Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Zephiisdaman]

Kate had a hit with "Young Boys Are My Weakness" I hear she may re lyricise and update after her encounter with TGO

Great Oaf's are my weakness

 

[Beerfish]

Great One's are my weakness
I just like the omnipotence

Back up singers
Great word that

 

[ManWithNoName]

Brothers

TGO has taken to Twitter to declare Grand Final Friday a success

It is written and so it is done

 

[Shane Hird]

Grand Final weekend is the holiest of holy periods on our calendar.

It's 11am here in Perth and time to crack one open.
I booked no jobs for today as to start my drinking binge in anticipation of tomorrow's battle.

 

[AlcoaCat]

George could never give Mildred the pleasure she desired. TGO would have given at least 30 seconds of couch shaking pleasure, followed by snifters of Remy Martin

True. Yet TGO has taken a vow not only of slovenliness, but also of poverty. I think you'll find that the post-slamming snifter on offer would be, at the apex, St. Agnes.

 

[BigRough]

I have made the pilgrimage to hear tonight's Grand Final sermon live. #blessed

 

[Shane Hird]

I have made the pilgrimage to hear tonight's Grand Final sermon live. #blessed

Pics please to add to my shrine wall.

 

[Shane Hird]

9 minutes to go..so excited.

 

[BigRough]

A makeup wench just attempted to powder the holy pate.

"Nah, I don't need it!"

 

[Shane Hird]

A makeup wench just attempted to powder the holy pate.

"Nah, I don't need it!"

Brilliant! Keep the updates coming..I'm 4000 Km away but I feel like I'm right by His side atm.

 

[Smashwood]

TGO to Vossy......

"Vossy, I asked Barry Mooney the other day, gee you know what I mean"

Gerrard always laughing in the background.

 

[BigRough]

Ah Barry Mooney, the Schlong Swans greatest player

 

[AlcoaCat]

Apparently when The Beatles visited Adelaide the screaming was so intense that the band couldn't actually be heard. One hopes TGO was similarly inaudible.

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[Zephiisdaman]

He doesn't realise it.
He doesn't want to be.
He should realise it.
He should want to be.
The man of the people.
TGO the true most powerful man in football.
Has he won football personality of the year at Nth Melbourne breakfast? Surely the only multiple winner if ever afforded the gong.

 

[ManWithNoName]

TGO is pleased by Bryan Adams

 

[Damon_3388]

TGO is pleased by Bryan Adams

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Is that a margarita in front of TGO?

 

[AlcoaCat]

TGO is pleased by Bryan Adams

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Has the weedy wrists, absence of hair and oceans of body fat associated with the heavy drinker/smoker.

Yet still he is TGO.

 

[western royboy]

They tell me Kate C confused some lyrics during the national anthem - as TGO did with summer of sixty nine......this is a sign

 

[BigRough]

TGO is pleased by Bryan Adams

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He's having his first real sex dream

 

[Concatenate]

They tell me Kate C confused some lyrics during the national anthem - as TGO did with summer of sixty nine......this is a sign

Am sure TGO could console her....." don't worry Kate getting words wrong happens to me on a nightly basis"

 

[Spongebob]

TGO comforts Kate by explaining that it is the English language and lyricists who are wrong.

Together they will fix it and breed a tribe of super linguistically advanced children.

 

[BigRough]

Where does TGO go in the off season?

 

[Shane Hird]

Where does TGO go in the off season?

I believe Robbo has his own private island off the the coast of Burma where he retreats and recovers from another tough footy season.

 

[Turnsole]

Where does TGO go in the off season?

Oh! The despair brothers, and we enter the annual season of desolation!

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

Where does TGO go in the off season?

My understanding is that he heads deep into the heart of darkness, up the river to a remote and abandoned fortified Cambodian temple. From there he launches the odd barbaric attack on the AFL. Occasionally we are blessed when he releases photographs of his atrocities to the world via Twitter.