MVP The Cranium Medal 2014 - August nomination thread

[ShanDog]

ferrisb instantly gets my vote for this month for the below pearler:

OK, so I designed an algorithm to look through every post on the blues board.

The algorithm assesses the post and classifies it into common categories.

Here is the summary results.

In addition, some relatively useful graphs have also been posted in other threads

Top shelf!

 

[thylacine60]

ferrisb instantly gets my vote for this month for the below pearler:


In addition, some relatively useful graphs have also been posted in other threads

Top shelf!

How did I miss this? POTY or GTFO right now!!

 

[Sublime]

ferrisb instantly gets my vote for this month for the below pearler:


In addition, some relatively useful graphs have also been posted in other threads

Top shelf!

I don't know, i think that chart is pretty wrong. There is absolutely no way there is 1% useful information round here.

 

[happydude]

I don't know, i think that chart is pretty wrong. There is absolutely no way there is 1% useful information round here.

rounded up i assume.


It's the old there are no fish in the ocean scenario.

Weigh all the fish in all the Oceans and all the water and the % is like 0.00000001% rounded off is 0

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

rounded up i assume.


It's the old there are no fish in the ocean scenario.

Weigh all the fish in all the Oceans and all the water and the % is like 0.00000001% rounded off is 0

You're killing me, happy.

 

[Sublime]

rounded up i assume.


It's the old there are no fish in the ocean scenario.

Weigh all the fish in all the Oceans and all the water and the % is like 0.00000001% rounded off is 0

You're getting all philosophical these days man.

 

[thylacine60]

Stopping killing whales and MEBs please everyone........

 

[happydude]

You're killing me, happy.

dont you like my posts?




I Mean.
THIS IS HOW I TALK! YOU AINT EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?

You're getting all philosophical these days man.

Maybe I've let my hair grow for too long and i need to cut it.

 

[ShanDog]

Maybe I've let my hair grow for too long and i need to cut it.

High and tight. Get it done.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

dont you like my posts?




I Mean.
THIS IS HOW I TALK! YOU AINT EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?

Maybe I've let my hair grow for too long and i need to cut it.

Short back and sides pls.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I don't know, i think that chart is pretty wrong. There is absolutely no way there is 1% useful information round here.

I think it was my post ratio that brought the average up to 1%!

 

[happydude]

High and tight. Get it done.

Short back and sides pls.

Haha its not actually long its just getting thick now. short back and sides is the only way to go.

 

[ferrisb]

rounded up i assume.

It's the old there are no fish in the ocean scenario.

Weigh all the fish in all the Oceans and all the water and the % is like 0.00000001% rounded off is 0

No, was a legitimate 1%. Wasn't padded out.

Here is the coding behind a classification under Actual Useful Information....

=IF(COUNT(mentions of AFL Player))>0
OR
=IF(COUNT(mentions of AFL position))>0
OR
=IF(COUNT(mentions something remotely related to AFL ))>0
AND
Qualify under other category=0

Results were 1.04%. Hard to believe with the bar set that high, but true!!!




Ohhhh, plus at the end, I 'carried the one'....that helped....

 

[Sublime]

No, was a legitimate 1%. Wasn't padded out.

Here is the coding behind a classification under Actual Useful Information....

=IF(COUNT(mentions of AFL Player))>0
OR
=IF(COUNT(mentions of AFL position))>0
OR
=IF(COUNT(mentions something remotely related to AFL ))>0
AND
Qualify under other category=0

Results were 1.04%. Hard to believe with the bar set that high, but true!!!




Ohhhh, plus at the end, I 'carried the one'....that helped....

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

No, was a legitimate 1%. Wasn't padded out.

Here is the coding behind a classification under Actual Useful Information....

=IF(COUNT(mentions of AFL Player))>0
OR
=IF(COUNT(mentions of AFL position))>0
OR
=IF(COUNT(mentions something remotely related to AFL ))>0
AND
Qualify under other category=0

Results were 1.04%. Hard to believe with the bar set that high, but true!!!




Ohhhh, plus at the end, I 'carried the one'....that helped....

Wow clearly I majored in the wrong things at University! I should have taken out a Bachelor of Big Footy majoring in List Management!

 

[Sublime]

Haha its not actually long its just getting thick now. short back and sides is the only way to go.

Shorten those sideburns you hippy!

 

[thylacine60]

possibly the best episode ever.......the guy with elephantiasis.......

 

[Sublime]

possibly the best episode ever.......the guy with elephantiasis.......

Funninest part is that Mattingly then went on in real life to get suspended by the club for hair related reasons.

 

[thylacine60]

you are shitting me.......

 

[Sublime]

you are shitting me.......

Nope actually happened. The Simpsons episode actually came out after suspension, but he'd recorded all his lines a month before the suspension.

CREEPY.

 

[blue healer]

ferrisb instantly gets my vote for this month for the below pearler:


In addition, some relatively useful graphs have also been posted in other threads

Top shelf!

Was actually thinking of a self nomination before I saw this.

 

[happydude]

possibly the best episode ever.......the guy with elephantiasis.......

What about the Australian one or the stone cutters.

 

[ferrisb]

Was actually thinking of a self nomination before I saw this.

Glad my post could perform two community services

 

[Jabba73]

dont you like my posts?

I Mean.
THIS IS HOW I TALK! YOU AINT EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?

Maybe I've let my hair grow for too long and i need to cut it.

Name change to hippydude coming up?

 

[thylacine60]

What about the Australian one or the stone cutters.

no question