The conspiracy thread

[morgoth]

Last night I saw Robbo briefly on 360 and the poor bloke is losing his mind. He is honestly seeing conspiracies everywhere, real tin foil hat stuff. That said given the rumours, innuendo and assumptions that are out there re this case I thought it would be a bit of fun to start a thread where we could post rumours and crap we have heard through out this saga.

Mate of mine was taking to an ex dons official who reckons that the only 3 people who really knew what was going on were Dank, Weapon and Hird. It was a secret squirrels club apparently.

I guess the weapon has broken ranks if that is the case.

Surely people can do better than this.

 

[Chief]

Guy I know said it is all to do with an alien takeover of the cheese industry. AOD is a red herring, and have you seen how much weight Brad Scott has put on? It's all connected. Believe.

 

[campbell]

Last night I saw Robbo briefly on 360 and the poor bloke is losing his mind. He is honestly seeing conspiracies everywhere, real tin foil hat stuff. That said given the rumours, innuendo and assumptions that are out there re this case I thought it would be a bit of fun to start a thread where we could post rumours and crap we have heard through out this saga.

Mate of mine was taking to an ex dons official who reckons that the only 3 people who really knew what was going on were Dank, Weapon and Hird. It was a secret squirrels club apparently.

I guess the weapon has broken ranks if that is the case.

Surely people can do better than this.

deflect and deny at ll cost to try and take the heat away from the truth.primary school stuff imo.

 

[campbell]

Guy I know said it is all to do with an alien takeover of the cheese industry. AOD is a red herring, and have you seen how much weight Brad Scott has put on? It's all connected. Believe.

not the cheese industry lol

 

[Simon Wiggins]

I've heard that the AFL are working directly against their own best interests by trying to frame Essendon. Was an amusing story

 

[morgoth]

We all know that Carlton went looking for what Essendon had been up to after being torn apart in 2012 by a rampant Dons. They found Alvi but I have also heard that Carlton actually went to the AFL and reported them. When the AFL refused to act, it was Carlton who started leaking stories to the media re their supplement program, hence the chinese whisper that were going through the media industry re a club being up to no good.

 

[I Rock]

My Theory only cause.

- Unregistered AOD Clinical Trial with certain investors in the product that may or may not include at least one Coach of a professional sporting team, one GM of a professional sporting team and one GM of a professional sporting league.

 

[blue healer]

We all know that Carlton went looking for what Essendon had been up to after being torn apart in 2012 by a rampant Dons. They found Alvi but I have also heard that Carlton actually went to the AFL and reported them. When the AFL refused to act, it was Carlton who started leaking stories to the media re their supplement program, hence the chinese whisper that were going through the media industry re a club being up to no good.

This is just pure lunacy, we all know that Carlton are bigger cheats than Essendon.

 

[markm106]

My theory is Robbo is being more than just a diehard bomber fan. Doing some work in the media for Essendon perhaps. Not necessarily helping them IMO.

 

[The 747]

ASADA are an arm of the Illuminati. ASADA has five letters, there are five points on a pentagram. Think about it.

 

[The Dodger]

The AFL are using satellites to record everything we do. "Why would they do that you ask?" Well do you want to the terrible truth or do you want see Buddy kick a few zingers?

 

[blueboy25]

I heard it was all Chris Judd and Visy's fault

 

[I Rock]

The AFL inject all draftees (unbeknown to the draftee) with a serum that means that they will only ever purchase goods from Businesses/Companies that sponsor the AFL. James Hird the hero that he is was trying to reverse the serum's effect.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Mods, please combine with Essendon board.

 

[blueboy25]

We all know that Carlton went looking for what Essendon had been up to after being torn apart in 2012 by a rampant Dons. They found Alvi but I have also heard that Carlton actually went to the AFL and reported them. When the AFL refused to act, it was Carlton who started leaking stories to the media re their supplement program, hence the chinese whisper that were going through the media industry re a club being up to no good.

Everyone knows that we have high morals down at Princes Park.

 

[Crawb]

5 different pubs have had to ban Robbo in the last week.

 

[blueboy25]

5 different pubs have had to ban Robbo in the last week.

is that all? he was averaging 7 a week since this story broke.

 

[Redacted Boner]

Vlad was hellbent on destroying Hird's reputation as he's always fancied Tania.

 

[Redacted Boner]

5 different pubs have had to ban Robbo in the last week.

5 pubs just declared bankruptcy for that foolish decision.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Guy I know said it is all to do with an alien takeover of the cheese industry. AOD is a red herring, and have you seen how much weight Brad Scott has put on? It's all connected. Believe.

I have just had that denied by Brad's cousin, poor form

 

[The 747]

2001, Essendon on a roll after a dominant season on the way to a 17th flag. Then 9-11 happened, its all connected.

 

[Crawb]

5 pubs just declared bankruptcy for that foolish decision.

No tab was paid for that night...

 

[fleabitten]

ASADA are an arm of the Illuminati. ASADA has five letters, there are five points on a pentagram. Think about it.

Those As do look suspiciously like pyramids.

 

[WAG]

 

[Redacted Boner]

haha wag, you just beat me to it, great minds. I just knocked up this.