Oppo Camp The non North football discussion thread II

[showusyacunningt]

Fingers crossed for Laidley. Miss his press conferences.

 

[Devington]

Malthouse isn't the problem with the club (though he isn't helping).

The player culture isn't ****ed because of the coach or players but because of the CLUB's culture from the board down. ******* Edelstene in the box. A new coach isn't going to achieve dick unless the board turns a new leaf or is replaced outright.

 

[giantroo]

 

[giantroo]

 

[blackshadow]

Malthouse sacked!

 

[Heaps of fun]

wtf http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...h-adelaide-crows/story-fni5ezdm-1227369742828
Malthouse dumping his own CEO in the s**t over another possible dodgy Trigg contract?

 

[giantroo]

 

[Twinkletoes]

I'm sure the additional millions earnt by Mick since returning to coaching will help soothe the emotional hurt. He's covered his grandkids' education costs and ensured he and his missus can enjoy the odd sojourn to the Tropics in their remaining years. He'll be back in the media in no time anyway.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Enter Laids

 

[Devington]

I'm sure the additional millions earnt by Mick since returning to coaching will help soothe the emotional hurt. He's covered his grandkids' education costs and ensured he and his missus can enjoy the odd sojourn to the Tropics in their remaining years. He'll be back in the media in no time anyway.

I'm imagining it now. Malthouse replacing Tony Jones for channel 7 and questioning the other coaches.

 

[Twinkletoes]

I'm imagining it now. Malthouse replacing Tony Jones for channel 7 and questioning the other coaches.

Lol. "We cross now to the Carlton rooms where Mick Malthouse is interviewing Steven Trigg"

 

[Only Forwards]

Enter Laids

THey could do worse.

 

[Heaps of fun]

THey could do worse.

Would suit their battler list. They've got plenty of spuds with big bodies that can move well, should be at least a decent pressure side.

 

[koshari]

THey could do worse.

i think they did do worse if you read the carlton board...

 

[Devington]

Expectation for the rest of the year: We'll ah learn some stuff yeah!

 

[King Corey]

Enter Laids

Sounds like an instruction in a really disturbing text based adventure game.

>>enter laids
>>YOU ARE STILL SOBER
>>drink mead
>>YOU CONSUME A TANKARD OF MEAD
>>check eyes
>>YOU ARE NOW WEARING BEER GOGGLES
>>enter laids
>>YOU ENTER DEAN LAIDLEY

 

[Heaps of fun]

Sounds like an instruction in a really disturbing text based adventure game.

>>enter laids
>>YOU ARE STILL SOBER
>>drink mead
>>YOU CONSUME A TANKARD OF MEAD
>>check eyes
>>YOU ARE NOW WEARING BEER GOGGLES
>>enter laids
>>YOU ENTER DEAN LAIDLEY

>>cast Tempo Footy
>>YOU LIFT THE BALL WAY ABOVE YOUR HEAD

 

[King Corey]

>>cast Tempo Footy
>>YOU LIFT THE BALL WAY ABOVE YOUR HEAD

Gold!

 

[Gasometer]

>STRUCTURES.

 

[Heaps of fun]

Gold!

>>enter corridor
>>YOU SEE DANIEL WELLS
>>start conversation
>>YOU HAVE PROBABLY THE BEST CONVERSATION YOU'VE HAD WITH DANIEL IN SIX YEARS

 

[Gasometer]

^ or alternatively.

>>enter corridor
>> YOU SEE NO 8
>> you wonder who number 8 is.

 

[Gasometer]

I nearly ran up the arse of the car in front of me in shock when I was listening to the Press Conference and heard Caro speak at a Press Conference.

 

[giantroo]

https://www.facebook.com/sportsbetcomau/videos/966484400050304/

 

[giantroo]

 

[giantroo]

Statement from Mick Malthouse
May 26, 2015 5:37 PM

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-05-26/statement-from-mick-malthouse

Firstly I wish to thank the Carlton Football Club for my brief time at the club and I wish the team well for the remainder of the season.

More generally I want to thank the AFL and the wider football community for allowing me to be part of their game, and for their continued support over the past 40 odd years. I have loved it all, the good and the bad.

I wish to thank all the players, coaches, assistants, football staff, presidents, directors, club volunteers, fans and everyone who has helped me and worked with me in my journey in this great game. I particularly thank my most recent team which has had to endure more than necessary in this difficult recent time.

It has been a varied career which has taken me the breadth of this great country and I believe the game, and I, have matured greatly during the past decades.

This concludes my coaching journey but I will enjoy viewing the game from afar and its progress.

I particularly want to thank my family who have been resilient and loyal beyond the call of duty at all times. I look forward to enjoying some of the spare time I now have as a family more than ever before.

To the media I wish you well - despite our constant battlefield......you might even miss me!

I bear no grudges and I have no regrets. I have achieved some amazing football highs with some wonderful people and endured tough times with great support.