The 'Doesn't Quite Deserve Its Own Thread' Thread

[Hank93]

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I've known for a few days what this is

 

[FR0GGY]

I've known for a few days what this is

Well!

 

[Hank93]

Well!

Think of a fan vote from a few years ago that hopefully will be a little more democratic and less rigged.

 

[Gets!]

Guernseys.

 

[Draft Bored]

Nice, that was my guess on twitter. AWESOME.

 

[weekend at bernies]

Does anybody check out that pride forum on Facebook??? OMG I am embarrassed by some of there comments

 

[Bosley]

A family of Port supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting.


While in Rebel Sports the 8 year old son picks up a Crows footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister.

"Hey mole, I've decided to become a Crows supporter and I want this for Christmas."

His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him around the head with her carton of Winfield 25's and says,
"Shithead, go talk to mum."

Off goes the little lad with the Crows jumper stuffed up his Goodwill shirt and finds his mum.

"Mum?"

"Yes, son."

"I've decided I'm going to be a Crows supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas."

The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full tinnie of VB at him, smacks him in the gob and says "Let's talk to your father"
Off they go to Yatala during visiting hours, with footy jumper in hand, and find Moose, his toothless tattooed father.

"Dad?"

"Yes, knackers."

"I've decided I'm going to be a Crows supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas."

Moose goes berserk and gives his son an almighty backhander and says,
"No bastard son of mine is ever going to be seen wearing that s**t", and then kicks his arse from one end of the rec-room to the other, just for good measure.

About half an hour later they're all back in the old Torana and heading towards home.

The mother turns to her son and says, "Knackers, have you learned something today?"

The son says "s**t, yes you old slag. I bloody well have."

"Good knackers, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Crows supporter for an hour and already I hate you Port pricks!!"

Ha ha I just read this. Must forward to my mother and stepfather, Crows and Port. Will send it with my footytips

 

[Bosley]

Does anybody check out that pride forum on Facebook??? OMG I am embarrassed by some of there comments

What are some of the worst comments?

 

[FR0GGY]

What are some of the worst comments?

Why was wright dropped?
We missed vb for the last 2 weeks.
I've put $100 on Dmac for the brownlow

 

[baldandbroke]

Anyone know who to contact to make sure they update our backgrounds on the website?

 

[Hank93]

Anyone know who to contact to make sure they update our backgrounds on the website?

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That's not my background? Quite a dark navy with a 25th anniversary logo silhouetted in the top right hand corner.

 

[NikkiNoo]

The background has been updated, OutofTownCrow - it would be your browser that is using an older image instead of actually getting the full site. Refresh the page and it will change to the current one.

 

[baldandbroke]

The background has been updated, OutofTownCrow - it would be your browser that is using an older image instead of actually getting the full site. Refresh the page and it will change to the current one.

Yep - I know how they work but this one is obviously still in rotation !

 

[Hank93]

Yep - I know how they work but this one is obviously still in rotation !

I haven't seen that background since the Sando days, not once.

 

[Danoz]

I haven't seen that background since the Sando days, not once.

I have, it did it for me earlier in the year.

 

[FR0GGY]

I have, it did it for me earlier in the year.

Are there women in your house? It may actually be sando on the other end.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

America is such a racist country. Leave Kyrgios alone you Rednecks! Take your booing elsewhere.

 

[Bosley]

America is such a racist country. Leave Kyrgios alone you Rednecks! Take your booing elsewhere.

That guy is a disgrace. He is like all the bad things about Hewitt, Tomic and the Poo mixed together.

 

[Hank93]

America is such a racist country. Leave Kyrgios alone you Rednecks! Take your booing elsewhere.

Or Canada....

 

[NikkiNoo]

Or Canada....

I think that was Carl's point

 

[Danoz]

Are there women in your house? It may actually be sando on the other end.

If you count a 4yo as a woman, then yes. Otherwise no. What is your point you fruitloop?

 

[Don Muraco]

New restaurant opening in Hawthorn

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Everton's away strip is vomit-inducing.

Black shorts, olive shirts, orange logos.

 

[6BTS]

"Adelaide re-signs young ruckman O'Brien
First-round draft pick signs new two-year deal with Adelaide"

This was taken from the AFL website. I love the intentional ambiguity with leaving out the small piece of information that it was 1st round of the rookie draft.

 

[whattagun07]

It's only his opinion, but...