Jade
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So we said that Tanked XVII would be the last Tanked of the year......
.......But like Johnny we're back bitches!
TANKED XVIII: The Last Time
2:00pm - Saturday, 29th August 2015
The London Tavern
238 Lennox St, Richmond
That's right kids we're back for what we swear will totally maybe well possibly not be our last Tanked of the year.
Don't you know it's magic when we sink amber before the last home game of the year? Raindrops keep fallin' on your head if you spend your time in most beer gardens, but not this one. So get on down and shake a hand of your fellow closet BigFooty alcoholics. It's been a long and cold year BigFooty brethren, but you love me back to life again with your inebriated drivel and glazed over looks.
How am I doing Johnny?
Well hang on to your mullet J-Dog, cause I'm about to kick this s**t in to overdrive.
The doping scandal started a chain reaction of bullshit infractions and grief.
But come on round and take the pressure down we've got your amber guzzling relief.
Yeah Johnny. Yeah you see what I did there.
You'll experience a special touch of paradise kicking back ales with this bunch of miscreants. We're no angels of course, downing beer after beer. We're like scezza at the poker table, we've got two strong hearts on a flush draw and we'll keep chasing that bad boy even though we know it isn't good for us. Holy s**t he got it, from the river to the 'see'..... hearts on fire.
I know Farnsy, that came together beautifully.
You're the voice and you can use it, especially after beers with us. Screaming dribble like all kinds of people at the footy. The seasons nearly over, but don't let it end just yet. Hirdy is gone, and when something is wrong with my baby, something is wrong with me. But don't cry, everytime you cry an AFL commissioner get's a bonus. So I'm gonna take it out on Melksham, the umpires, the AFL, Melksham, that family over there, and Melksham - that's freedom.
So swallow some beers, order a parma they will undoubtedly burn for you. Just please don't ask me in days to come reasons for why we did it, because when the war is over and we've undoubtedly been bent over at least you know you were there for the last time, the LAST TANKED EVER.
Well we're 99% sure it's the last one.
Probably.
.......But like Johnny we're back bitches!
TANKED XVIII: The Last Time
2:00pm - Saturday, 29th August 2015
The London Tavern
238 Lennox St, Richmond
That's right kids we're back for what we swear will totally maybe well possibly not be our last Tanked of the year.
Don't you know it's magic when we sink amber before the last home game of the year? Raindrops keep fallin' on your head if you spend your time in most beer gardens, but not this one. So get on down and shake a hand of your fellow closet BigFooty alcoholics. It's been a long and cold year BigFooty brethren, but you love me back to life again with your inebriated drivel and glazed over looks.
How am I doing Johnny?
Well hang on to your mullet J-Dog, cause I'm about to kick this s**t in to overdrive.
The doping scandal started a chain reaction of bullshit infractions and grief.
But come on round and take the pressure down we've got your amber guzzling relief.
Yeah Johnny. Yeah you see what I did there.
You'll experience a special touch of paradise kicking back ales with this bunch of miscreants. We're no angels of course, downing beer after beer. We're like scezza at the poker table, we've got two strong hearts on a flush draw and we'll keep chasing that bad boy even though we know it isn't good for us. Holy s**t he got it, from the river to the 'see'..... hearts on fire.
I know Farnsy, that came together beautifully.
You're the voice and you can use it, especially after beers with us. Screaming dribble like all kinds of people at the footy. The seasons nearly over, but don't let it end just yet. Hirdy is gone, and when something is wrong with my baby, something is wrong with me. But don't cry, everytime you cry an AFL commissioner get's a bonus. So I'm gonna take it out on Melksham, the umpires, the AFL, Melksham, that family over there, and Melksham - that's freedom.
So swallow some beers, order a parma they will undoubtedly burn for you. Just please don't ask me in days to come reasons for why we did it, because when the war is over and we've undoubtedly been bent over at least you know you were there for the last time, the LAST TANKED EVER.
Well we're 99% sure it's the last one.
Probably.
