Media The Admin and the cat in the hat

[Willo_]

In the Sweet FA tradition of okeydoke7
tl:dr

He'll love since he gets a mention

 

[zackah]

Obviously after round 1 I was calling for his head after the sim debacle that cost us our opening match.

After round 2?

He can stay

 

[I Dont Care]

A hat is worth more than a cat

 

[okeydoke7]

I'm actually very disappointed that you weren't much more creative with the OP
So allow me....



The Sun did not shine
It was too wet to play
So we sat in the house
We will Qooty today!

I sat there with Nakia
We sat there, we two.
And I said, "how I wish
we had something to do!'

Too wet to go out
and a league too poorly run
So we sat in the house
We just had no fun

So all we could do was to
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
and we did not like it
Not one little bit

And then
Something went 'BUMP'
How that bump made us jump!

We looked!
Then we saw him deleting some posts
We looked!
And we saw him boasting the most.
The Admin!
and he said to us
Why do you sit there like madmen

I know it is wet
and the sun is not sunny
but we can have
lots of good Qooty that is funny

I know a good game we could play
Said the The Filth Wizard
I'll make some new rules!
and treat you like fools!
Doctor Colosus will not mind at all if I do

Then Nakia and I
Did not know what to say
and Doctor Colossus was out of the house for the day.

But OkeyDoke7 said 'No! No!'
Make that Admin go away
Tell that madman you DO NOT want to play
He should not be here
Who voted him in
He should not be here
With that bum fluff on his chin!

'Now! Now! Have no fear.
Have no fear!" said the Admin
My rules are not bad
said that crazy madman.
Why, we can have
lots of good fun, if you wish
With a game that I call
52 week seasons!

'Drop that number down!' said Okey
'This is no fun at all!'
'Drop that down!' said Okey
'The participation will fall!'

'Have no fear! said the Filth
'I won't let the numbers fall
I will hold them up high
and we also play multi-ball!
With no captains consent
or boys club consulted
But that is not ALL I can do!
Said the Filth

Look at me!
Look at me now! Said the Admin
I've renamed the mobbs
There is no more EKA
and anyone who doesn't agree just won't play!
But that is not al
Oh, no
That is not all...

Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how
I will hold up the premiership cup!
And Sim the games myself!
and a change of names for the Wonders
is next on my plate.
But that is not all
Oh, no.
That is not all...

That is what the admin said...
Then he fell on his head!
He fell with a bump
from up there on his high horse.
And Nakia and I
We saw it all

And Okey saw it all come down too
He said 'Do I like this?
Oh, no! I do not.
This is not a good league
Said Okey as he lit
No, I do not like it
Not one little bit!

'Now look what you did!
Said Okey to The Filth Wizard
Now look at this mess!
Look at this, look at that!
You sank our league
Sank it deep in the s**t
I wouldn't have done that
I ran a tight ship!
When I was in charge the league was fine
Did I mention the other week I kicked 9?

But I like to be here
Oh I like it a lot
Said the new Admin filthy to the flog
'I will NOT go away
I do NOT wish to go!
And so, said the new Admin
SO
So
SO....
I will show you
Another rule change that i know!

*To be continued

** Maybe.. this is alot more effort that I anticipated when I started

Brilliant.