Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[zimma]

Everybody have a happy easter ?

 

[MiloStedman]

Pick a bar? What the hell is pick a bar?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Marge: Homer, we're leaving now, don't forget to pick up Bart.

Homer: I'm on my way!

Homer: Hehe, what did you say Marge?

 

[Toil83]

Kent: [answering the door] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman.

Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog.

Kent: Mm hm. And I suppose you want me to buy you a new one, mm?
You know, ever since I won the lottery, everybody wants a
piece of Kent Brockman. Homeless this and hungry that...

One of my favourite Kent Brockman scenes. I love the tan and the bling.

 

[Kram]

Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally.

See? Because of me, now they have a warning.

 

[zimma]

 

[raven echo]

Paramedic: He can't hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.

 

[Gibbsy]

Marge: Homer, we're leaving now, don't forget to pick up Bart.

Homer: I'm on my way!

Homer: Hehe, what did you say Marge?

This the sort of genius that just isn't in the show these days (not that I watch it voluntarily now anyway). The first time I saw that joke I couldn't stop laughing, and it still gets me simply because it's so unexpected and clever.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[ep2018]

Season one is odd with the Simpsons, some like the debut finding Santa's Little Helper, Mr Burn's picnic, Some Enchanted Evening (babysitter bandit) or even Bart the General still get played every now and again but then there are others like The Telltale Head, Homer's Night Out, Crepes of Wrath that I doubt I've seen aired this millennium.

Even Krusty gets Busted, we see every other Sideshow Bob episode a billion times but not the one that started it all.

Looks like first episode went to air 25 years ago this December

Watched this episode recently, Apu has a gun to his head by Sideshow Bob, and the SWAT have guns pointed at Krusty all within the first 5 minutes. Channel 10 probably won't show this episode for these reasons. I know other episodes of other animations heavy on gun use like that usually do not get repeated often for this very reason.

 

[Bosun]

Another of my favourite quotes from one of the best characters.

Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

 

[hawker92]

Burns: It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! [tosses a guitar away] And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[Bosun]

Brilliant, deserved more than a like.

 

[Bosun]

There actually needs to be a thread solely dedicated for Mr Burns, making an unashamedly war mongering republican loaded prick to be so funny is really genius. I'd love to work for him.

"It's my first day".

 

[Kram]

 

[zimma]

 

[vast]

Kent: [answering the door] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman.

Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog.

Kent: Mm hm. And I suppose you want me to buy you a new one, mm?
You know, ever since I won the lottery, everybody wants a
piece of Kent Brockman. Homeless this and hungry that...

One of my favourite Kent Brockman scenes. I love the tan and the bling.

Butler: Sir, your llama just bit Ted Kennedy.
Kent Brockman: Good! -

 

[WeetBixKid]

Ned: Tip top notch.
George Bush: Okily dokily.
Ned: Thankily dankily. Great-ilicious!
George Bush: Scrump-diddley-eriffic.

FINE AND DANDY LIKE SOUR CANDY!

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Ned: Homer, I'm afraid I've got a bone to pick with you.
Homer: Look, if it's about your camcorder, I ....lost it, okay?
Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about?
Ned: All of us pull a few boners now and then, go in half-cocked, make
asses of ourselves. I don't want to be hard on you... I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about your... moustache!
Ned: What's wrong with my moustache?
Homer: Makes it look like you got something to hide.
Ned: What!?
Homer: [whispering] People are talking... Lots of people.

 

[hawker92]

Ned: Tip top notch.
George Bush: Okily dokily.
Ned: Thankily dankily. Great-ilicious!
George Bush: Scrump-diddley-eriffic.

FINE AND DANDY LIKE SOUR CANDY!

Never understood Lemonade myself, not my for-te

 

[hawker92]

Ned: Homer, I'm afraid I've got a bone to pick with you.
Homer: Look, if it's about your camcorder, I ....lost it, okay?
Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about?
Ned: All of us pull a few boners now and then, go in half-cocked, make
asses of ourselves. I don't want to be hard on you... I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about your... moustache!
Ned: What's wrong with my moustache?
Homer: Makes it look like you got something to hide.
Ned: What!?
Homer: [whispering] People are talking... Lots of people.

I'll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the old heave-ho, okay?
Aye aye!.....Admiral Butthead

 

[Kram]

 

[iluvparis]

You should probably ignore that.

 

[davo99]

PS: Will see you in the car Milhouse.