Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

True leadership is not found in King Hit nor King Elbow, but King Robbo:

"Let he who is without gin, cask the first Stone & Wood."

Some maximum bizarro radio today with Robbo on HarfTime on SEN. Describing Ricky Petterd as a "cheating high half-forward", the list at Melbourne being "reinvigorated" by their free agency picks, referring to David Rodan as an outside player, and Dale Thomas as "an outside player; well, an inside-outside player"

All that was just in Part 1. The links are on the SEN website.

DON'T, DO, IT,,

A few divine scraps for us mortals in today's Hun

The mention of masculinity and Spartans is sure to any cultist up and going

The off season drip feed continues

But are we truly worthy of such divine scraps?...I sometimes ponder

Yes and no. It is in the very act of revelation that we are made worthy to receive such revelation.

Couple of swines cast before pearls in today's Hun.

"You're allowed to be confused."

"He's an ignoramus. But he's not a cheating ignoramus."

Sig worthy

We are all witnesses to true wisdom:

But what have they given up in a compromised draft? Pick No. 20, which is not exactly pick No. 5, and a third rounder.

When you are lost and looking for guidance, remember: 20 is not exactly 5.

Twenty is 4x5 exactly, or is it 5x4?

to be fair to Robbo, what he meant was pick 5 is a first rounder, whereas pick 20 is ... oh wait

In Robbo's mind it would be four and twenty

4 pies and 20 schooners

Well, before dinner.

I think that the portrait of Robbo is trying to tell this bloke to turn the torch OFF !!

that's brilliant!
The great one would say it's no big deal but good work brother eternity

The Cult of Robbo is taking over the world

The great one has been choosen to be a comedy debater

Surely this date will go down in history

http://grandfinalcomedydebate.com.au/mark-robinson/

Robbo the master debater. The seemingly random allocation of words he calls sentences will surely confuse and infuriate the opposition into submission. Any semblance of a retort shall be interrupted with UR A HOMO!

He sure is a "Powerful voice in the game"

Ironically supported by 'Women with Drive'.

Someone has to drive now, Ando has, lost his licence. A man is not, a camel.

Robbo, the thinking ladies crumpet.