Roys FC (sweet FA) Sweet FA Season 14 - Roys FFC Broken Medal & Other Awards Count - Thursday, May 3, 2012

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Round 10 v Baghdad Bombers

POTT:
I expect the banner to recognise this will be my 250th game.

The Bombers came to the BJ Oval (not to be confused with Rupanyup's) and met us on our own turf.
Turf.jpg


These were the the future pennantiers, so to win here would be a pretty nifty nab. But could we? Most said no. Those who said yes, were us. The thread got off to an awesome start with Jobe popping in for no apparent reason and responding to some post that must have been deleted as it sure wasn't relevant to anything. Fred reminded us how important he was, then we had 3 pages of namecalling using tv show quotes and that was about it. Oh, Jobe came to the rescue with something that bears reposting:
fredi.jpg

I thought that was a nice gesture, I'd ask for more but don't want to push my luck.
[youtube]vCadcBR95oU[/youtube]

Anyways, the thread only really got active on matchday, I wasn't there so it was at least comprehensible, and all the Roys wanted from the game was to not have yet another last-quarter fadeout. We went on to lead most of the match before having yet another last-quarter fadeout.

Code:
ROY SENIORS Vs BOM SENIORS
ROY               1    5        10   9        13   12       15   14   104      
BOM               1    5        7    6        11   10       17   13   115      
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  BOM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Kooka       0  4  0  2  0  0  0  2  2   30  L_W_P        0  1  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    9
killer      0  7  5  4  1  1  0  0  0   49  doggiesin0   0  5  3  10 0  0  2  0  0   38
Roylion     0  6  4  8  0  1  0  2  1   60  beez         0  4  2  10 2  0  1  0  0   43
Maroon Goo  0  8  3  11 1  0  1  0  0   56  lukedarcy1   0  6  7  8  1  0  2  0  0   53
Mobbenfuhr  0  11 4  8  0  0  0  0  0   61  Jonts        0  7  2  6  1  0  1  0  0   40
Paul D      0  2  3  9  2  1  0  0  0   42  Sausagerol   0  13 5  7  1  1  1  0  0   70
royboy2     0  13 4  12 4  1  1  0  1   90  ThePuppetM   0  7  6  11 3  0  0  0  1   74
Reardo      12 10 1  10 4  2  3  1  2   82  leet11       0  5  2  19 3  1  2  0  1   67
Broken      0  10 3  13 3  1  0  0  0   78  OldMav       0  10 2  10 1  1  0  0  0   61
Fat Pizza   0  11 7  9  1  1  2  3  3   92  Bomber Bea   0  7  6  9  1  1  1  2  2   73
Ptizzle     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  saintkilda   0  11 3  10 3  0  0  2  1   87
FattyLumpk  0  9  8  10 2  1  0  1  1   87  The Doctor   0  4  3  5  1  0  2  0  0   29
Fred        0  3  0  0  2  1  0  0  0   18  goodie23     0  2  1  0  1  0  1  0  2   12
Freakie     0  5  1  3  0  1  2  2  3   34  hepp hepp    0  10 1  0  1  0  1  8  2   84
Secular Bi  0  2  1  4  1  0  0  1  0   27  Matt121      0  2  1  1  1  0  0  0  2   17
FitzroyRam  4  5  0  4  2  0  0  1  1   42  Shadow Man   15 15 0  13 3  2  2  1  0  100
flea29      0  9  0  16 5  3  0  2  0   94  Gee Dub      0  9  0  13 10 4  1  1  0  100
3KZIsFootb  0  15 2  12 5  2  1  0  0   94  thomas_m18   0  9  6  8  2  0  2  1  1   70
tassielion  0  6  1  9  1  0  0  0  0   43  loopy_cam    0  11 0  6  9  2  1  2  1   93
CarntheRoy  0  7  1  14 6  4  2  0  0   74  Mkcaptain    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

6 - 3KZisFootball
5 - Fat Pizza
4 - flea29
3 - royboy2
2 - Broken
1 - FattyLumpkin

38 - Fred
23 - Reardo
21 - 3KZisFootball
20 - Broken
17 - royboy2
15 - Fat Pizza
15 - CarnTheRoys
11 - Freakie
10 - Ptizzle
7 - FattyLumpkin
6 - flea29
5 - Mobbenfuhrer
5 - PaulD
4 - Secular Bicep
3 - Roylion
2 - FitzroyRamone
1 - kellymagic
1 - Tassielions
1 - killer
1 - Maroon Goon
 

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Round 11 v Geelong Gumbies

POTT:
It's hard enough reading his posts let alone his taps.

It was Gumby time again, and with our grasp on a finals place eking away times were becoming desperate. Maybe, if we didn't make the four, we could do the usual and shape the **** out of it. The Gumbies were also playing pretty crap so this was surely our chance for four points. Even Freakie was unable to kick four points last week (he kicked 3, a certain fourth behind falling off with the breeze into the goals).

This was labelled Carnivale Round. IMS popped in to slag off some Gumbies recruit, StFly made an obscure reference to having met some Roys, and finally Lion Cub reminded us there was a match on. That lasted a minute, then it was all about drinking from hollow legs attached to foreheads. IMS followed up by mentioning a good song.

[youtube]SBS-fGJUVNY[/youtube]


Then we got compared to the Village People. Ahh well, it had to leak out eventually. We stuck with the Gumbies before fading away in the second half.

Code:
GUM SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
GUM               4    1        6    3        11   5        14   10   94       
ROY               3    0        5    3        5    5        9    6    60       
GUM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
safman      0  0  2  1  0  0  1  0  0    5  flea29       0  2  0  2  0  1  0  0  0   11
Buckets007  0  6  5  9  1  0  2  0  0   49  killer       0  3  3  6  0  0  2  0  0   24
Lion Cub 1  0  5  0  5  6  1  1  0  0   47  Fred         0  1  0  1  1  0  0  0  0    9
krisholio1  0  8  4  8  4  0  0  0  0   68  Maroon Goo   0  9  6  11 1  1  1  0  0   69
winty       0  4  3  7  0  0  1  0  0   32  3KZIsFootb   0  9  5  3  2  0  1  0  0   53
axis_miles  0  5  1  3  0  2  1  0  0   23  Secular Bi   0  6  7  11 1  0  1  0  0   62
Eagle0z83   0  9  4  12 0  0  2  0  0   57  Mobbenfuhr   0  10 8  14 0  0  0  0  0   82
TheDoctor1  0  10 4  6  0  2  2  1  0   56  Kooka        0  5  1  9  2  0  2  0  0   38
peterss     0  9  2  15 3  1  2  0  1   71  Broken       0  9  2  9  1  1  0  0  1   57
Flawed Gen  0  5  4  3  0  0  0  1  0   39  Fat Pizza    0  7  4  7  0  1  1  1  1   52
Bartel      5  12 1  4  1  1  1  4  0   78  Roylion      0  8  3  11 2  1  0  2  0   76
A Bit High  0  9  8  6  3  1  3  2  1   80  FattyLumpk   0  9  9  11 2  1  0  2  1   98
whoopsman   0  3  1  0  0  0  1  2  1   22  FitzroyRam   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Striker475  0  8  5  5  1  1  1  1  2   59  Freakie      0  3  0  0  0  1  0  2  1   23
WaLkEr_ThE  0  6  0  0  2  1  0  2  4   43  royboy2      0  4  1  3  1  0  1  0  0   22
Claypigeon  3  5  0  3  3  0  1  0  0   33  tassielion   0  16 0  7  7  6  1  1  0   99
Ninty       0  3  0  4  2  1  0  0  0   26  Reardo       12 9  0  18 4  2  0  0  0   93
Scared Sco  0  4  0  11 3  1  0  0  0   47  CarntheRoy   0  10 0  13 6  4  2  1  2   86
StFly       0  3  0  0  0  0  0  0  1   10  Ptizzle      0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Jeremias    0  8  1  5  1  0  0  1  0   47  Paul D       0  7  3  5  1  0  0  0  0   44

6 - Tassielions
5 - Reardo
4 - Mobbenfuhrer
3 - CarntheRoys
2 - FattyLumpkin
1 - Maroon Goon

38 - Fred
28 - Reardo
21 - 3KZisFootball
20 - Broken
18 - CarnTheRoys
17 - royboy2
15 - Fat Pizza
11 - Freakie
10 - Ptizzle
9 - FattyLumpkin
9 - Mobbenfuhrer
7 - Tassielions
6 - flea29
5 - PaulD
4 - Secular Bicep
3 - Roylion
2 - Maroon Goon
2 - FitzroyRamone
1 - kellymagic
1 - killer
 
I'm not one for making speeches. Anyway, some games are coming up where I barely got a touch.

It would be fitting for this season to have the Broken Medal count have someone dominate early only to lose it at the end. :( But I think you're safe.
 
Round 12 v Mt Buller Demons

POTT: There weren't any. Every single one was crap. Even the OP sucked. And the stats. Especially the stats.

Under new management, Team Pump had hit their straps and were on their way to a GF berth. We, on the other hand, had strapped concrete boots on and were diving for Murray cray. As if I could get any skinnier.

StKildaMan delighted us with his OP intro of ">Insert match preview here<" and we were off and running with a fanciful thread of fondue and folliculitis. Tattoos came up a bit, and this was the first thread that caused me the need to edit a post whilst reviewing.

We moved on into evening and the Roys went to bed, leaving the Dees up on their own to talk about slurpees. I am so sad for myself that I just read it all.

[youtube]Zodu9Qzm_78[/youtube]

Hundreds of posts of utter dribble later, we lost. We only lasted one quarter this time, and into the bargain had 5 more scoring shots than the lawnmowers.

Code:
ROY SENIORS Vs DEM SENIORS
ROY               4    9        5    14       7    18       9    22   76       
DEM               2    1        7    6        12   9        13   13   91       
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DEM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Ptizzle     0  6  0  2  0  0  0  1  2   30  hellas_joh   0  3  1  4  2  0  0  2  0   40
killer      0  5  6  8  0  1  1  0  0   47  cats2rise    0  2  5  10 0  0  0  0  0   41
3KZIsFootb  0  5  4  6  1  1  4  0  0   32  Rhodesy Bl   0  3  1  0  0  0  0  1  2   20
Roylion     0  6  5  6  2  0  0  0  0   53  DEMON PRID   0  6  4  8  3  1  0  0  0   59
FattyLumpk  0  9  7  11 3  0  0  0  2   84  doggies ft   0  5  0  5  0  0  0  1  0   31
Secular Bi  0  8  5  8  1  0  3  0  0   50  GoCattas     0  6  1  7  2  1  1  0  0   41
royboy2     0  16 7  13 2  0  2  0  1   98  Logger       0  13 6  12 1  0  1  0  0   82
flea29      0  11 8  9  3  1  0  0  3   91  vWestCoast   0  8  8  8  5  1  1  0  0   82
Broken      0  12 7  16 2  0  0  0  1   98  cooney       0  10 7  7  1  1  0  0  0   70
Fat Pizza   0  6  7  8  0  1  1  2  1   66  Crimson Az   0  3  6  8  3  2  2  0  0   51
Mobbenfuhr  4  6  1  4  0  0  3  1  0   30  Deestroy     0  15 3  8  4  1  1  1  2   92
Paul D      0  2  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   15  Deddy19      6  10 0  6  3  0  0  1  0   66
CarntheRoy  0  14 0  8  8  5  3  1  1   93  Demon Revi   0  10 0  6  1  2  2  1  1   49
Freakie     0  9  2  0  2  0  0  1  8   55  Juggalo Ba   0  8  2  0  2  0  0  2  6   56
tassielion  0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  Joe King     0  5  1  4  1  1  0  0  0   31
Kooka       2  8  0  7  1  0  0  0  0   44  Demon 86     6  10 0  10 2  4  2  1  0   68
Fred        0  9  0  8  8  6  0  2  1   94  Quivorir     0  10 0  11 1  3  5  0  0   44
Maroon Goo  0  6  3  9  3  1  0  0  2   60  Wickzi       0  6  6  7  0  0  1  2  1   60
Reardo      0  8  6  8  3  0  1  0  0   67  eth38        0  16 0  7  4  1  0  1  1   86
FitzroyRam  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  Headless     0  4  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   20

6 - royboy2
5 - Broken
4 - CarntheRoys
3 - FattyLumpkin
2 - flea29
1 - Freakie

38 - Fred
28 - Reardo
25 - Broken
23 - royboy2
22 - CarnTheRoys
21 - 3KZisFootball
15 - Fat Pizza
12 - FattyLumpkin
12 - Freakie
10 - Ptizzle
9 - Mobbenfuhrer
8 - flea29
7 - Tassielions
5 - PaulD
4 - Secular Bicep
3 - Roylion
2 - Maroon Goon
2 - FitzroyRamone
1 - kellymagic
1 - killer






We'll be back soon, with our hat :
[youtube]T0fl-01omqc[/youtube]


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1.8 and I got a vote for trying...:thumbsu:
 
Hi guys sorry I'm late I accidentally walked down the wrong red carpet and found myself at the Fitzroy bowls clubs awards day. It took me three hours to realise my mistake.
 

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Yippyio Award (most goals)

This winner was a little easier to choose than the others. There was one standout player, and eventually the larger number of goals he kicked settled the matter with the judges. Congratulations Freakie for your s**t kicking but generally decent haul of goals over the season :thumbsu: Certainly did better for us than Jeff Hogg did.
 
Round 13 v Fighting Furies

POTT:
Just letting everyone know if it rains I'm not playing.

While we were pretty much done for, the Fighting Furies still had a fighting chance to make the finals. They had to beat us, though, and we didn't want that. Oh now. We didn't. No. Therefore, bring on Round Thirteen!

Let's see. We're old, we're s**t, We can't run. It's too humid. That was about the size of a compact match thread. Misplaced fingers and a nice screensaver rounded out a curvy posts and quotational jubblies. Most japes would fail to have caught the attention of even a baby eye. Oh God.

[youtube]sddyO16H1b4[/youtube]


In the match itself, we cruised along to 1/4 time ensuring we had a tame lead to lose from. We then proceeded to coast through to half time maintaining a lame lead that we could easily give up. Traipsing daintily through to the final change we erected a game lead that would be spiritually fulfilling to surrender. Then we stuffed everything up and won. Reardo's inspired move of Fred to full forward paid immediate dividends with the ancient and justified admin hamming it up via a Freakie impression: 3 goals 7 behinds.

Code:
FUR SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
FUR               3    6        6    7        9    11       12   15   87       
ROY               4    1        8    7        13   9        16   17   113      
FUR        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Spudregus_  0  6  0  4  2  1  1  1  5   43  killer       0  5  0  4  0  0  0  0  0   23
TheCuzEffe  0  6  2  3  0  0  1  0  0   27  Paul D       0  4  3  1  0  1  2  0  0   18
Fumbles     0  4  1  4  0  0  0  2  0   35  3KZIsFootb   0  10 7  4  1  1  2  0  0   58
TigerGlory  0  10 4  11 1  1  1  0  0   66  Maroon Goo   0  5  4  7  1  0  1  0  0   42
Tugga       0  4  1  5  2  0  1  0  0   30  Mobbenfuhr   0  8  6  6  2  1  1  0  0   60
Equus       0  6  2  7  1  0  0  0  0   42  Reardo       11 6  1  10 2  1  0  1  0   67
RT73        0  17 7  16 1  0  1  3  1  124  royboy2      0  15 11 17 2  0  1  0  1  118
rfctigerar  0  3  1  10 3  3  1  0  0   44  Kooka        0  10 7  12 2  0  3  1  0   80
flaps       0  11 9  10 4  0  1  0  0   93  tassielion   0  10 6  11 3  0  0  2  0   94
TigerDyer2  0  7  4  4  0  0  0  0  2   43  Broken       0  18 2  8  0  0  1  0  0   73
Filthy San  0  3  1  5  1  1  2  0  0   21  Roylion      0  12 8  7  1  0  0  2  3   93
Grockadoc   0  6  5  3  0  0  1  1  2   44  FattyLumpk   0  10 5  4  0  0  1  3  2   70
tigland     1  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   27  FitzroyRam   0  1  0  1  1  0  0  0  1   10
hougie      0  4  2  6  1  0  0  0  1   35  Fred         0  10 0  0  2  2  0  3  7   65
Continstar  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  Ptizzle      0  4  3  0  0  0  0  1  3   30
CAB12       10 18 0  10 3  2  3  2  0  101  Secular Bi   6  6  4  10 1  0  0  0  0   60
BILC        0  12 0  14 9  4  0  0  1  105  Freakie      0  12 0  14 8  3  2  0  0   93
nathantige  0  2  2  7  4  2  0  0  1   45  CarntheRoy   0  11 0  19 6  4  2  2  0  105
fightingfu  0  8  1  11 2  3  1  0  0   57  flea29       0  1  2  0  0  0  1  0  0    6
PHX         0  5  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   32  Fat Pizza    0  5  2  6  3  1  0  1  0   52

6 - Royboy2
5 - CarntheRoys
4 - Roylion
3 - Fred
2 - tassielions
1 - Freakie

41 - Fred
29 - royboy2
28 - Reardo
27 - CarnTheRoys
25 - Broken
21 - 3KZisFootball
15 - Fat Pizza
13 - Freakie
12 - FattyLumpkin
10 - Ptizzle
9 - Mobbenfuhrer
9 - Tassielions
8 - flea29
7 - Roylion
5 - PaulD
4 - Secular Bicep
2 - Maroon Goon
2 - FitzroyRamone
1 - kellymagic
1 - killer
 
Round 14 v Eastside Hawks

POTT:
Thanks for the congrats IMS, and don't be downcast, we were going to call our baby Itsmyshow if it was a girl! :D

Concluding the second circulation of opponents, and the last full one, we now face the ESH at ... not sure which ground, J3V started the thread. During this match, 3KZisFootball announced the birth of little Quinlan! :thumbsu:

Hitting the ground running, snapping some of the running off the ground and replacing it with meringue, was IMS, plete with backhanded compliments. No, wait, replete was what I meant, for he's done this before. In fact he held the fort for the Hawks at openings, as that other kid doesn't count. Hold that fort. You'll Keep. IMS also made a pass at Broken.

[youtube]673E0RyDYOo[/youtube]

I wonder if he can do weird running and jumping s**t around shopping malls.

Anyways ... boncer arrived and desperately offered to merge, but we had shed that habit and would have nun of it. Talk moved on to medicine and my limp wrist, then of course IMS stepped over a line and out came the 1986 EF video :D

This was one of our bigger threads, it just went on and on and friggin' on. Surprisingly, it wasn't all that bad. Nor was the result, with the Roys outlasting the Hawks after 90 minutes of cliffhanging mayhem!

Code:
ROY SENIORS Vs HAW SENIORS
ROY               5    2        7    3        9    7        15   12   102      
HAW               2    2        7    2        9    5        12   6    78       
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  HAW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
royboy2     0  3  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   14  Kerrby       0  7  1  6  0  1  0  0  0   37
flea29      0  9  5  3  0  0  0  0  0   48  Pie in the   0  4  3  7  0  0  1  0  0   32
Kooka       0  12 9  11 2  2  1  1  1   99  grizzlym     0  3  0  0  0  0  0  0  1   10
Maroon Goo  0  8  7  7  1  1  0  0  0   64  Plugg3r      0  10 8  8  1  1  2  0  0   69
Mobbenfuhr  0  5  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   27  Messenger    0  7  6  8  0  0  1  0  0   52
Ptizzle     0  1  2  3  2  0  0  0  0   23  reggie       0  0  2  3  0  0  1  0  0    9
tassielion  0  4  0  6  2  1  0  0  0   33  Tarkyn_24    0  10 5  10 2  0  2  0  0   67
3KZIsFootb  0  15 7  6  1  2  0  0  0   84  Biggie       0  12 6  11 0  0  2  3  0   88
Secular Bi  0  11 7  9  2  0  1  0  1   78  boncer34     0  8  3  14 5  1  3  1  0   79
Fat Pizza   0  6  5  13 0  0  2  0  0   53  Farrand      0  6  3  7  1  0  1  2  0   54
Roylion     0  10 2  3  1  0  0  2  1   59  Chief        0  5  2  3  0  0  0  0  1   28
FattyLumpk  0  6  3  7  2  1  1  2  0   59  Glinn Mgra   0  10 4  6  0  0  2  1  0   54
FitzroyRam  0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2  Amazing Bo   0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  1    6
Fred        0  9  1  0  0  1  1  3  6   52  HARPSichor   0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  1   11
Paul D      0  4  1  1  0  0  1  2  0   26  Showbag      0  3  0  2  2  1  0  2  0   34
Reardo      11 11 0  15 3  3  0  1  2   97  Dagless      10 11 0  6  5  0  0  2  1   88
killer      0  12 3  14 5  2  0  1  1  102  Itsmyshow    0  10 0  9  8  1  1  0  1   79
CarntheRoy  0  8  0  13 5  4  1  2  0   83  Mr Eagle     0  9  0  10 11 4  1  0  0   92
Broken      0  8  2  10 1  1  1  1  0   58  larrikin     0  3  1  1  0  0  0  1  0   20
Freakie     0  1  0  6  2  0  0  0  0   23  Magpies201   0  0  0  1  0  0  1  0  0   -1

LOl @ Magpies2010. Fred still being Freakie.

6 - killer
5 - Kooka
4 - Reardo
3 - 3KZisFootball
2 - CarntheRoys
1 - Secular Bicep

41 - Fred
32 - Reardo
29 - royboy2
29 - CarnTheRoys
25 - Broken
24 - 3KZisFootball
15 - Fat Pizza
13 - Freakie
12 - FattyLumpkin
10 - Ptizzle
9 - Mobbenfuhrer
9 - Tassielions
8 - flea29
7 - Roylion
7 - killer
5 - Secular Bicep
5 - PaulD
2 - Maroon Goon
2 - FitzroyRamone
1 - kellymagic
 
Round 15 v West Coast Wonders

POTT & BHOTY :
New thread, same crap.

One of the lowest quality posting sides, the Wonders nonetheless were quality on the field, and they would be hard to suppress as we fast approach the conclusion of the season. Honestly I don't know where they find them, oh wait, today's youth. Obligatory repetition of old standard gunk aside, Duggan arrives to make it even worse. Jesus got a mention, which money is too tight to.

[youtube]DrUB0g8Vjgg[/youtube]

The Thing remake came up, and somebody won a hat. DemonJim embarassed himself, followed by a bit more ********ery that the Roys old stagers polished off like a bowl full of sauce with a dab of savage boys. Then everybody launched into origami. Then back to trashtalking.

Sheeze those Wonders can talk s**t. Played like it, too.

Code:
ROY SENIORS Vs WON SENIORS
ROY               5    3        16   9        16   12       18   15   123      
WON               2    1        4    1        6    4        14   7    91       
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  WON         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
royboy2     0  10 3  12 1  1  2  0  1   63  Shallow      10 9  0  8  1  1  1  1  0   61
killer      0  5  3  3  0  0  1  0  0   27  Mop          0  10 8  10 0  0  1  0  0   71
Kooka       0  0  0  1  1  0  0  0  0    6  EaglesFlyH   0  3  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   15
Maroon Goo  0  4  4  7  0  0  1  0  0   35  MagpieGirl   0  11 4  6  1  0  0  0  0   61
tassielion  0  7  5  4  0  1  2  0  0   39  croweater4   0  7  4  9  1  1  2  0  0   50
Secular Bi  0  7  5  8  0  1  0  0  0   53  tim saints   0  7  6  7  2  1  2  0  0   56
Broken      0  17 6  5  0  0  0  1  0   85  drew23       0  9  3  12 1  0  2  0  0   58
3KZIsFootb  0  14 4  17 3  2  1  0  0   99  Rick 18      0  5  1  3  1  0  0  3  1   47
Mobbenfuhr  0  3  1  8  1  1  0  0  0   33  Marklar_33   0  12 7  14 2  0  4  1  0   87
Fat Pizza   0  13 15 12 2  1  2  3  1  130  HawkPatrol   0  5  0  4  1  0  0  1  0   33
Roylion     0  8  1  8  1  0  1  0  1   45  DemonJim     0  5  3  8  0  1  0  0  1   42
FattyLumpk  0  10 9  8  0  0  1  3  0   88  23legend     0  7  5  9  0  1  2  0  0   49
FitzroyRam  0  5  1  1  1  0  0  5  0   54  Muttweed     0  5  6  12 2  0  3  2  0   68
Fred        0  12 0  0  1  0  0  3  9   67  Jobe3votes   0  8  3  0  2  1  0  4  4   70
Ptizzle     0  0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0   13  SkyHighPie   0  1  0  1  0  0  1  1  0    8
Reardo      12 12 0  4  2  4  3  1  1   66  ShaunDugga   2  10 4  5  0  1  1  0  0   52
Freakie     0  12 0  11 6  5  2  1  1   88  Wise Guy S   0  7  1  8  5  1  2  1  1   62
flea29      0  3  0  4  2  1  1  0  1   24  wmoore       0  14 0  10 11 6  1  0  0  109
Paul D      0  3  1  4  0  1  0  0  0   21  ShueyIsAGu   0  4  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   31
CarntheRoy  0  6  0  7  8  4  0  1  0   74  ClarkeM      0  8  1  13 6  3  0  0  0   80

Now THAT'S how to deal with a last-quarter fade-out problem!

6 - Fat Pizza
5 - FitzroyRamone
4 - Fred
3 - FattyLumpkin
2 - 3kzIsFootball
1 - Secular Bicep

45 - Fred
32 - Reardo
29 - royboy2
29 - CarnTheRoys
26 - 3KZisFootball
25 - Broken
21 - Fat Pizza
15 - FattyLumpkin
13 - Freakie
10 - Ptizzle
9 - Mobbenfuhrer
9 - Tassielions
8 - flea29
7 - Roylion
7 - killer
7 - FitzroyRamone
6 - Secular Bicep
5 - PaulD
2 - Maroon Goon
1 - kellymagic
 
We'll take a break and be back with the final rounds, after this short message:
[youtube]A-leEV-fKa4[/youtube]





Round 16 http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=911042

POTT:
I don't get it

In the penultimate round of our season, we again came up against the Baghdad Bombers, who I don't think we'd beaten in quite some time. They were a power side in a poor form slump, with just one win from the last 5 rounds. We, on the other hand, had won our last three.

People started remembering there was a Late Bloomers Cup we fight out once a season, but started forgetting it was already played for in Round 2. There was a lot of mathematical jabberin', a bit about fibre supplementation, and then a shower.

[youtube]Uai7M4RpoLU[/youtube]

There was to be no fade-out this match, as the Bombers established a 3-4 goal lead early and generally maintained it throughout. I hate them. Hate hate hate hate hate them.

Code:
BOM SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
BOM               6    8        12   11       15   14       21   17   143      
ROY               3    0        8    2        13   4        17   8    110      
BOM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mkcaptain   0  5  4  5  0  1  0  0  1   39  tassielion   0  5  2  9  0  1  2  0  0   34
doggiesin0  0  3  5  5  0  0  0  0  0   34  Maroon Goo   0  7  6  8  0  0  0  0  0   55
lukedarcy1  0  5  3  6  0  0  0  0  0   36  Paul D       0  10 6  5  0  0  1  0  0   55
Bomber Bea  0  9  7  9  0  0  2  1  0   66  flea29       0  5  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   22
The Doctor  0  2  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   12  Mobbenfuhr   0  4  4  9  0  0  0  0  0   42
OldMav      0  1  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   16  killer       0  12 2  5  1  0  1  0  0   53
leet11      0  12 6  9  1  1  1  0  0   74  royboy2      0  11 2  11 1  0  2  0  0   59
ThePuppetM  0  18 5  10 3  0  1  2  0  110  3KZIsFootb   0  12 6  8  1  1  2  1  0   75
beez        0  16 4  13 0  1  0  2  2  101  Secular Bi   0  8  2  5  0  1  0  0  0   41
saintkilda  0  7  4  7  3  1  1  1  0   63  Fat Pizza    0  5  2  4  2  2  1  0  0   36
thomas_m18  0  9  6  9  1  1  0  0  0   68  Roylion      0  6  5  8  2  1  0  2  0   70
Matt121     0  9  4  8  1  1  1  1  1   64  FattyLumpk   0  11 3  8  1  1  0  1  1   70
goodie23    0  5  0  1  0  0  0  2  3   32  FitzroyRam   0  3  1  2  0  0  0  2  1   29
hepp hepp   0  9  2  0  1  1  1  3  6   59  Fred         0  9  0  0  2  0  0  5  4   69
Sausagerol  0  9  4  0  4  0  1  7  2   96  Ptizzle      0  1  1  0  1  0  0  1  0   16
Shadow Man  19 14 0  6  4  0  1  0  1   87  Reardo       17 11 0  10 5  2  0  3  1  111
Gee Dub     0  6  0  14 4  2  1  0  0   61  Freakie      0  10 0  10 8  3  1  2  0   94
Jonts       0  10 6  4  2  2  1  0  1   64  CarntheRoy   0  12 0  5  6  2  0  0  1   73
L_W_P       0  3  1  5  0  0  0  1  0   28  Broken       0  14 2  10 3  0  2  0  0   74
loopy_cam   0  10 0  8  6  2  2  1  0   72  Kooka        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

Fred kicked straighter.

6 - Reardo
5 - Fred
4 - Freakie
3 - Broken
2 - Roylion
1 - FattyLumpkin

50 - Fred
38 - Reardo
29 - royboy2
29 - CarnTheRoys
28 - Broken
26 - 3KZisFootball
21 - Fat Pizza
17 - Freakie
16 - FattyLumpkin
10 - Ptizzle
9 - Mobbenfuhrer
9 - Tassielions
9 - Roylion
8 - flea29
7 - killer
7 - FitzroyRamone
6 - Secular Bicep
5 - PaulD
2 - Maroon Goon
1 - kellymagic
 
Round 17 v Eastside Hawks

POTT:
Time again for the biggest commute in the SFA. Someone remember to pack sandwiches this time.
Is that code?
It's both a code and an instruction for someone to bring a practical traveling lunch.
Is the code also an instruction for someone to bring a practical travelling lunch?
We may need to come up with a new code.
Note: This, to me, was probably the snazziest exchange of the season, with players from both sides combining to improv a very funny convo with both a punchline and a counter-punchline. 95% of the league's player base can only dream of this stuff, and they don't even dream it.

To cap off a truly insipid season, we took on the Hawks for the third time, back at VFL Park. After the above exchange, the thread became a Glin McGraw appreciation thread, with a smattering of serial pestilence. After a while there was actually some discussion of how this would decide the winner of the wooden spoon. Oh, and Freakie went back to Full Forward. Then J3V turned up and the question became: why? At least the shitfight between Juggs and the Hawks had some relevance. By the time loopy posted the match, it's main purpose was to shut everybody up.

[youtube]1e2v5_6RM7k[/youtube]

Then came more sensation, well, some sensation, as the aforegoing was basically dreck. The Hawks had mucked something up with their team submission, and were to lose points for it. More concerning was the possibility that a resim might be called for. ESH chose not to purse that option and due respect for that choice.

Oh, the match? We won. By a lot.

Code:
HAW SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
HAW               2    2        5    3        6    4        7    4    46       
ROY               6    2        8    7        12   16       16   21   117      
HAW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Showbag     0  4  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   17  Secular Bi   0  5  0  0  0  0  0  0  0   15
Messenger   0  5  3  7  0  0  1  0  0   35  killer       0  3  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   16
Mr Eagle    0  6  1  2  0  1  1  0  1   24  Fat Pizza    0  1  0  3  0  0  1  0  0    6
Plugg3r     0  4  4  8  1  1  2  0  0   39  Maroon Goo   0  8  4  5  3  0  0  0  0   58
reggie      0  11 6  9  0  1  3  0  0   61  Roylion      0  7  3  5  0  1  0  0  0   41
Chief       0  4  5  10 0  3  1  0  0   47  Kooka        0  8  6  6  1  0  0  0  0   58
Tarkyn_24   0  9  4  13 6  0  2  0  0   83  royboy2      0  12 7  10 0  0  0  0  1   78
Biggie      0  9  3  10 0  0  1  0  0   53  3KZIsFootb   0  12 4  9  1  0  1  0  1   68
boncer34    0  9  2  7  0  0  1  0  0   44  Broken       0  9  4  13 3  0  2  2  1   84
Pie in the  0  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   21  flea29       1  12 3  12 3  0  3  0  3   76
larrikin    0  3  2  5  1  0  1  0  0   26  Mobbenfuhr   0  6  2  9  0  0  1  1  2   47
Glinn Mgra  0  8  5  4  0  0  0  0  1   48  FitzroyRam   0  6  2  4  0  2  1  4  2   57
Amazing Bo  0  3  0  0  0  0  0  3  0   27  Paul D       0  0  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    4
Magpies201  0  3  1  0  0  1  0  1  1   20  Freakie      0  13 0  0  2  2  0  5  8   87
grizzlym    0  2  1  0  1  0  1  1  1   17  Ptizzle      0  2  1  0  0  0  1  1  1   13
Dagless     10 10 0  18 1  3  2  1  0   83  Reardo       12 7  0  11 3  4  0  0  1   72
Itsmyshow   0  11 0  15 7  4  1  0  0   92  Fred         0  12 0  12 5  6  2  0  1   81
HARPSichor  0  10 0  12 13 1  2  1  0  107  CarntheRoy   0  8  0  7  10 4  1  1  0   85
Farrand     0  0  1  2  0  0  0  0  0    7  tassielion   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Kerrby      0  5  2  8  0  0  1  0  0   34  FattyLumpk   0  5  6  12 2  1  1  2  0   75

LOL @ our season.

6 - FattyLumpkin
5 - flea29
4 - Freakie
3 - Fred
2 - royboy2
1 - Broken

53 - Fred
38 - Reardo
31 - royboy2
29 - Broken
29 - CarnTheRoys
27 - Fat Pizza
26 - 3KZisFootball
21 - Freakie
16 - FattyLumpkin
13 - flea29
10 - Ptizzle
9 - Mobbenfuhrer
9 - Tassielions
9 - Roylion
7 - killer
7 - FitzroyRamone
6 - Secular Bicep
5 - PaulD
2 - Maroon Goon
1 - kellymagic



Congratulations to Fred on his second Broken Medal! Very worthy winner and cleaned up the field this season. Used a broom.

Well done to Reardo and royboy2 for finishing 2nd and third disrespectfully. This would have been news had Broken not returned to the Roys and finished fourth. CarnTheRoys a very handy fifth placing. You all should be very proud.
 
One last thing:

Life Membership Inductions :
============================
FattyLumpkin
Fatty has been tireless with his contributions, from witty pleasantries to pretty peasantries, running the raffle most weeks and overseeing the barbecue at each home game. He's gathered a lot of play time with the Roys, after some time with, who was it, the Swampies? Or somewhere. So well done, and welcome to the elite club. Commence the smarm!


Fat Pizza
When people talk Mobbenfuhrer Medal at the Roys, they talk about Fat Pizza. He's big (not really), and cheezy (definitely) and has taken teams apart with incessant rucking excellence for many, many seasons. One of our most longevic players, FP is always floating around the threads and has been consistently active without being extreme. A wholehearted thanks to your services. It's more than words can describe.
 
Repeating the Awards / Accolades:
================================
Broken Medal - Fred
ItsMyShow Award (most spammy) - Freakie
Best First-Year player - PTizzle
Most Improved - flea29
Most Consistent - royboy2
Yippyio Award (most goals) - Freakie
Life Member inductions - FattyLumpkin, Fat Pizza
 
Congrats to those wot won something and to the two new life members.

I'm very happy to get a second BM. If only I could get a flag to go with them.

For God's sake everyone, extract the digit and make season 15 the one.

Thanks Mobbs for a good effort in running the awards.
 
Congratulations Fred. A great season from start to finish both at RR and FF.

Congrats also to Freakie for his double, PTizzle, flea29, royboy2 and the two new life members.

Did the Roys break even in the POTT count over the season?

Thanks for the count Mobbs, very nice stuff.
 
Congrats Fred, well deserved. Hearty congratulations to Fatty and Fat on their life membership inductions. To all other award recipients, well done, and finally to Mobbs, you are the glue that keeps our sequins attached.

Cheers boys, now let's win us a flag!!:thumbsu:
 

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