Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Ry009]

Bit worried that the players have the inside word on the outcome (settle with light slap on the wrist). Otherwise why wouldn't they take the maximum amount of time (10 days)? unless they know they are screwed.

Normally would agree with you but I think * have demonstrated many a time that their actions defy common sense.

 

[GarnerSmash]

The one thing that stands out for me is, why wouldn't you keep records of what you are administering?

Surely, if you wanted a program like this to work, you would keep detailed records of what was given to each and every player so you can judge if the program was successful or a giant waste of time.

Surely.

Indeed.

In this case they had the 'financials' ready for the AOD project, but no records on the on their injecting program?

Puh-leeze.

 

[LT Smash]

People seem to fail to grasp that pretty much the only appropriate response to a show cause notice is mistaken identity. Essentially ASADA is allowing the accused the opportunity to provide incontrovertible proof that the charge is completely inappropriate. For example:

ASADA: So, is there any reason why the allegations should be dismissed rather than forwarded on to ADVRP?

* Player: Well yes, there is actually.

ADADA: And what is that?

* Player: I'm Brendon Goddard, I was at StKilda when this whole cluster**** blew up.

ASADA: Right you are, the case against you is dismissed.

 

[see see]

People seem to fail to grasp that pretty much the only appropriate response to a show cause notice is mistaken identity. Essentially ASADA is allowing the accused the opportunity to provide incontrovertible proof that the charge is completely inappropriate. For example:

ASADA: So, is there any reason why the allegations should be dismissed rather than forwarded on to ADVRP?

* Player: Well yes, there is actually.

ADADA: And what is that?

* Player: I'm Brendon Goddard, I was at StKilda when this whole cluster**** blew up.

ASADA: You've suffered enough son, the case against you is dismissed.

EFA

 

[Jade]

No response? Ummm....2years each. Had enough.

What are you talking about? They are all innocent.

Except that Ryder guy - dodgy as ****.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

What are you talking about? They are all innocent.

Except that Ryder guy - dodgy as ****.

To quote the Sex Pistols paraphrasing George Orwell "no-one is innocent, but some are more guilty than others".

 

[jacko57]

The one thing that stands out for me is, why wouldn't you keep records of what you are administering?

Surely, if you wanted a program like this to work, you would keep detailed records of what was given to each and every player so you can judge if the program was successful or a giant waste of time.

Surely.

Obviously.

Unless you knew it was illegal.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Obviously.

Unless you knew it was illegal.

Even then criminal drug lords would have a system of some sort, for mixing certain chemicals, purity, finances for products etc. The evidence is there.

 

[Horace]

The one thing that stands out for me is, why wouldn't you keep records of what you are administering?

Surely, if you wanted a program like this to work, you would keep detailed records of what was given to each and every player so you can judge if the program was successful or a giant waste of time.

Surely.

I'm sure *they kept records.

Its just that *they never kept them ......























...for others to see, ever.

 

[Dodecahedron]

Dank's got the records.....under his mattress along with his Bolivian currency (for his new life) and other unrelated magazines.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Dank's got the records.....under his mattress along with his Bolivian currency (for his new life) and other unrelated magazines.

I suspect they're probably related to the supplements that *Albert was taking.

 

[Dodecahedron]

So the * players read their 350 page dossiers handed down by ASADA.
Said aahh.....I choose not respond.....fingers in the ears "la la la la la".
They want to go before an AFL tribunal.
Hello?? The AFL signed up to the WADA code you dills.
You can't choose one executioner over another.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I suspect they're probably related to the supplements that *Albert was taking.

Bot-ox?


Behold, Jimmy's* final form.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

So the * players read their 350 page dossiers handed down by ASADA.
Said aahh.....I choose not respond.....fingers in the ears "la la la la la".
They want to go before an AFL tribunal.
Hello?? The AFL signed up to the WADA code you dills.
You can't choose one executioner over another.

I chose death by snu, snu.

 

[milpod]

Bot-ox?


Behold, Jimmy's* final form.

Jim in a better place.

 

[Dodecahedron]

Bot-ox?


Behold, Jimmy's* final form.

It actually looks like Jimmy and Tania went into one pod from the movie "The Fly", and came out merged in the other pod.

 

[Horace]

Bot-ox?


Behold, Jimmy's* final form.

Well that's cleared up something for me. Obviously one of the reasons why *jimmy embraced the program so enthusiastically was you can no longer see *his ears.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

It actually looks like Jimmy and Tania went into one pod from the movie "The Fly", and came out merged in the other pod.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...ow-cause-notices/story-e6frf3e3-1227099376735

in a blunt response, ASADA chief executive Ben McDevitt issued a statement on Thursday evening saying all parties — including the AFLPA who earlier in the day urged a fast outcome to the ongoing saga — needed to follow the due process.

He also gave a backhander to Essendon and the players involved, saying he wished the keen interest in player welfare had been present in 2012 — an obvious pointer to the supplements scandal that first led to the Bombers self reporting in February last year.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Anyone got any spare shovels to take over to Tulla?.. just in case they wear out the one's they are currently using.

I really hope this stupidity blows up in their faces.

 

[Jay-Z]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...ow-cause-notices/story-e6frf3e3-1227099376735

in a blunt response, ASADA chief executive Ben McDevitt issued a statement on Thursday evening saying all parties — including the AFLPA who earlier in the day urged a fast outcome to the ongoing saga — needed to follow the due process.

He also gave a backhander to Essendon and the players involved, saying he wished the keen interest in player welfare had been present in 2012 — an obvious pointer to the supplements scandal that first led to the Bombers self reporting in February last year.

That is as close to a "get f***ed you dodgy bastards" statement as an independent body is allowed to issue. Well played McDevitt

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

McDevitt goes deep, without anything that can be remotely construed as lubricant.

 

[Jay-Z]

The one thing that stands out for me is, why wouldn't you keep records of what you are administering?

Surely, if you wanted a program like this to work, you would keep detailed records of what was given to each and every player so you can judge if the program was successful or a giant waste of time.

Surely.

Obviously they did, but they had plenty of warning that the "blackest day in the history of sport" was coming and in that time, the records mysteriously disappeared and/or were replaced with spreadsheets on legal drugs with a date/time stamp that didn't quite add up

 

[LT Smash]

After that marvellous troll from Ben McDevitt, I propose a 50' bronze statue.

 

[Nate7]

McDevitt goes deep, without anything that can be remotely construed as lubricant.

Something like this?