Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Kram]

Okay son, give him the glue!

 

[E92_]

George: Wimp, am I? Agent Johnson, Agent Heintz, you men stand down. All right, Mister: you want trouble? You're going to get trouble.

Homer: Oh, I want trouble, all right.

George: Then you're going to get trouble.

Homer: No, you're going to get trouble.

George: Oh, that's good, that's good, 'cause I want trouble.

Homer: Then we're agreed there'll be trouble.

George: Oh, yeah, lots of trouble.

Homer: Trouble it is.

George: For you. [walks inside, slams door]

Homer: For -- d'oh!

 

[Kram]

Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina. It was just sitting in some guy’s boat.

 

[davo99]

Anyone going to the Simpsons quiz night?

I am

 

[Kram]

It's low tide boys!

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Ned's mother: You've gotta help us Doc. We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.

 

[Kram]

 

[Kram]

“Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?”
“I’ve got it all figured out. By day it’ll roam free around the neighbourhood, and at night it’ll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage.”
“Dad, no!”
“That’s illegal!”
“That’s for the courts to decide.”

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

This thread is amazing

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[lmach]

Smithers: Is that a "Help Wanted" sign in the window?
Moe: Uh, yeah. I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Barney until it's safely off the truck.
Smithers: I'll just wait out back until then.
Barney: I look forward to workin' with ya.
Homer: Mr. Smithers! Wait! You can't let yourself end up in a place like this. You've got two choices. You can give up on yourself and take the Barney-guarding job - like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments - or you can admit to yourself there's only one person that can make you happy and do whatever it takes to get them back!
Smither: You're right! But I'm gonna need your help.
<sound of truck backing up, Barney is missing>
Moe: Oh my God!
Delivery Man: Beer delivery. Sign here. No, It's you! Oh boy.
Barney: Gimme that!

 

[swansfan_20]

Homer: (gasps) Oh my God! This man is my exact double!...(gasps) That dog has a puffy tail

 

[The King!]

 

[King_Steele]

It's low tide boys!

Lmao!

 

[Kram]

You're too late, Homer. Barney sucked it dry.. cut his gums up pretty bad.

 

[Quokka]

Moe: “So, Lenny, let's say you pull a thorn out of the Pope's butt and he grants you one wish. What'll it be?”

 

[Kram]

Cooder: Here's the money box. Any questions?
Homer: Uh, yes. How do we handle refunds?
Cooder: Uh, I'm going to give this to you.
Bart: Good move.
Homer: 10 rings!

 

[Burzum]

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[Bosun]

"Look at them, Smithers, enjoying their embezzlement."

"I have a much uglier word for it, sir.........Misappropriation!!!!!."

 

[Kram]

Let’s see, cash register ink, well, that’s a business expense isn’t it? But then, I do enjoy the smell of the stuff, don’t I? Better not risk it.

 

[zimma]

When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two, non-consecutive occasions!

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Burns: Dough-nuts? I told you, I don't like ethnic food.

 

[Super Hans]

Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!

 

[Lensen]

mr plow ep on channel 11. so much gold