Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Kangaroos4eva]

ESSENDON
3. Paul Chapman, 10. Nick O’Brien, 14. Jason Ashby, 19. Shaun Edwards, 20. Jackson Merrett, 28. Jonathon Giles, 28. Elliott Kavanagh, 30. Kyle Landford, 34. Jake Long, 35. Marty Gleeson, 36. Lauchlan Dalgleish, 44. Shaun McKernan, 45. Conor McKenna, 47. Marcus Marigliani, 50. James Polkinghorne, 51. Aaron Heppell, 54. Josh Freezer, 55. Anthony Tipungwuti, 56. Jordan Schroder, 58. Sam Tagliabue, 72. Clint Jones, 73. Mitch Brown, 74. Mitch Clisby, 75. Jared Petrenko, 76. James Magner, 77. Sam Michael

So much sympathy.

 

[boneofshin]

Clint Jones will be the greatest and onliest player to ever don the number 72.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

What the * is a Mitch Clisby?

 

[astrovic]

ESSENDON
3. Paul Chapman, 10. Nick O’Brien, 14. Jason Ashby, 19. Shaun Edwards, 20. Jackson Merrett, 28. Jonathon Giles, 28. Elliott Kavanagh, 30. Kyle Landford, 34. Jake Long, 35. Marty Gleeson, 36. Lauchlan Dalgleish, 44. Shaun McKernan, 45. Conor McKenna, 47. Marcus Marigliani, 50. James Polkinghorne, 51. Aaron Heppell, 54. Josh Freezer, 55. Anthony Tipungwuti, 56. Jordan Schroder, 58. Sam Tagliabue, 72. Clint Jones, 73. Mitch Brown, 74. Mitch Clisby, 75. Jared Petrenko, 76. James Magner, 77. Sam Michael

So much sympathy.

I like the way the top up players have been given numbers in the 70s to make it absolutely clear that they are mere top-ups and not to be confused with the children of the Third Reich, I mean children of *Hird, I mean contracted *Essendon players. They're really little more than sub-humans, after all.

Presumably the top-ups will be permitted to warm up outside the ground in a barbed wire enclosure, with *Hirdy lazily sitting in the grandstand with a telescopic rifle knocking a couple off if he gets bored

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

I like the way the top up players have been given numbers in the 70s to make it absolutely clear that they are mere top-ups and not to be confused with the children of the Third Reich, I mean children of *Hird, I mean contracted *Essendon players. They're really little more than sub-humans, after all.

Presumably the top-ups will be permitted to warm up outside the ground in a barbed wire enclosure, with *Hirdy lazily sitting in the grandstand with a telescopic rifle knocking a couple off if he gets bored

In striped pyjamas.

 

[Jay-Z]

Not enough popcorn in Melbourne to get me prepped to watch this.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

F*** they're desperate.

Even Elliott Kavanagh is in the squad.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

F*** they're desperate.

Even Elliott Kavanagh is in the squad.

Elliott K, never heard of that potato brand.

 

[Muscles Thommo]

What the **** is a Mitch Clisby?

Wasn't he one of the contestants on The Voice!

 

[Heaps of fun]

F*** they're desperate.

Even Elliott Kavanagh is in the squad.

Ayoooooooooo.

 

[Muscles Thommo]

Yep here he is... may need to lose the hat once he is on the field

 

[LT Smash]

I've been in this thread for over a year, as have a few other Essendon posters. If you don't like Jade then just put him on ignore... like half the Essendon board

You are tolerated. Jade is intolerable.

 

[Jay-Z]

F*** they're desperate.

Even Elliott Kavanagh is in the squad.

 

[see see]

What the **** is a Mitch Clisby?

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe that a Mitch Clisby is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

 

[Mav]

What the **** is a Mitch Clisby?

Clisby is a vital part of my beloved North Adelaide Roosters. It will pain me greatly to see him dressed as scum.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Clisby is a vital part of my beloved North Adelaide Roosters. It will pain me greatly to see him dressed as scum.

He'll look like a West Adelaide player, only in a *team worse than West Adelaide.

 

[astrovic]

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe that a Mitch Clisby is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

No no no, it's a nickname for a particularly nasty venereal disease, most commonly heard in frontier town whorehouses in the 1800's.

 

[Nate7]

Aaron Heppell - Jeezus H Christ that's bad!

 

[Jay-Z]

Aaron Heppell - Jeezus H Christ that's bad!

He's gotta fill the big shoes of his brother and that taxi basher in the bad hair stakes. I think * have a team rule that they can't field a side without at least 5 douchey haircuts

 

[Nate7]

He's gotta fill the big shoes of his brother and that taxi basher in the bad hair stakes. I think * have a team rule that they can't field a side without at least 5 douchey haircuts

s**t people with s**t hair should be automatically jailed for stupidity.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe that a Mitch Clisby is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

No no no, it's a nickname for a particularly nasty venereal disease, most commonly heard in frontier town whorehouses in the 1800's.

No, you're both wrong. It's just Cockney rhyming slang.

 

[Mav]

He'll look like a West Adelaide player, only in a *team worse than West Adelaide.

and doesn't that in itself say something!!

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe that a Mitch Clisby is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Tears after that one.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

He's gotta fill the big shoes of his brother and that taxi basher in the bad hair stakes. I think * have a team rule that they can't field a side without at least 5 douchey haircuts

s**t, two shortsteppells in one squad.