Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Hollow Knight]

'Who Follow This Drunk' are actually the house words of House Robbo

The true, rightful heirs.

Robbo presides on his Iron Throne like a true king every morning following the beef vindaloo and 6 VB tallies the night before.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Robbo was interviewing Terry Wallace on SEN yesterday

He did his normal thing and turned Wallace's sacking by Richmond into a story about Robbo and how he got into trouble for reporting the story.
He took the entire conversation of course by inserting himself as the centre piece of the story, as he always does

 

[Hollow Knight]

He did his normal thing and turned Wallace's sacking by Richmond into a story about Robbo and how he got into trouble for reporting the story.
He took the entire conversation of course by inserting himself as the centre piece of the story, as he always does

So did Hunter S Thompson, the greatest 20th century journalist by the length of the Flemington Straight.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

So did Hunter S Thompson, the greatest 20th century journalist by the length of the Flemington Straight.

Ah I see, you equate Robbo with Thompson
Yeah.....nah

 

[Hollow Knight]

Ah I see, you equate Robbo with Thompson
Yeah.....nah

In terms of substance abuse... Yep.

 

[jazzee]

In terms of whispered musings studied fanatically by acolytes... yep.

 

[eggtardo]

From a Hunter biography (note that it begins at 3pm):
similar I expect for the great one, although you could sub the coke for VB and that lunch is to healthy


3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

 

[ManWithNoName]

The 2012 Brownlow Medallist has been re-christened in TGO's writings today. He is now known as Joe Watson.

It is written.

 

[western royboy]

"The quicker you move to the ball - the easier it is to score" words of wisdom from TGO today on harftime.

 

[HiReception]

The 2012 Brownlow Medallist has been re-christened in TGO's writings today. He is now known as Joe Watson.

It is written.

Joe Watson never admitted to taking a banned substance. We must all show our appreciation to TGO for resolving the ASADA scandal.

 

[HBF]

I can't bear to watch TGO tonight after my teams insipid performance last night.
Hope he's in good form tonight and hits us with both barrels

 

[DeanoT]

I can't bear to watch TGO tonight after my teams insipid performance last night.
Hope he's in good form tonight and hits us with both barrels

Apparently some of your list don't yet have pubes. TGOs inside access knows no bounds.

 

[Starburns_]

I can't bear to watch TGO tonight after my teams insipid performance last night.
Hope he's in good form tonight and hits us with both barrels

Called Malthouse a liar, then from memory said he was coaching like a maniac (or possibly something even less flattering) against Richmond.

I imagine Mick won't be too pleased either way.

 

[Elite Master]

Another re-christening at the hands of TGO. Nathan Jones for Melbourne is now known as Nathan Brown.

It is written.

 

[jazzee]

Managed to get a mention by TGO in today's holy offering. Bloody blessed. Actually going to have a beer to celebrate.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Was interviewing Nathan Grima, who seemed unaware of the gravitas of the situation.

TGO starts flicking through the paper with intent, Nathan was too simple minded to realise he isnt entertaining enough for TGO.

Unable to find what he was looking for and appearing to think he was off camera, TGO mouths "fcuk' with profound disgust.

We were all the better for witnessing.

 

[POBT]

Apparently some of your list don't yet have pubes.

I couldn't work out from TGO's comments if pubes were considered good or bad. So I just shaved half mine off, in a ying/yang pattern.

 

[HBF]

Called Malthouse a liar, then from memory said he was coaching like a maniac (or possibly something even less flattering) against Richmond.

I imagine Mick won't be too pleased either way.

Mick will line TGO up when he does his weekly PC later in the week.

 

[western royboy]

Mick will line TGO up when he does his weekly PC later in the week.

I know Mick and TGO have a mutual disdain for one another, but recently it has elevated to a full on war. TGO has declared war on MM and he is bringing out the big guns. I would like to become AFL Media accredited just to be able to sit in the room when they next clash just to soak up the tension and hate that will be exchanged.

 

[HBF]

I know Mick and TGO have a mutual disdain for one another, but recently it has elevated to a full on war. TGO has declared war on MM and he is bringing out the big guns. I would like to become AFL Media accredited just to be able to sit in the room when they next clash just to soak up the tension and hate that will be exchanged.

Well Mick is all over the Herald Sun today, so really the writing is on the wall when these 2 cross paths again.
Bring on Fridays weekly PC. Should be entertaining.

 

[thejester]

Saw some bootleg of TGO lambasting Melbourne's effort on 360 and saying that skill errors could be copped, but effort was non-negotiable. Then declared "Look, there's no doubt they're trying." Clearly, my definition of effort is obsolete. So it is said.

 

[thejester]

In terms of whispered musings studied fanatically by acolytes... yep.

Can't wait to have a flick through the collected writings of TGO one day.

 

[CJApples87]

Richmond Tigers Richmond Flakes.

 

[HBF]

Richmond Tigers Richmond Flakes.

And so it is written. TGO has spoken.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

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