Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[jonasshirtfront]

Final confirmation I'm an old fart. Home and Away and Neighbours hotties are meh. Now it's all about:

- Mardie the MILF from the Light 'N' Easy ad
- Lusty LeCornu's lady
SNIP

 

[I Dont Care]

#trainfapping

 

[I Dont Care]

Ended up running into the portlads in phuket last night

they're everything expected and more saw my old man with a port top on and came yelling at him yelling PEAR from the bar and were nice enough for photos

stoked

Any...pics?

 

[Jonts]

Any...pics?

This is one of cleaner ones
Ah chee for someone the same size as me is a monster strength wise

Harvey is no string bean either

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

Jonts are you a prophet? Here's your post from Sunday

Some of the port boys are off to phuket this week

I'm going monday

Now if I dont get a photo with them on the changs/buy them a round or two i will consider my holiday a failure

 

[Doctor Feel]

This is one of cleaner ones
Ah chee for someone the same size as me is a monster strength wise

Harvey is no string bean either

lol they look scissored.

 

[I Dont Care]

lol they look scissored.

Scissor session?

 

[NoddyHolder]

Final confirmation I'm an old fart. Home and Away and Neighbours hotties are meh. Now it's all about:

- Mardie the MILF from the Light 'N' Easy ad
- Lusty LeCornu's lady
- Various infomercial presenters/cougars

But least I'm over my Kerri-Anne Kennerley thing...

I can't watch an AAMI ad these days without pining for the original girl that used to smile at me at the end of the ads...

 

[FromTheHartland]

This is one of cleaner ones
Ah chee for someone the same size as me is a monster strength wise

Harvey is no string bean either

I hope Mitch has lots of SPF with him.

 

[Kickpuncher]

lol they look scissored.

 

[FromTheHartland]

I can't watch an AAMI ad these days without pining for the original girl that used to smile at me at the end of the ads...

Rhonda?

 

[philreich]

Please remember all this and more from an OFFICIAL 'club' ambassador.

Reminds me of that old line: what's the difference between an official Crows ambassador and a sperm? A sperm has a 1 in 3000000 chance of becoming a human being.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Rhonda?

wash your mouth out

going back to the 90s, maybe even the 80s - nice girl next door type.
Reminded me of a girl from high school I was so in awe of I ended up drunkenly dry humping her sister on the dance floor at The Ambassadors one friday night as compensation for not having the nuts to ask her out. I'd had to borrow a friend's work pants to get in that night as well...

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

Reminds me of that old line: what's the difference between an official Crows ambassador and a sperm? A sperm has a 1 in 3000000 chance of becoming a human being.

Ah good ol tpfp humour. Rehashing old jokes by substituting the butt of the joke with Crows or associates.

 

[tribey]

Ah good ol tpfp humour. Rehashing old jokes by substituting the butt of the joke with Crows or associates.

- Knock knock.
Who's there?
- Steven.
Steven who?
- Steven Trigg.

#brilliant

 

[FromTheHartland]

That guy is all confirmation I need that not taking drugs mixed in bathtubs is a good life choice!

 

[Magpiespower]

I can't watch an AAMI ad these days without pining for the original girl that used to smile at me at the end of the ads...

I still pine for the Ultra Tune skank glamour...

 

[NoddyHolder]

- Knock knock.
Who's there?
- Steven.
Steven who?
- Steven Trigg.

#brilliant

I got one:

why'd the chicken cross the road?

because it was really a crow and it got told to * off to the other side of the road with the other campaigners nobody likes

tish-boom

 

[I Dont Care]

I keep telling myself 'no, don't look in the Paddy Ryder thread'...but then I go and look anyway...

 

[Dylan8]

- Knock knock.
Who's there?
- Steven.
Steven who?
- Steven Trigg.

#brilliant

Had me hooked the whole time, tribes. You are a master of your craft.

 

[Changaneen]

 

[Magpiespower]

I keep telling myself 'no, don't look in the Paddy Ryder thread'...but then I go and look anyway...

Kicked that sucker to the curb!

Harder than when I gave up smoking crack.

Massive withdrawals at first but s#it, it was worth it...

 

[Steve Dore]

Shouldn't he be saying, "Have a twinkie snapper head."? Ford Fairlane

#pooeckert #girt

 

[Garibaldi Red]

OH NO ITS A BL2 TOO !

or is it a BL22

 

[Garibaldi Red]

hope he changed his undies when he got home