FTA-TV The Bachelor AU

[neddy36]

Btw, where the **** were the camera crews exactly when Laurina got wheeled off to hospital?!

It's another typical Australian TV "dropped the ball" moment. Another example of this was Amber's eviction from the house. It was lame and anti-climatic. They should have whipped her into frenzy prior to a rose ceremony and then taken a rose by rose, frame by frame shot of her rage/anguish/shame in not getting a rose. Instead she was ejected out the side door and looked surprisingly at peace with the decision.

The format for each episode is tired and goes under the same template every episode. From memory the US version has a varied format (could be wrong though).

 

[Shell]

I reckon they've killed laurina.

 

[Shell]

RIP laurina and her yappy dog

 

[Shell]

Kay that post MAY have been premature

 

[Broar]

How is Laurina still here?

 

[Shell]

Sympathy rose

 

[Shell]

Updated ladder:
Louise
Jess
Sam
Lisa
Zoe
Laurina

 

[electricfeel]

"I didn't even need to open my mouth, he just gave me a rose"

Haha. wow. Laurina.

 

[dales.girl38]

If I had a dollar for every time Sam said 'Bach pad'. Bloody hell..

I do find Jess annoying but I would still choose her over Zoe or Laurina. Maybe Lisa too.

Jealous of Laurina's dress in that episode

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

Starting to get really tired of the conversation between Blake and whoever he is on a single date with. Makes me wonder what he and his chosen girl will talk about once the shows over. Are you ready for love, can you see yourself falling in love, do you think you could fall in love with me blah blah blah - we get it mate you want a serious relationship. Now stfu or say something funny or show some sort of personality or character that is interesting.

Personally i hope Jess ends up with him, because Loiuse, Lisa, Zoe and Sam could do so much better. At the moment they are still in love with his looks and are trying to win a competition or validate themselves. Put Steve Carrells body and match it with Blakes personality and not 1 girl would be in the house.

Rant aside, i think once Laurina goes next week there will be quite a boring anti-climatic end. Anyone else think that Jess speaks a little bit like Bruce Mcavaney?

 

[Registered User]

If I had a dollar for every time Sam said 'Bach pad'. Bloody hell..

Ha, yeah, she's a bit of a scozza, but I still like her. She also pronounces "you've" as "yourv", which is a common boganism.

One of the girls said something about mentioning "the pink elephant in the room" Pissa

 

[Registered User]

Starting to get really tired of the conversation between Blake and whoever he is on a single date with. Makes me wonder what he and his chosen girl will talk about once the shows over. Are you ready for love, can you see yourself falling in love, do you think you could fall in love with me blah blah blah - we get it mate you want a serious relationship. Now stfu or say something funny or show some sort of personality or character that is interesting.

ha. I find the dates insufferable; I've barely watched any of them. I find it dead boring, as you suggested.
I usually tape the show and only watch the bitchiness, the rose ceremony, and try to check out their bods

 

[Shell]

Yeah the dates are boring now, need to go back to fighter jets, sky diving, dirty street pies and such and such.

How about they fly to NZ and do the tallest bungy jump?!??! Omg, could never do that not in a million years.

 

[electricfeel]

How lame was the masquerade ball. That wasn't a ball. That was a bunch of girls dressed in gowns and masks, one-by-one waiting for Blake to pull them out of the room and give them a rose. Where was the actual fun stuff?

 

[Hawthorn United]

It's the same with the cocktail parties. Very weird when it's just one guy and the purpose of the party is to talk to that one guy.

 

[Shell]

How lame was the masquerade ball. That wasn't a ball. That was a bunch of girls dressed in gowns and masks, one-by-one waiting for Blake to pull them out of the room and give them a rose. Where was the actual fun stuff?

Yeah I know, it was pretty hopeless. Should have been a regular rose ceremony.

 

[Shell]

It's the same with the cocktail parties. Very weird when it's just one guy and the purpose of the party is to talk to that one guy.

Here's an idea... some MALE intruders. Give the bloody Bach some stiff -hehe- competition.

 

[Shell]

Maybe Louise might even open her mouth then..

-god I'm disgusting-

 

[Hawthorn United]

Maybe Louise might even open her mouth then..

-god I'm disgusting-

lol... will she be in the middle of a circle of.... nevermind...

 

[dart]

last few episodes have been dead boring, ever since the ugly Canadian left really.

oh and apart from the #dirtystreetpie

now though every time he takes the date-ee out on a plane, or helicopter or anything like that it's a slap in the face for laurina. oh yes, yes it is.

but really it's time to cut the fat channel 10!!

get rid of the pretenders so we can enjoy some awkward home visit dates, weird situations with fathers trying to deal nicely with a guy that's been pashing on with multiple chicks and is currently dating 3 chicks who is in your home to roadtest your family and daughter to see if she's worth it.

make sure you're on your best behaviour dad, and when you have that awkward heart to heart that you know you have to have, don't ask any difficult questions like "how many houses have you sold, really?"


in other news, my wife was in Melbourne recently and she met chawntell, said she was really nice, needless to say we were both a little emo when she was REJECTED last night.

I reckon she can do better though on the outside, stay strong chantaaaal!!

 

[Hawthorn United]

Just watched Wednesdays episode tonight. Chantals' nipples in the rose ceremony is all I could see!

 

[JackNah_8]

Here's an idea... some MALE intruders. Give the bloody Bach some stiff -hehe- competition.

yes! Blake is so boring, and the dates are just painful to watch.

Laurina is the only interesting one.

 

[JackNah_8]

last few episodes have been dead boring, ever since the ugly Canadian left really.

oh and apart from the #dirtystreetpie

now though every time he takes the date-ee out on a plane, or helicopter or anything like that it's a slap in the face for laurina. oh yes, yes it is.

but really it's time to cut the fat channel 10!!

get rid of the pretenders so we can enjoy some awkward home visit dates, weird situations with fathers trying to deal nicely with a guy that's been pashing on with multiple chicks and is currently dating 3 chicks who is in your home to roadtest your family and daughter to see if she's worth it.

make sure you're on your best behaviour dad, and when you have that awkward heart to heart that you know you have to have, don't ask any difficult questions like "how many houses have you sold, really?"


in other news, my wife was in Melbourne recently and she met chawntell, said she was really nice, needless to say we were both a little emo when she was REJECTED last night.

I reckon she can do better though on the outside, stay strong chantaaaal!!

Chantal seems like a nice, I am sure she can meet a better guy than Blake.

 

[Shell]

yes! Blake is so boring, and the dates are just painful to watch.

Laurina is the only interesting one.

When they go out to the homes/ meet the parents that should be interesting.

Also why the **** are they still in Sydney? Arent they meant to go on a trip somewhere hot- or is channel 10 made budget cuts.

 

[Shell]

So who is the tip to go tonight?

Ads say Laurina, but surely Zoe will get the chop soon.