Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[MaddAdam]

See, this would provoke Jade to a 5000 word hysterical rant. You people are normal at least.

 

[Thrawn]

When you see a negative article from Chip Le Moron, you know it's a certainty that * are screwed.

 

[GarnerSmash]

When you see a negative article from Chip Le Moron, you know it's a certainty that * are screwed.

Yep.

For those playing at home the article claims that after the evidence was put forward by ASADA, Peter Gordon (Dogs boss) approached the AFL over a possible 2 month suspension deal for Crameri and Prismal. This went nowhere and ASADA were not involved in discussions.

In short Dogs are looking for the easy out now but that ship has sailed.

 

[Twinkletoes]

In short, the blokes below are more confident of success in their pleas for clemency than the * 34 are of skating in their own cases.

 

[MaddAdam]

Once the players are gone, there should be a Historical Offences Inquiry into Essendon to see what other chicanery they have been up to.

 

[Black2Blue]

There is going to be a bunch of shamed, albeit very rich, lawyers out Tullamarine way who have been confidently selling the notion that ASADA have got nothing to go on. The * faithful, aka donialists, have bought 'the vibe' argument hook, line, and sinker, and these grubby legal knobs will be doing some quick backtracking in the weeks ahead while pushing hard for another lucrative appeal. Probably will need to spend their hard-earned (sic) on a one-way ticket to the Caribbean before long.

BTW, what is the collective term for these fine purveyors of law? A cartel of lawyers? A fraud of lawyers? A * of lawyers?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Once the players are gone, there should be a Historical Offences Inquiry into Essendon to see what other chicanery they have been up to.

Starting with their VFL match fixing and their* other exploits against us and the afl community.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Give to the mayday plan.

 

[MaddAdam]

There is going to be a bunch of shamed, albeit very rich, lawyers out Tullamarine way who have been confidently selling the notion that ASADA have got nothing to go on. The * faithful, aka donialists, have bought 'the vibe' argument hook, line, and sinker, and these grubby legal knobs will be doing some quick backtracking in the weeks ahead while pushing hard for another lucrative appeal. Probably will need to spend their hard-earned (sic) on a one-way ticket to the Caribbean before long.

BTW, what is the collective term for these fine purveyors of law? A cartel of lawyers? A fraud of lawyers? A * of lawyers?

A HIRD of lawyers.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

A HIRD of lawyers.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Best post of the thread.

 

[Black2Blue]

A HIRD of lawyers.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Perfect.

So we can say the *donialists got jimmied by a hird of lawyers.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Comedy gold

, a trolley of *players.

 

[Gorman2Geister]

A rine of *donial?

 

[MaddAdam]

A "rines" is the series of high pitched dirges sung when a disgraced member of the tribe is burned at the stake.

 

[Black2Blue]

A "rines" is the series of high pitched dirges sung when a disgraced member of the tribe is burned at the stake.

It is now an officially blacklisted word and should henceforth be written as r****.

 

[MaddAdam]

Why did they ban her anyway?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Why did they ban her anyway?

Chief laughing so hard at her posts, he accidently banned her while banging the keyboard through sheer laughter.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

Definitely bookmark this page of thread. This is historic.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Definitely bookmark this page of thread. This is historic.

There's plenty of dank humour on this page,







Ok I'm going, but I'll be back.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Chief laughing so hard at her posts, he accidently banned her while banging the keyboard through sheer laughter.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Steinberg lead their triathlon today.

Shame he's a shitcampaigner onfield.

 

[Black2Blue]

Steinberg lead their triathlon today.

Shame he's a shitcampaigner onfield.

That's a bit rough TPA after all he did for the NMFC during the Elimination Final last year. I heard Ben Brown wants to interview him as a bit of a thank you piece.

 

[MaddAdam]

Steinberg lead their triathlon today.

Shame he's a shitcampaigner onfield.

Why in God's name did they do a triathalon?

 

[Black2Blue]

Why in God's name did they do a triathalon?

Because they are perfect physical specimens. Next they plan to swim the English channel, run across the sahara desert, and tightrope walk across the Niagara Falls. If only our sports scientists were able to turn our boys into such supreme athletes. #WhateverItTook

 

[MaddAdam]

Because they are perfect physical specimens. Next they plan to swim the English channel, run across the sahara desert, and tightrope walk across the Niagara Falls. If only our sports scientists were able to turn our boys into such supreme athletes. #WhateverItTook

#SoBrave