Toast The Jeremy McGovern love thread

Look. We all have massive man crushes on Turbo. If you don't, you're well... quite frankly not right in the feels.

17 Games. Forced general (unlike some random rookie Patton) and leader of our backline. Making s**t happen.

Post your respect to the great man here. This will go all season, injuries permitting.

No one will judge you (much).

I have written a haiku about him. I hope you all like it.

"The McGovern Whisper"

McGovern is great
We McLove McGovern yes
He takes the best grabs

#McLovernforMcGovern
 
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vonn

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Look. We all have massive man crushes on Turbo. If you don't, you're well... quite frankly not right in the feels.

17 Games. Forced general (unlike some random rookie Patton) and leader of our backline. Making s**t happen.

Post your respect to the great man here. This will go all season, injuries permitting.

No one will judge you (much).

I have written a haiku about him. I hope you all like it.

"The McGovern Whisper"

McGovern is great
We McLove McGovern yes
He takes the best grabs

#McLovernforMcGovern

I see your Haiku and I raise you:

I love McGovern
I will bear his children, so
please get in me now.
 

Noctorniquet

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The man is a genius, no doubt a direct correlation with his illustrious sponsor coming on board this year.

Top 5 BnF finish well within his sights at this early stage.
 

woosha24

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Lad's a gun. Give him a couple of years and he will surpass E-Mac.

He is legit our next Beau Waters (hopefully minus the injuries).
 

Benny 1234

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Lad's a gun. Give him a couple of years and he will surpass E-Mac.

He is legit our next Beau Waters (hopefully minus the injuries).
Under 20 games to his name and by far my favourite player absolute jet love to see him make all australian could be a sneaky chance if he keeps going the way is
 
I have written a haiku about him. I hope you all like it.

"The McGovern Whisper"

McGovern is great
We McLove McGovern yes
He takes the best grabs
Comes fat pre-season
Hangers, screamers and orgies
Now who's got a fat

#McLovernforMcGovern
 

WCE_phil

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Went to watch football but there was a mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Dangerous ball into the backline but there was mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Pack of 20 players with a high ball comin in but there was a pack mark by mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Mcgovern kicks it 55 metres to the tit of a player and it goes end to end for a goal > Jizz in my pants
Mcgovern, Mcgovern, Mcgovern > Jizz, Jizz, Jizz.
 

vonn

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Why is a Haiku
Seven ******* syllables
That is so random
 
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