Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[astrovic]

Think you'll find it's "I - James Albert Hird, Brownlow medallist, premiership player, winner of 23 ANZAC Day medallions and owner of most luscious locks in football - would like that last lucky quarter stricken from the record."

Judge: "Deni....Anzac medals you say? Case dismissed!"

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

*albert has all of the pre-requisites to be a top silk - undeniable talent, preening arrogance, a smug sense of self-satisfaction and, above all, even when he's clearly in the wrong he still thinks he's right.

Except for the talent bit, he could be the Speaker of the House of Representatives.

 

[see see]

Except for the talent bit, he could be the Speaker of the House of Representatives.

Certainly has the hair for it.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/is-james-hird-smarter-than-the-devil.1105920/

 

[Twinkletoes]

I blame *jobe for the batting collapse at Edgbaston last night.

 

[Heaps of fun]

Give it back, Jobe.

 

[Hojuman]

( cough, cough.....ahem )
Back on page 1. Good.

* are s**t.

#whereisjobe

 

[Heaps of fun]

Love a goal don't they the bombers

 

[Linda Lovelace]

Essendon fans: "We suck. Maybe our coach isn't the golden god we all think he is?"

Incompetent coach: "Uh..um...no, we are losing because I am now implementing a 'youth policy'."

*Selects Adam Cooney*

Essendon fans: "Of course Mein Furhrer, when would you like us to invade Poland?"

 

[astrovic]

Stewart "lucky" Crameri has kicked 7 so far.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Crameri 7.2 44 v *essendon 5.10 40

 

[Hojuman]

Someone on the * game-day thread calling Crameri a " drug cheat " !

YAYYYYYYY......THEY FINALLY GET IT ! ! !

 

[Horace]

Goodness me this is just dreadful. Another shellacking for the poor old *bombres. The world really is a rotten place when things like this happen all the time. Oh well, at least we all care over here at North Melbourne.

 

[Gorman2Geister]

At least Cooney has his spongey floor...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Essendon fans: "We suck. Maybe our coach isn't the golden god we all think he is?"

Incompetent coach: "Uh..um...no, we are losing because I am now implementing a 'youth policy'."

*Selects Adam Cooney*

Essendon fans: "Of course Mein Furhrer, when would you like us to invade Poland?"

They wouldn't be able to invade Poland because they aren't playing in September.

 

[Hojuman]

They wouldn't be able to invade Poland because they aren't playing in September.

" HAHAHAHA...... " !

 

[Hojuman]

* Hird presser ,Slobbo, Connolly et al asking the hard direct questions:

" So James, what is Tanya cooking for dinner tonight ? "

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

* Hird presser ,Slobbo, Connolly et al asking the hard direct questions:

" So James, what is Tanya cooking for dinner tonight ? "

Mexican premium horse hay.

 

[Horace]

* Hird presser ,Slobbo, Connolly et al asking the hard direct questions:

" So James, what is Tanya cooking for dinner tonight ? "

Something laced with *danksy delights?

 

[naturally north]

* Hird presser ,Slobbo, Connolly et al asking the hard direct questions:

" So James, what is Tanya cooking for dinner tonight ? "

spit roast, ol' Sheedy is coming over.

 

[The invisible mullet]

They have gone past almost everyone in the wrong direction and it's only going to get worse. If Higgins is recruit of the year then Cooney would be close to worst recruit. It's great that still so many of their fans want to keep SirJames as their coach. Unbelievable.

 

[LT Smash]

They have gone past almost everyone in the wrong direction and it's only going to get worse. If Higgins is recruit of the year then Cooney would be close to worst recruit. It's great that still so many of their fans want to keep SirJames as their coach. Unbelievable.

While sympathising with * for their unfortunate list management decisions, let's not lose sight of the fact that we had Cooney all but signed before * stole him out from under our noses.

 

[bengrina]

Would have been great to go into the * cheer squad today under cover and givin it to Crameri calling him a filthy drug cheat every time he went near the ball.

 

[The invisible mullet]

While sympathising with * for their unfortunate list management decisions, let's not lose sight of the fact that we had Cooney all but signed before * stole him out from under our noses.

I thought he'd be up for red round. Would he have been better for us? Who knows but they made the call thinking they could go deep into September with a list which is extraordinarily weak.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

While sympathising with * for their unfortunate list management decisions, let's not lose sight of the fact that we had Cooney all but signed before * stole him out from under our noses.

If that trade had have gone through, whoever was responsible should have been marched out of Arden St.