Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[HaroldOliver]

If I can be absolutely serious for a minute:

Greedo shooting at all in that scene doesn't make sense and weaken's Solo's character and if it wasn't already abundantly clear by the point, Lucas had lost it and needed to have Star Wars taken out of his hands asap.

It was his "making Prince Phillip an Australian knight" or "Using a 2nd rounder on Matthew Westhoff" moment.

You can tell I've no interest - you lost me when you combined 'absolutely serious' and 'Star Wars' in the same post.

 

[chiwigi]

If I can be absolutely serious for a minute:

Greedo shooting at all in that scene doesn't make sense and weaken's Solo's character and if it wasn't already abundantly clear by the point, Lucas had lost it and needed to have Star Wars taken out of his hands asap.

It was his "making Prince Phillip an Australian knight" or "Using a 2nd rounder on Matthew Westhoff" moment.

 

[Grave Danger]

You can tell I've no interest - you lost me when you used 'absolutely serious' on the-i-get-really-a-get-these-days-brother-thread.

FTFY

 

[Garibaldi Red]

On the way home last night I switched from MMM to AA (should have listened to my playlist) and heard Stupid talking about Nick Kyrgios and his on court antics.

He (stupid that is) came out with something like "I understand that these guys get where they get".

Don't think the people in the car next to me were PAFC Big Footy followers 'cause I got a couple of strange looks as I wiped the tears from my eyes.

 

[Grave Danger]

On the way home last night I switched from MMM to AA (should have listened to my playlist) and heard Stupid talking about Nick Kyrgios and his on court antics.

He (stupid that is) came out with something like "I understand that these guys get where they get".

Don't think the people in the car next to me were PAFC Big Footy followers 'cause I got a couple of strange looks as I wiped the tears from my eyes.

Cue the Stephen Rowe tennis tantrum video...

 

[Trewth]

I always get this disjointed, uncomfortable feeling when I hear Australian accents in music. I don't know why. It's annoying because it basically makes bands like The Smith Street Band unlistenable to me.

I have to share this thought in the relative anonymity of BF so that I don't offend the large percentage of my friends who are in Australian bands.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day.

 

[Grave Danger]

I always get this disjointed, uncomfortable feeling when I hear Australian accents in music.

James Blundell in an unguarded moment...

 

[Killer Power]

Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day.

I'm going to take a guess and say that more often than not it is in India because of the population size and you know...curries

 

[Doctor Feel]

Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day.

 

[Doctor Feel]

On the topic of poo, my mate came back home from sweden with his misses who turns out to be completely nuts. she set an alarm for 3am every night to get up and go to the toilet, so every night at 3am everyone was awoken to listen to her piss and s**t. She is so self conscious that she firstly refuses to have her photo taken unless it's a selfie or a set up pose with filters and secondly she didn't s**t for 2 weeks when she got to Straya because she didn't want anyone (not even my mate) knowing that she pooped. Ended up severely constipated.

 

[Dylan8]

Why would she have to do that? Everyone knows girls don't poop.

 

[Phhht]

Why would she have to do that? Everyone knows girls don't poop.

Exactly, -> Feels's mate's missus is a dude

 

[Dylan8]

Exactly, -> Feels's mate's missus is a dude

She didn't want anyone to know she poos because she is a guy

You
Are
A
Genius
Phhhhht

 

[Papa G]

I always get this disjointed, uncomfortable feeling when I hear Australian accents in music. I don't know why. It's annoying because it basically makes bands like The Smith Street Band unlistenable to me.

I have to share this thought in the relative anonymity of BF so that I don't offend the large percentage of my friends who are in Australian bands.

You may like my Norwegian John Williamson Death Metal Cover Band then, we are called Sann Blå.

 

[Dylan8]

I always get this disjointed, uncomfortable feeling when I hear Australian accents in music. I don't know why. It's annoying because it basically makes bands like The Smith Street Band unlistenable to me.

I have to share this thought in the relative anonymity of BF so that I don't offend the large percentage of my friends who are in Australian bands.

I feel this, especially in aus hip hop. Most songs sound like parodies or something because of that really stupid accent we have.

 

[Andre]

On the topic of poo, my mate came back home from sweden with his misses who turns out to be completely nuts. she set an alarm for 3am every night to get up and go to the toilet, so every night at 3am everyone was awoken to listen to her piss and s**t. She is so self conscious that she firstly refuses to have her photo taken unless it's a selfie or a set up pose with filters and secondly she didn't s**t for 2 weeks when she got to Straya because she didn't want anyone (not even my mate) knowing that she pooped. Ended up severely constipated.

So her solution to being self conscious is to ensure everyone hears her s**t each night?

 

[manureid]

So her solution to being self conscious is to ensure everyone hears her s**t each night?

Every 'plop' at 3am should be greeted with a round of applause from all and sundry.

 

[Andre]

Every 'plop' at 3am should be greeted with a round of applause from all and sundry.

Give her a rating card each morning. Monday - 8.0 for clean entry, 2.0 for artistic composition. Needs more Meg Ryan in Harry Met Sally sounds. I'm sure she'd be afraid to brush her teeth in the house after a week.

 

[Trewth]

I feel this, especially in aus hip hop. Most songs sound like parodies or something because of that really stupid accent we have.

Aussie Hip Hop absolutely sounds like they're taking the piss.

 

[I Dont Care]

Why would she have to do that? Everyone knows girls don't poop.

Until you marry them....then they fart, s**t and burp

 

[tribey]

Aussie Hip Hop absolutely sounds like they're taking the piss.

trewthwithsuffa.jpg

 

[finbarr]

I always get this disjointed, uncomfortable feeling when I hear Australian accents in music. I don't know why. It's annoying because it basically makes bands like The Smith Street Band unlistenable to me.

I have to share this thought in the relative anonymity of BF so that I don't offend the large percentage of my friends who are in Australian bands.

I tend to agree with you for the most part. There are some notable exceptions though in my opinion.

Celibate Rifles - Darlinghurst Confidential. (Sorry, no youtube link available)
Cosmic Psychos - Custom Credit.
AC/DC - Carry Me Home.

To name but three.

 

[Blaggut]

I always get this disjointed, uncomfortable feeling when I hear Australian accents in music. I don't know why. It's annoying because it basically makes bands like The Smith Street Band unlistenable to me.

I have to share this thought in the relative anonymity of BF so that I don't offend the large percentage of my friends who are in Australian bands.

I'd have to agree with you when it comes to most genres of music, with the possible exception being folk. I think wordy acoustic music works well with a strong aussie accent.

 

[edgie]

I tend to agree with you for the most part. There are some notable exceptions though in my opinion.

Celibate Rifles - Darlinghurst Confidential. (Sorry, no youtube link available)
Cosmic Psychos - Custom Credit.
AC/DC - Carry Me Home.

To name but three.

You managed to find the only AC/DC song with a thick Aussie accent, a mostly unheard of b-side that preemptively references Bon Scotts death.

Nice work!