Toast The media....*Nods Head*

[Eddie Dingle]

Ali Clarke - Football Writer.

Think about that.

Mmmmmmm

SA GREAT

 

[Eddie Dingle]

'Crows - At least We're Not Essendon'.

"Yeah we cheated but they really cheated"

 

[Pappagallo]

'Crows - At least We're Not Essendon'.

Whatever it takes.....




.....unless it clashes with the interests of the SANFL, the Adelaide Old Boys Club or most likely some incestuously deranged combination of the two.

 

[raman]

"Yeah we cheated but they really cheated"

"We eventually admitted it."

 

[philreich]

"Yeah we cheated but they really cheated"

The Adelaide Football Club: barely mediocre since 1998.....

 

[Doctor Feel]

"If other clubs (international or local) begin successful initiatives, we will do our best to poorly imitate it."

 

[I Dont Care]

The crows new slogan for 2015 will get the mojo rushing back 'Crows - like Port but different'

"There are two types of supporters in this state, those who support Port and those who wish they did. We aim to cater for the latter..."

 

[scottjr]

The crows new slogan for 2015 will get the mojo rushing back 'Crows - like Port but different'

Needs Fabio " You won't believe it's not Port Power " meme.

 

[tribey]

"MORE POWER, LESS PORT!! YOU'LL NEVER APPEAL TO ANYONE OUTSIDE YOUR POSTCODE UNLESS YOU BECOME LESS PORT!!!111"

As proven by the Northwest England Crimson Beelzebubs & Not Quite Fitzroy-Not Quite Abbotsford Black & White Football Concern.

 

[RossFC]

#WeArePortAdelaide

 

[Alyx]

"Please stay, Patrick. We will.. uh... we will... use you for all of our 2015 marketing! Yes, that's what we'll do."

"Photographs of my face, everywhere, and on everything? That is mighty tempting. What other ideas do you have?"

"Uh, what about... what about we borrow the slogan 'We are Port Adelaide'... 'We are Paddylaide'?"

"Smokin'."

 

[Dylan8]

"Please stay, Patrick. We will.. uh... we will... use you for all of our 2015 marketing! Yes, that's what we'll do."

"Photographs of my face, everywhere, and on everything? That is mighty tempting. What other ideas do you have?"

"Uh, what about... what about we borrow the slogan 'We are Port Adelaide'... 'We are Paddylaide'?"

"Smokin'."

Paddylaide, that is reminicent of Pordelaide

 

[Duck Farmer]

'We are Paddylaide'

A meme is born.

 

[PowerForGood]

Did I use the right Dangerfield?

A meme is born.

http://shar.es/1XC8eb

 

[tribey]

It's official. That hard hitting football "journalist" Ali Clarke...

In fairness, she has spent more time directly under Doc's tap than Simon Black, Michael Voss, Mark Ricciuto, Andrew McLeod and Robert Harvey combined.

 

[Nemisis]

I sold Matt Clarke a tennis racket going way back in time... Ali had the pants well and truly on that day. Tried to bargain the price down... Crows asking ME for discount!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

In fairness, she has spent more time directly under Doc's tap than Simon Black, Michael Voss, Mark Ricciuto, Andrew McLeod and Robert Harvey combined.

If being under Mathew Clarkes "tap" has qualified her to write about football Pam Cornes must be due a Nobel Prize for football literature.

 

[finbarr]

I sold Matt Clarke a tennis racket going way back in time... Ali had the pants well and truly on that day. Tried to bargain the price down... Crows asking ME for discount!

I saw them walking around West Lakes mall doing some shopping once. She was walking a million miles an hour about 4 metres in front. Poor old Matt couldn't keep up and clearly went along under sufferance. I doubt he's ever questioned anything that's come out of her mouth.

 

[raman]

I doubt he's ever questioned anything that's come out of her mouth.

lel

Come on, we've all questioned our own from time to time.

 

[bomberclifford]

I doubt he's ever questioned anything that's come out of her mouth.

 

[Jim Dixon]

Irish Times article on the IRS game in Perth

http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/gae...tic-errors-cost-ireland-paul-earley-1.2011875

Last year was frustrating for a different reason - the inability of an indigenous-based selection to keep the ball kicked out to Ireland. This time Australia were formidable and Ireland were missing a number of last year’s most notable contributors, but still it was Ireland’s curious inability to play to their own strengths that undid the holders of the Cormac McAnallen trophy.

“There were a couple of problems in the first half,” said Earley at the post-match media conference. In the first quarter, in particular, I think we lost it 22-4. The first thing is Australia were incredibly accurate in front of goal. I think they had nine shots at goal and kicked seven overs and kicked some fantastic overs.

 

[Smithy7]

Jared Polec will be on 5AA after 5.30pm today

 

[Smithy7]

Jared Polec and Matthew Richardson 24/11/14
https://soundcloud.com/fiveaa
Matthew talked about Membership
Jared got a black eye at training from Flynn lol and he likes giving Burgo smack

 

[Byrons Firen]

Probably not the forum but
Phil Hughes in critical condition after being knocked out by bouncer at SCG
please be ok and pull thru this. thoughts and best wishes to him and his family

 

[Smithy7]

Probably not the forum but
Phil Hughes in critical condition after being knocked out by bouncer at SCG
please be ok and pull thru this. thoughts and best wishes to him and his family

Already posted in The..... 'I get really a get these days brother' thread