Mega Thread The official banter thread 2014/15

[FAITH]

I think people misunderstand banter. All I see in this thread is shite trolling.

Same thing?

 

[chef]

Same thing?

Nah, banter has a bit more thought put in and is meant to be funny. Trollings more thoughtless using put downs as insults like calling teams plastics or scum or saying such and such is ******* horrible.

 

[FAITH]

Go on then show us wat this banter is

 

[Cruyff14]

You either get it, or you don't. You Faith, don't get it.

#bantz

 

[FAITH]

Was that it?

 

[Cruyff14]

You wouldn't know it if it slapped you in the face!

 

[FAITH]

You wouldn't know it if it slapped you in the face!

Maybe if you showed me quality banter

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Cruyff14 Needs Marquee Banter

 

[craigos]

Just like Torres, most of this banter has missed the mark.

Banter??

 

[Cruyff14]

Cruyff14 Needs Marquee Banter

I only like top, top, banter. Banter with special quality.

 

[Gibbsy]

 

[Confuscius]

Go on then show us wat this banter is

Banter is something both sides would be expected to be able to laugh at. Like paying out on a mate for something stupid he or she has done.

Trolling is meant to piss people off.

Obvious difference.

 

[Cruyff14]

Confuscius says, obvious difference.

Apparently not.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Without suffering through nine pages of crap, is this the gist of it:
Man Utd are s**t and will never be good again.
Liverpool, and Gerrard in particular, slipped up and blew the title.
City and Chelsea are plastic clubs with no history.
Arsenal are irrelevant and Wegner is senile.
Football only began in 1992.
How are United going in Europe this season? Oh, not in it? Giggle, giggle - oh yeah, let's not slip up then Liverpool. giggle, giggle!
Anything original and witty at all?

 

[Ashton Agar]

Without suffering through nine pages of crap, is this the gist of it:
Man Utd are s**t and will never be good again.
Liverpool, and Gerrard in particular, slipped up and blew the title.
City and Chelsea are plastic clubs with no history.
Arsenal are irrelevant and Wegner is senile.
Football only began in 1992.
How are United going in Europe this season? Oh, not in it? Giggle, giggle - oh yeah, let's not slip up then Liverpool. giggle, giggle!
Anything original and witty at all?

Premier League in a nutshell.

 

[SM]

Without suffering through nine pages of crap, is this the gist of it:
Man Utd are s**t and will never be good again.
Liverpool, and Gerrard in particular, slipped up and blew the title.
City and Chelsea are plastic clubs with no history.
Arsenal are irrelevant and Wegner is senile.
Football only began in 1992.
How are United going in Europe this season? Oh, not in it? Giggle, giggle - oh yeah, let's not slip up then Liverpool. giggle, giggle!
Anything original and witty at all?

You missed:

Steve Bruce is overweight.

 

[Cruyff14]

That's impossible, you can't miss Steve Bruce.

 

[SM]

That's impossible, you can't miss Steve Bruce.

Have you seen the 'Steve Bruce at Weddings' memes going around?

 

[Ashton Agar]

I know it sounds far fetched but I think United are capable of getting a point against QPR this week.

 

[Cooldude]

Speaking of banter

http://www.espnfc.com/video/espn-fc-tv/86/video/2030968

Jose should have a look at his own locks, it's also receding

 

[PP34]

Phil Jones out for 4 weeks now..... Quick throw another £200 mill at attackers!!

I know it sounds far fetched but I think United are capable of getting a point against QPR this week.

 

[ADL9798]

Spot on Mesut.

 

[FAITH]

Poor kid seems desperate for move to Lfc.
No room atm

 

[chef]

Poor kid seems desperate for move to Lfc.
No room atm

He would walk into your side.

 

[Cooldude]

He would walk into your side.

Ozil right? Hell yea

He should come too, at least we won't play him wide left