Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[raven echo]

His identification cracks me up every time lol

 

[lmach]

His identification cracks me up every time lol

Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.

Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?

 

[Knighta21]

Sideshow Bob: Ahhh kettle chips, the perfect side-dish.... for revenge!

 

[Kram]

I'd like a yellow boat please, with extra motors.

 

[Kram]

Let’s see, mesmerists, dowsers, Luddites, alienists, Zoroastrians, alphabetizers... ah ha, assassins!

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Captain Awkward]

Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink.
Homer: Not an issue.
Tom Kite: Keep your head down.
Homer: (raises head) Huh?
Tom Kite: Pretend there's no one else here.

Tom Kite: And just go at your own pace. Wow! Very impressive. You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
Homer: Really?
Tom Kite: Uh-huh. All you need is your own set of clubs... And stay the hell out of my locker! You can keep the shoes.

 

[Xtreme]

A network in America has been doing a Simpsons marathon the past few days and it'll continue through to the beginning of September as they're playing every episode ever made:

http://m.au.ign.com/articles/2014/08/20/full-episode-schedule-for-fxxs-simpsons-marathon

 

[ManWithNoName]

The writers have been spontaneously live tweeting it too. It's been amazing.

 

[Biggy_Boy]

A network in America has been doing a Simpsons marathon the past few days and it'll continue through to the beginning of September as they're playing every episode ever made:

http://m.au.ign.com/articles/2014/08/20/full-episode-schedule-for-fxxs-simpsons-marathon

Yeah, I wasted away much of my weekend watching it. It's too bad that they're drawing close to season 10 now, which is when the quality starts to noticeably decline. The jumped the shark episode of season 9 was just on.

 

[Kram]

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It's my twentieth year too.

 

[Bosun]

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It's my twentieth year too.

The teachers lounge is for teachers Willie.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated.

Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.

Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That coloured chalk was forged by Lucifer himself.

 

[Bosun]

Groundskeeper Willie: "Look at me! I'm Milhouse! I've tucked me shirt into me underpants
Groundskeeper Willie:"I've got no friends, so I've confided in Willie!"
To the laughing of the teachers.

 

[deedog2]

Ruth: They're so sweet when you marry them, but soon it's just career, career, career.

Homer: My hammock! Do you understand? Mine!... Don't look that way!

 

[Kram]

Bart: Oh, yuck. Meatloaf. My most hated of all loafs.
Homer: That was the end piece! That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog. Go to your room!

 

[deedog2]

Marge: Once we get the cats out of the way, it won't be too bad.
Agent: Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants!

 

[Toil83]

Keeping with the Willie theme

Principal Skinner (to Nelson): All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it. First, you're going to give back everything you've stolen. Then, I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work known to man - janitorial work.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, geez. I'm standing right here, sir.
Principal Skinner: Ah, yes. Uh ... Take a good look at him, Nelson, 'cause that's where you're headed.

 

[Igloo]

 

[Kram]

Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a.. uh, free service of the fire department..

Nay!

 

[Demonalke]

Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of yours to call me and I'll come a running.
But don't be reading my mind between four and five.
That's Willy's time!

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinners accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.

 

[Kram]

Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania!
Uter: I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as an exchange student!
Skinner: Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you is our national dignity.

Willie: You want to pick on immigrants? Then pick on Willie!
Skinner: Willie, please. The students want to pick on someone their own size.

 

[Bosun]

Krusty: Aahhh....the script says I'm supposed to bonk you with this
Sideshow Raheem: I wouldn't
Krusty: right on


Angry, angry young man

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

From the episode where Lisa gets her first sax: