best afield? Geez.
Jeez beez. If you're not actually intending on playing, what did you sign up for?
 
Jeez beez. If you're not actually intending on playing, what did you sign up for?
Who said I wasn't intending on playing? The masses want my autograph, and it's worth more if they get it when I'm playing a game. Remember, I'm a team player, I do what's best for the team, none of this personal glory hunting bullshit that has seemed to plague your unsuccessful career so far.
 
I went through deciding who was the better poster in my humble opinion, match up by match up...
Mobbs ended up with 10
Boncer ended up with 10
I am tipping a draw. Calling it early. Bookmark it :thumbsu:

You picked tba over me didn't you :(.


By the way, a little bit excited for this one.
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Everyone is gonna be mad

May of just clogged up one of the toilets in the only bathroom in the joint

I clogged up one of the strip joints.

But, that's a different story.
 
Jeez beez. If you're not actually intending on playing, what did you sign up for?

He's in the backline. .. The ball is not going to get down there so he signed up to look good and sign autographs. .. Sheesh does he need to spell it out for you and sign it?
 

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He's in the backline. .. The ball is not going to get down there so he signed up to look good and sign autographs. .. Sheesh does he need to spell it out for you and sign it?
I will admit, when I'm kicking them over his head, it makes it tough.
Who said I wasn't intending on playing? The masses want my autograph, and it's worth more if they get it when I'm playing a game. Remember, I'm a team player, I do what's best for the team, none of this personal glory hunting bullshit that has seemed to plague your unsuccessful career so far.
A lack of effort is best for the team?

Rightio.
 
I will admit, when I'm kicking them over his head, it makes it tough.

You'll have to get past me first. .. Itsmyshow will be rocking back and forth in the corner by quarter time and I'll be looping them over your head to BILC who you've left unattended. ..
 
A lack of effort is best for the team?

Rightio.
I'm disappointed that boncer34 has already asserted his influence on you. A one sentence rhetorical question implying something completely different to the post quoted does not make a good retort. If you ever get away from him, let me know, and we can continue.
 
You'll have to get past me first. .. Itsmyshow will be rocking back and forth in the corner by quarter time and I'll be looping them over your head to BILC who you've left unattended. ..
Just one question.

Why in the hell are you kicking backwards?
 
I'm disappointed that boncer34 has already asserted his influence on you. A one sentence rhetorical question implying something completely different to the post quoted does not make a good retort. If you ever get away from him, let me know, and we can continue.
My reply stuck to the point at hand. :D
 
Just one question.

Why in the hell are you kicking backwards?

I'm not. .. I'm a defensive wing. .. After IMS is indisposed I'll wander down, make you look silly and loop it over the top to BILC. ..:)
 
I'm not. .. I'm a defensive wing. .. After IMS is indisposed I'll wander down, make you look silly and loop it over the top to BILC. ..:)
Good thing the sim allows for that and all. ;)
 
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