Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Big Sauce 21]

Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind.

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

Geez, sorry, it's a pretty standard stunt Homer!

 

[RobbieGray17]

Homer: Alright, boy. When Lisa comes in, I want you to make a big deal about how she looks.
Bart: She'll see through me like grandma's underpants!
Homer: No she won't! When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters, always wanting more, more, MORE! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get a little something back in return!
Bart: Like what?
Homer: I'll tell you when you're older.
(Homer imagines Marge mowing the lawn while he's in the hammock.)
Homer: *gasp!* Is that Lisa? Oh, I gotta call Heaven. There's an angel missing!
Bart: And who's your little school friend? Wait a minute ... that's Mom!
Marge: I know two fellas who are getting an extra special dinner tonight!
Bart: Dad, you know anything else about women?
Homer: Nope, that's it.


probs one of the best episodes in mine.

 

[swansfan_20]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Homer: Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once didn't he?
Luann: Yes, but we paid you $4.
Homer: Well, that was under our old price structure. Under our new price structure, your bill comes to a total of $700. Now, you've already paid me $4, so that's just $696 more that you owe me.

Kirk: ....Get off our property.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

Those are supposed to be baggy pants!

 

[brahj]

 

[Bosun]

Haahaahaa ******* brilliant!!

 

[lmach]

Anyone watching the marathon on FOX? Up to S1 E3.

 

[Kram]

“Homer, that’s our wedding photo.”
“Marge, quit living in the past.”

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Maude: Excuse me Edna, I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.

Krusty: Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down.

 

[Freo Big Fella]

Anyone watching the marathon on FOX? Up to S1 E3.

Must be mind blowing for kids these days to see Black Smithers.

 

[Righteo]

Maude: Excuse me Edna, I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.

Krusty: Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down.

This quote must've been posted a good 50+ times already in this thread but it still puts me in stitches whenever I see it.

 

[Super Hans]

This Simpson's marathon is the best thing ever. Simpson's and sport is all my TV is showing for a month.

 

[ash_1050]

Clockwise.....anticlockwise

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Book 'em, Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.

 

[Confuscius]

Marge on the Lam, possibly my favourite episode.

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Anyone going to the Simpsons quiz night?

 

[Zach Package]

Bart sells his soul...

 

[E92_]

Troy: Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters
were there: Itchy & Scratchy,
[shot of Itchy showing Scratchy a female cat]

Grampa Simpson,

and Krusty the Klown.

 

[E92_]

Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart
has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I
know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas.

[hangs up] They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on
their answering machine, that's right.

Bart: Um, OK. I've really, really, really learned my lesson. Can I
please go now?

Brodka: Yeah, get out of my sight.



Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who
gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in
a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody
laughing! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects.
[Homer makes some and laughs to himself]
Where was I? Oh yeah: stay out of my booze.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart
has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I
know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas.

[hangs up] They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on
their answering machine, that's right.

Bart: Um, OK. I've really, really, really learned my lesson. Can I
please go now?

Brodka: Yeah, get out of my sight.



Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who
gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in
a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody
laughing! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects.
[Homer makes some and laughs to himself]
Where was I? Oh yeah: stay out of my booze.

That ep is on right now.