Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[manboob]

 

[Willo_]

Does Robbo give special quest sermons at this church? Is it usually BYO Beams or is there a bar one can visit?

TGO is a provider, a beacon of hope, a selfless being.

One of his own Jim Beam fridges offered so no man or woman shall ever be unsustained

 

[SydCrow]

Seeing that the boy child, Hayden, was without Crow jumper, TGO waved his hand and said this lack will be undone. The acolyte was charged with completing the miracle.

TGO provides for all. Even those from the, suburbs.

 

[manboob]

Latest GWS press shot.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Brothers, TGO has spoken an order:



I feel this is when TGO is at his most powerful. When he speaks directly to us, when he decrees an order but does not make his meaning plain to us lesser beings. Instead it is up to us to understand and fulfill his request.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Who is Liv?

How should we follow her?

In what way do we construct numbers?

 

[manboob]

Seeing that the boy child, Hayden, was without Crow jumper, TGO waved his hand and said this lack will be undone. The acolyte was charged with completing the miracle.

TGO provides for all. Even those from the, suburbs.

Evidentiary proof for the believers and non-believers alike!

 

[Willo_]

Brothers!! A moment in history.... TGO has blessed us with a hymn..

Cats in the Cradle

Let it be sung in beautiful unison at 2am by us all

 

[juzzo]

I love how hard he laughed at his own Marsha Brady joke.

 

[Beerfish]

Brothers!! A moment in history.... TGO has blessed us with a hymn..

Cats in the Cradle

Let it be sung in beautiful unison at 2am by us all

I have twatted The Great One in order to ascertain which version of Cats in the Cradle is the true 2am version. Harry Chapin or Ugly Kid Joe. Let us all pray for His guidance in this, spiritual conundrum.

 

[manboob]

Music to mediate to courtesy of TGO.

 

[BRWB]

Brothers all good things must come to an end. I am all for celebrating mediocrity that brings puzzling success. TGO has exemplified this. But TGO has now been surpassed by another.

You may not have heard of him, but Ayce Cordy just got named in the ruck for the Bulldogs after 4 possessions total in his last two games. He also had 4 clangers, and four frees against. Zero marks and zero kicks...in two AFL games. He also has 7 years on an AFL list for 22 games in total (of similar quality to those mentioned).

Acye is a shining lighthouse beacon of hope for the mediocre. I apologise brothers but I am now an Ayceist.

 

[Starburns_]

Did anyone catch him referring to not touching the umpire as being a 'commandment'? He truly is embracing his role as the Messiah.

 

[manboob]

Acye is a shining lighthouse beacon of hope for the mediocre. I apologise brothers but I am now an Ayceist.

SPLITTER!

 

[SydCrow]

Cool badge tho

 

[Hamingja]

I have spent the last 30-odd minutes staring out of the window thinking about badges that reflect the values and teachings of TGO.

And the other 23.5 hours of the day you wasted.

 

[SydCrow]

I have been contemplating Cat's in the Cradle and Hayden's journey to Roryhood under the spiritual guidance of TGO and the Nerdling.

 

[Ashton Agar]

TBO has never heard of Shake It Off.
*throws out Taylor Swift album*

 

[Bluelegs]

TBO has never heard of Shake It Off.
*throws out Taylor Swift album*

ManWithNoName

 

[Turnsole]

A fatwa on the main board an all of its inhabitants is in order.

Blasphemers! The lot of them!

 

[Turnsole]

Seeing that the boy child, Hayden, was without Crow jumper, TGO waved his hand and said this lack will be undone. The acolyte was charged with completing the miracle.

TGO provides for all. Even those from the, suburbs.

T'was a miracle in our time!

 

[ManWithNoName]

ManWithNoName

TGO is the fella over there with the hella good hair of whom she speaks.

 

[ManWithNoName]

TGO has spoken



Richmond

 

[ManWithNoName]

1 Adelaide
2 Sydney
3 Fremantle
4 Hawthorn
5 Collingwood

7 GWS
8 Essendon
9 Melbourne
10 Western Bulldogs
11 West Coast
12 North Melbourne
13 Port Adelaide
14 St Kilda
15 Geelong
16 Gold Coast
17 Carlton
18 Brisbane
61 Trent Cotchin

 

[Turnsole]

Let's see if the holy cleansing fire of TGO brings redemption to the mortals of Punt Rd.