Banter Drug Den of Banter and Hilarity - Shinboner Spirit of Tasmania

[Run and carry]

Ok;

Q: What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A: The bride.
Q:If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you not try to hit him?
A:It might be your bike.
Q: Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music-Who is driving?
A:The police.
Q:What do Collingwood supporters believe are the last 3 words of Advance Australia Fair?
A:Carn the Pies!!

 

[Magpie Girl]

Ok;

Q: What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A: The bride.
Q:If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you not try to hit him?
A:It might be your bike.
Q: Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music-Who is driving?
A:The police.
Q:What do Collingwood supporters believe are the last 3 words of Advance Australia Fair?
A:Carn the Pies!!

And Carn they did!

 

[Doss]

Oh, here they come!

 

[Beerfish]

The gulp from the Carlton board was audible.

 

[expires]

Ok;

Q: What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A: The bride.
Q:If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you not try to hit him?
A:It might be your bike.
Q: Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music-Who is driving?
A:The police.
Q:What do Collingwood supporters believe are the last 3 words of Advance Australia Fair?
A:Carn the Pies!!

Hopefully die a virgin to.

 

[Doss]

So. Yeah.

Them dwarves hey.

 

[marky53]

So. Yeah.

Them dwarves hey.

Dwarf school girls?

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Thought we merged the Clarkson thread.

 

[expires]

Need Knightsy back this week. Give em a chance.

 

[Harlequin]

I resemble that remark being vertically challenged as I am

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Saints fans aren't very good at banter, our thread died last week too.

 

[Pweter]

Saints fans aren't very good at banter, our thread died last week too.

Bugger. Do we instead have to get back to how flying the flag is better than 10 disposals, 1 tackle and a loss against the arch enemy?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Bugger. Do we instead have to get back to how flying the flag is better than 10 disposals, 1 tackle and a loss against the arch enemy?

I think you'll find that I'm one of the only Carlton supporters who thought that Yarran was an absolute dickhead for punching Chapman, so don't waste your energy

 

[Doss]

Saints fans aren't very good at banter, our thread died last week too.

I think I made more posts in that thread last week than all the Saints fans combined.

They've won as many premierships as we've had drugs sagas.

The all time best Saints sledge is the fact that Darrell Baldock, the single Saints premiership captain in the history of ever, was photographed with the cup in a Pies jumper. There is no photo of a Saints captain in a Saints jumper holding up a cup in existence.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I think I made more posts in that thread last week than all the Saints fans combined.

They've won as many premierships as we've had drugs sagas.

The all time best Saints sledge is the fact that Darrell Baldock, the single Saints premiership captain in the history of ever, was photographed with the cup in a Pies jumper. There is no photo of a Saints captain in a Saints jumper holding up a cup in existence.

Yes, that was the line that we ran with last week also

 

[Pweter]

I think you'll find that I'm one of the only Carlton supporters who thought that Yarran was an absolute dickhead for punching Chapman, so don't waste your energy

Booo

(only in a banter sense, otherwise )

 

[Doss]

Yes, that was the line that we ran with last week also

Oldie but a goodie. Never fails to get the job done.

 

[Pweter]

I think I made more posts in that thread last week than all the Saints fans combined.

They've won as many premierships as we've had drugs sagas.

The all time best Saints sledge is the fact that Darrell Baldock, the single Saints premiership captain in the history of ever, was photographed with the cup in a Pies jumper. There is no photo of a Saints captain in a Saints jumper holding up a cup in existence.

They've had as many school girl sagas as we've had drugs sagas.

They've had as many dwarf burning err... contests(???)... as we've had drugs sagas.

 

[Doss]

How about that 'The Streak' DVD?

That's real success- the first ten games of the home and away season.

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

 

[eth-dog]

They've had as many drug cheats as we've had drug sagas.

 

[Stopher]

St Kilda's spoon/cup ratio is 27:1

For Essendon to match that it would have to be 432:16

Essendon already has 4 spoons, so would only need to finish bottom every year for the next 428 years, or until 2442 to match this 'impressive' feat.

The Per Cupita Ratio.

 

[Jesse Custer]

You guys are mean...

 

[boncer34]

St Kilda's spoon/cup ratio is 27:1

For Essendon to match that it would have to be 432:16

Essendon already has 4 spoons, so would only need to finish bottom every year for the next 428 years, or until 2442 to match this 'impressive' feat.

The Per Cupita Ratio.

Fred take that.

 

[DapperJong]

Is the Molly Meldrum ladder joke too harsh?