Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 12: Southern Dragons v Geelong Gumbies @ Dragon Island

[beez]

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On paper this looks like it'll be a cakewalk for the Dragons. The Gumbies have struggled all year and with the Dragons copping their first loss in a while they'll be looking to get back on the winner's list. Expect this match to be over before quarter time and the Dragons to walk away with all 6 votes in the Mobbenfuhrer Medal.


Gumbies
Player to watch - Marklar_33 - The Gumbies' ruckman will be looking to assert himself on this match. Whilst his performances thus far have been of a consistent standard, he's yet to dominate a game from start to finish. Watch out for this guy.
Under the radar - mellowyellow - Just 1 kick last week, but managed to stifle his opponents opportunities. Doesn't seek accollades and is a quiet bloke, but one wonders where the Gumbies would be without him.
Last 5 - WLLWL

Dragons
Player to watch - Easty - After the disastrous end to last season, Easty vowed to make ammends in season 15 and he's done it thus far. It seems as though he's directed his anger towards the SFA and directed it to his opponents. watch out for him to come storming home in the Mobbenfuhrer Medal.
Under the radar - PooMonkey - This guy hangs s**t on everyone, a brilliant verbal antagonist which seems to put off his direct opponent each week. He's crossed the line on many occasions but that doesn't bother this man. Everyone will be listening to see what comes out of his mouth next.
Last 5 - WWWWL

Prediction - Dragons by 34pts

How they lined up last time

Last 3 meetings


Season 15 Rd 5 Gumbies vs Dragons @ House of Gumby

Gumbies 1.1 3.3 7.4 9.11 (65)
Dragons 3.5 7.7 9.9 13.11 (89)

Best:
Gumbies - peterss, StFly, Covvy, wotdoiput
Dragons - ljp86, Gibbsy, MD, WAG,

Goalkickers:
Gumbies - peterss 4, Krazy Kris, A Bit High, Armitage2Riewoldt, StFly, Curlza
Dragons - PooMonkey 2, MisterMarto 2, Zainta 2, Gibbsy, Gentlemen, SilentAlarm, MD, WAG, Tomahawk_ Easty


Season 14 Rd 15 Gumbies v Dragons @ House of Gumby

Gumbies 6.5 7.7 8.8 12.9 (81)
Dragons 3.2 6.3 9.11 11.13 (79)

Best:
Gumbies - peterss, Lion Cub 16, StFly, A Bit High
Dragons - Frothies Mcveigh, WAG, kayliesharks,

Goalkickers:
Gumbies - safman 2, Lion Cub 16 2, Jeremias, peterss, whoopsman, winty, ninty, TheDoctor11, StFly, Claypigeon,
Dragons - Frothies Mcveigh 5, Thermonuclear 3, Andonis1997, St Specky, alex_is_on_fire,


Season 14 Rd 12 Dragons V Gumbies @ Dragon Island

Dragons 3.3 6.5 10.7 14.8 (92)
Gumbies 4.1 8.1 12.2 15.3 (93)

Best:
Dragons - FrothiesMcveigh, drd23, Easty, Big Bad Buddy,
Gumbies - winty, StFly, EagleOz83,

Goalkickers:
Dragons - FrothiesMcveigh 3, Andonis1997 2, Gentleman 2, kayliesharks, Pie 4 Life, St Specky, The Half Back, Easty, WAG, Zainta
Gumbies - winty 4, A Bit High 2, EagleOz83 2, safman 2, Claypigeon 2, whoopsman, StFly, Scared Scotman


Matches : 19

Wins :GUM : 10 , SDR : 9 , Draw(s) : 0
Home :GUM : 5 , SDR : 4 , Draw(s) : 0
Away :GUM : 5 , SDR : 5 , Draw(s) : 0
Finals :GUM : 0 , SDR : 0 , Draw(s) : 0

GUM biggest winning margin : 37 (GUMSDR09.01S)
SDR biggest winning margin : 40 (GUMSDR13.06S)

GUM Highest score : 123 (Rd 08, Season 11)
GUM Highest home score : 123 (Rd 08, Season 11)
GUM Highest away score : 110 (Rd 13, Season 13)
GUM Highest finals score : 0 ()
SDR Highest score : 128 (Rd 04, Season 10)
SDR Highest home score : 99 (Rd 02, Season 08)
SDR Highest away score : 128 (Rd 04, Season 10)
SDR Highest finals score : 0 ()

Longest winning streak (GUM) : 4 (Rd 13, 13 to Rd 15, 14)
Longest winning streak (SDR) : 2 (Rd 02, 08 to Rd 08, 08)

MATCH BY MATCH :
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Rd 02, 08 SDR 14.15.99 GUM 14.14.98 (SDR)
Rd 08, 08 GUM 12.10.82 SDR 18.13.121 (SDR)
Rd 16, 08 SDR 10.7.67 GUM 15.13.103 (GUM)
Rd 01, 09 GUM 14.21.105 SDR 10.8.68 (GUM)
Rd 10, 09 SDR 12.11.83 GUM 11.8.74 (SDR)
Rd 04, 10 GUM 16.14.110 SDR 19.14.128 (SDR)
Rd 11, 10 SDR 11.7.73 GUM 13.5.83 (GUM)
Rd 18, 10 GUM 12.9.81 SDR 11.20.86 (SDR)
Rd 01, 11 SDR 14.8.92 GUM 12.5.77 (SDR)
Rd 08, 11 GUM 18.15.123 SDR 13.10.88 (GUM)
Rd 15, 11 SDR 13.5.83 GUM 12.12.84 (GUM)
Rd 04, 12 SDR 13.13.91 GUM 10.12.72 (SDR)
Rd 11, 12 GUM 12.15.87 SDR 11.8.74 (GUM)
Rd 06, 13 GUM 9.7.61 SDR 16.5.101 (SDR)
Rd 13, 13 SDR 12.9.81 GUM 15.20.110 (GUM)
Rd 05, 14 GUM 15.15.105 SDR 12.10.82 (GUM)
Rd 12, 14 SDR 14.8.92 GUM 15.3.93 (GUM)
Rd 15, 14 GUM 12.9.81 SDR 11.13.79 (GUM)
Rd 05, 15 GUM 9.11.65 SDR 13.11.89 (SDR)

Random statistics that mean SFA

• These two sides have played in three 1pt games in 19 matches
• The Gumbies have scored over 100pts on 5 occasions and only lost once.
• The Dragons have scored over 100pts on 3 occasions and won every time
• The average winning margin between these two sides is 19pts
• In the last 10 matches, only once has there been an even number of combined goals.
• In their last 6 matches, the number of scoring shots by the Dragons have been 24, 24, 22, 22, 21, 21.
• On only three occasions have the Dragons scored more behinds than goals.
• The Gumbies lead in overall points scored in matches between these sides, 1694 to 1677

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

beez that's a brilliant opening to what will be a superb conclusion capped off with a Dragons victory.

 

[Gibbsy]

beez wins everything for having his previews in on time - they're arguably the best of the year so far too. Awesome stuff beezle.

Btw I think the sim has ****ed us over results-wise with the change of computers (odd decision??)....... as Ljp86 said, we need to find our momentum/form once more.... like-wise for me personally.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It's another conspiracy aimed at derailing the Dragons season.

 

[Ljp86]

Excellent write up beez.

 

[PooMonkey]

Under the radar...
I need to work harder

 

[drd23]

Excellent preview beez, but its pretty obvious you've tried to jinx us by talking us up so much

 

[Claypigeon]

beez wins everything for having his previews in on time - they're arguably the best of the year so far too. Awesome stuff beezle.

Btw I think the sim has ****ed us over results-wise with the change of computers (odd decision??)....... as Ljp86 said, we need to find our momentum/form once more.... like-wise for me personally.

Helps when the matches are played early. .. Just gives the Dragons longer to ponder that the first game this season was an anomaly in our recent good record over the Dragbots. .. Time to finish the season on a wave. .. Where's the rum and cigars lads, Jobu needs a refill. ..

#****youbees nice write up, needed more Jobupigeon tho. ..

 

[The Half Back]

Helps when the matches are played early. .. Just gives the Dragons longer to ponder that the first game this season was an anomaly in our recent good record over the Dragbots. .. Time to finish the season on a wave. .. Where's the rum and cigars lads, Jobu needs a refill. ..

#****youbees nice write up, needed more Jobupigeon tho. ..

you and what army?


and beez, only one thing wrong, Ninty didn't start on our bench last time

 

[StFly]

Sure he did, you just didn't see it because he wore glasses and had a mustache, how else do you think we won last season without all that underhanded spiking on powerades and beers?

 

[A Bit High]

Mmmm 2 wins from our last 3 with our only loss being when we were playing poorly.

Get where I am going with this?

 

[Mr Gor]

in for gumby resurgence, i think we can snatch this one

 

[The Half Back]

Sure he did, you just didn't see it because he wore glasses and had a mustache, how else do you think we won last season without all that underhanded spiking on powerades and beers?

now you mention it, the Gatorade did have a fizz to it, curse you Ninty!!!!

 

[StFly]

in for gumby resurgence, i think we can snatch this one

It shall be like the efforts to avoid poor parenting and giving children sweets that lead to British dental hygiene by stealing said sweets and bitchslapping the parents for it.

Or understanding Brad Pitt in the movie of the same name, either or. Friggen American Irish accent.

now you mention it, the Gatorade did have a fizz to it, curse you Ninty!!!!

He was cursed long before this match, we might bring him back in just so he can he can try his hand at again supplementing your intake with rat poison, but as a man of science he might be more interested in the freedom being our of the line up brings to traversing the island for Scarlett Johansson.

 

[Claypigeon]

He was cursed long before this match, we might bring him back in just so he can he can try his hand at again supplementing your intake with rat poison, but as a man of science he might be more interested in the freedom being our of the line up brings to traversing the island for Scarlett Johansson.

Hasn't Ninty retired yet?

BTW kick some goals winty and at least someone an have some glory at the Gumbies in Season 15. ..

 

[TheDoctor11]

I do love random stats that mean SFA. They're the best kind of stats.

 

[Curlza]

comon gumbies big upset in the making

 

[BotsMaster]

Hmm spent too much money on Queen last time we played and we still didn't win. Don't think I'll bring any musicians in this week.

 

[Gibbsy]

I do love random stats that mean SFA. They're the best kind of stats.

You mean the SFA stats mean SFA?

 

[mellowyellow]

we're on a roll of one lads, so lets go all out and continue the streak

 

[TheDoctor11]

You mean the SFA stats mean SFA?

Indeed I do, my good man! Truly, a startling revelation.

 

[Claypigeon]

You mean the SFA stats mean SFA?

No pun in ten did. ..

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

in for gumby resurgence, i think we can snatch this one

Since when have the SFA incorporated weighlifting into the half time break.

Keep your eye on the ball or you just might be cleaned up and jerked off the field well before the break.

 

[Claypigeon]

Since when have the SFA incorporated weighlifting into the half time break.

Keep your eye on the ball or you just might be cleaned up and jerked off the field well before the break.

After my game last week, the Dragons are going to need an MD after I take out my frustration. .. TheDoctor11 might even lend you a hand after inflicting some hurt of his own

 

[Andonis1997]

I'm here goizzz!! No need to worry! Not that anyone cares, you muppets!