Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[The_Big_Ship]

 

[dennislanga]

 

[iluvparis]

Marge - 'We can't afford to shop at a store that has a philosophy'

 

[Marlowe]

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. 'The foolish man who built his house upon the sand.'
Homer: And you remember... Matthew 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: 'And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?'
Homer: Yeah, think about it...

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Kram]

“Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children’s candy.”
“Do any of these boxes have candy in em?”
“No.”
“Will they ever?”
“No, we only make boxes to ship nails.”

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Kram]

I'll field that one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I'll field that one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

Isn't that what all geniuses at work do?

 

[Quokka]

 

[iluvparis]

Alright! The personals!....

...successful mayor type seeks open-minded discreet Cheerleader type.

 

[Cleavy]

Mayor Quimby: "Very well then, instead of fleeing this town, I'll stay here and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds."

 

[Super Hans]

'My God, man! I've watered her down as far as she'll go! I CANNOT WATER NO MORE!!!'

 

[Super Hans]

Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day: Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network ... and like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

 

[Super Hans]

Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day: Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network ... and like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

Oh man, just finished watching the full ep and there's so much gold in it. Would be one of my favorite eps.


'A guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low!'

 

[Super Hans]

He took Bart too?! That wasn't part of our deal Blackheart! That wasn't paaaaaart!!

 

[Super Hans]

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

[Grandpa Simpson holds up a "I STILL LIKE IKE" sign]
[Homer enters the OFFICIAL POLLING PLACE]
Homer: Hello, I'd like to vote for president, governor, and anything that will take money away from our parks and libraries.
Crazy Old Man: Eh, use machine number three.
Homer: Oh! I can't fit in the booth!
Crazy Old Man: Use the double-wide.
Homer: Ooh! One of those electronic voting deals.
[Homer has a choice of voting for either Obama or McCain. He chooses Obama]

Machine: One vote for McCain. Thank you.
Homer: Hehehe No, I want to vote for Obama.
Machine: Two votes for McCain.
Homer: Come on. It's time for a change!
Machine: Three votes for McCain.
Homer: No! No! No!
Machine: Six votes for President McCain.

Homer: Hey, I only meant one of those votes for McCain. This machine is rigged. Must tell President McCain. This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio! But not in America!
[Homer is sucked up by the machine and then soon released as Jasper proceeds to put a 'I VOTED' on Homer's forehead as he lay dead or unconscious]

 

[Bosun]

Spanish Guy: Okay, man, here's the sugar. Now you give us the money.
Homer leaving with sugar: That wasn't part of the deal.
Spanish Guypulls out contract: He's right. Who wrote this thing?!

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[deedog2]

Barney: "There's a line in Othello about a drinker: 'Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast...'That pretty well covers it."

 

[ioppolo]

http://www.mix.com.au/stuff/pub-talk/2015/2/the-bizarre-simpsons-theory-that-has-everyone-talking/

Thoughts?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

http://www.mix.com.au/stuff/pub-talk/2015/2/the-bizarre-simpsons-theory-that-has-everyone-talking/

Thoughts?

Nice theory, but easily debunked.

The modern episodes feature 2000s/2010s characters/objects. Eg:

[Grandpa Simpson holds up a "I STILL LIKE IKE" sign]
[Homer enters the OFFICIAL POLLING PLACE]
Homer: Hello, I'd like to vote for president, governor, and anything that will take money away from our parks and libraries.
Crazy Old Man: Eh, use machine number three.
Homer: Oh! I can't fit in the booth!
Crazy Old Man: Use the double-wide.
Homer: Ooh! One of those electronic voting deals.
[Homer has a choice of voting for either Obama or McCain. He chooses Obama]

Machine: One vote for McCain. Thank you.
Homer: Hehehe No, I want to vote for Obama.
Machine: Two votes for McCain.
Homer: Come on. It's time for a change!
Machine: Three votes for McCain.
Homer: No! No! No!
Machine: Six votes for President McCain.

Homer: Hey, I only meant one of those votes for McCain. This machine is rigged. Must tell President McCain. This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio! But not in America!
[Homer is sucked up by the machine and then soon released as Jasper proceeds to put a 'I VOTED' on Homer's forehead as he lay dead or unconscious]

As for ageing & zany plots, "Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic."

 

[ioppolo]

Nice theory, but easily debunked.

The modern episodes feature 2000s/2010s characters/objects. Eg:



As for ageing & zany plots, "Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic."

Didn't even think of that, I've barely watched an episode since 2007 mind you.