Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[The Speaker]

Tbh, I don't mind Vanellope - it's not as outright ridiculous as some I've seen in this thread like Abcde

It sounds like a Pokemon.

 

[Atley]

Lost. For. Words.

Those parents should be shot, seriously.

 

[El Dubya]

* I have a heap having started teaching in what I've described as a "hillbilly ghetto":
Zakc (not a typo)
Jakk
Jaxsyn
Kahlab (Caleb)
Dillian (Dylan)
And the classic, but still horrific, Taylah.

 

[wally funk]

Taylah's frankly pretty awful, but stacks up quite well compared to the rest of the above list.

 

[Cruyff14]

I know a Taylah, not really that bad.

 

[Catfish Alley]

A friend and someone at work had babies recently. Kasia and Nolan

 

[wally funk]

I quite like the name Nolan. I've known a couple of them over the years.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I quite like the name Nolan. I've known a couple of them over the years.

Definitely heard much worse. Still not a fan though.

 

[Slax]

Saw a shocker on a school roll

Thurstyn - the name Thurston is going to be bad enough but to spell it a funny way
Vulva - whilst she will likely avoid ridicule at primary school heaven help her in secondary school.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Saw a shocker on a school roll

Thurstyn - the name Thurston is going to be bad enough but to spell it a funny way
Vulva - whilst she will likely avoid ridicule at primary school heaven help her in secondary school.

You have got to be kidding me!

 

[Slax]

You have got to be kidding me!

I wish. My missus photocopied the school roll to show me when I gave the same response, she asked for a bet and I foolishly accepted and now have to take her to a chick flick

 

[the fly]

Saw a shocker on a school roll

Vulva - whilst she will likely avoid ridicule at primary school heaven help her in secondary school.

I wonder if there are many girls called Mulva around.

 

[raven echo]

I wonder if there are many girls called Mulva around.

 

[Cleavy]

Dashielle? Ryker? Beckett? Katniss? Seraphina? Elodie? are these names from one of those tv shows I don't watch???
The baby names on the rise in 2014

 

[wally funk]

I'm pretty sure Katniss is one of the characters in The Hunger Games or Twilight or something. The others I've got no idea about. Probably the same thing.

 

[Gough]

I'm pretty sure Katniss is one of the characters in The Hunger Games or Twilight or something. The others I've got no idea about. Probably the same thing.

Dashielle's parents could be Hammett fans who got a girl instead of a boy.

 

[Igloo]

Maybe Ryker is the bogan spelling of Riker.

 

[dales.girl38]

I think Seraphina is a celebrity baby name - maybe Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck.

 

[Igloo]

Beckett is a character off the show Castle. Maybe they're fans of crime shows.

 

[hirdy_is_champ]

I think Seraphina is a celebrity baby name - maybe Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck.

I think its sposed to be like the Italian name Serafina, but they spell it with a 'ph' instead.

 

[Quivorir]

My future girl kids name is 52 on the list

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Can't say I'm surprised to see Khaleesi on that list. Not that I would ever name my kid that or anything.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Mate knows a girl who's name is Le-a. Spoken as Ledasha

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Mate knows a girl who's name is Le-a. Spoken as Ledasha

I think someone mentioned that one earlier in the thread. All you can do is shake your head really.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Le-hyphen-da would be more correct and sounds like a GoT character