Media SweetFA Free Agency - BJDLeaks

[BigJoeD_]

Fellow Qooty enthusiasts,

As we know the offseason provides clubs an opportunity to scour opponents lists for new players, unimpeded by any contractual restrictions.

For the players, the offseason provides an opportunity for both a platform for advertisement and a scale to test their own currency.

Typically, PM's are flying around all over the place.

Amongst this wealth of activity, we at BJD.com have managed to intercept cables of PM activity and will endeavor to upload the documents once reviewed by our lawyers.



We at BJD.com expect condemnation and retribution from the relevant authorities for the release of such sensitive intel, and as such we will be aspiring to release the cables at times we deem strategically sound (nobody wants their thread moved to the sub forum ).


Stay tuned

 

[iBeng]

I heard the Swamprats are having a family reunion.

<Insert inbred joke here>

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

I heard the Swamprats are having a family reunion.

<Insert inbred joke here>

WOuld fit if they ever ebrand themselves as the Greyjoys

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I heard the Gumbies are about to announce the signing of A Bit High.

 

[PVF]

I've had 50 offers but none of them are paying cash.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

I've had 50 offers but none of them are paying cash.

Clarkemonies not classified as cash??

 

[BigJoeD_]

Cable SFA-001 - FR vs beez

Frankston Rover:
Mate, you know you want to come to The Warriors. I got rookie flogs galore, but i need a bit of experience, a bit of class. We'd run amok together in NYC..

beez: Three. *******. Dots.

FR: Yeah yeah, c'mon mate. You'd love it here, we'd own soggy together, I'd play you on the flank and everything

beez: Piss off FR, you miserable campaigner.

FR: Can I take that as a maybe? It's a much better reaction than I got from Filthy and Juggs

beez: Could you imagine the tyranny if I left the Bandits? The unsolicited smut, the gifs, the ******* hashtags...

FR: * me mate, I was only asking

beez: <redacted - Jackie>

 

[Frankston Rover]

Amazingly accurate!

5 Stars!

 

[A Bit High]

I heard the Gumbies are about to announce the signing of A Bit High.

I hear he will turn Son of God down as he has been there done that and is over it

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You're a pretty good poster JoeyD, I like the cut of your jib.

 

[raven echo]

Wikileaks has nothing on this

 

[Frankston Rover]

Are you posting from the Ecuadorian Embassy BigJoeD?

 

[zackah]

Holy s**t PM's have been accessed

I deny everything

 

[This Is Anfield]

Are you posting from the Ecuadorian Embassy BigJoeD?

Damn you, Frankston Rover!

 

[spookism]

Well played

 

[BigJoeD_]

Cable SFA-002 - TFW vs brahj

The Filth Wizard: Hi mate, how are you?

brahj: sup filf? How's tricks?

TFW: Just wondering if you had a chance to think about my offer. It's like everything is falling into place for us here - Lpj is finally cutting the apron strings, bonce has toned it down a bit, and it looks like we are going to be able to piss Danoz off to the Wonders (Wonders, lol).

brahj: Please take your hand off my leg when you talk to me. And by leg, I mean penis.

TFW: We could do wonderful things together, here, as Dragons - did I mention together?

brahj: Woah there compadre - in Vegas the brahj man gets his fill of Filf simply stepping outside. My qooty is delivering the booty. Let me tell you, they don't call me the Mayor of Vegas cos I ran for office...

TFW: You mean you have reconsidered? I thought we had a deal? Did my brother have anything to do with this?

brahj: s**t be rockin here in V town Filthman - the Bears have upped my moolah, I just kitsch styled my penthouse, and my hotel venture, The Brahjio, is set to open quick sticks. I can bearly keep up with it all

TFW: Eh, Bear puns, I fear your soul to be damaged beyond repair.
*shakes fist*
Damn you brother...

 

[beez]

Amazingly accurate!

5 Stars!

This is bullshit. You told me the convo would be kept ***CONFIDENTIAL***. I play my part and shut up while you blab to Big D. The ******* Warriors are ****ed mate. I'm going to steal all your beer. Every ******* week. And drink it all. Well, not that VB rubbish. But you get my drift. Next time you send me a ***CONFIDENTIAL*** pm, at least put some **** in it or something...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Cable SFA-002 - TFW vs brahj

The Filth Wizard: Hi mate, how are you?

brahj: sup filf? How's tricks?

TFW: Just wondering if you had a chance to think about my offer. It's like everything is falling into place for us here - Lpj is finally cutting the apron strings, bonce has toned it down a bit, and it looks like we are going to be able to piss Danoz off to the Wonders (Wonders, lol).

brahj: Please take your hand off my leg when you talk to me. And by leg, I mean penis.

TFW: We could do wonderful things together, here, as Dragons - did I mention together?

brahj: Woah there compadre - in Vegas the brahj man gets his fill of Filf simply stepping outside. My qooty is delivering the booty. Let me tell you, they don't call me the Mayor of Vegas cos I ran for office...

TFW: You mean you have reconsidered? I thought we had a deal? Did my brother have anything to do with this?

brahj: s**t be rockin here in V town Filthman - the Bears have upped my moolah, I just kitsch styled my penthouse, and my hotel venture, The Brahjio, is set to open quick sticks. I can bearly keep up with it all

TFW: Eh, Bear puns, I fear your soul to be damaged beyond repair.
*shakes fist*
Damn you brother...

Accurate except the only thing I shook was my fist so I don't like certain connotations.

 

[brahj]

Cable SFA-002 - TFW vs brahj

The Filth Wizard: Hi mate, how are you?

brahj: sup filf? How's tricks?

TFW: Just wondering if you had a chance to think about my offer. It's like everything is falling into place for us here - Lpj is finally cutting the apron strings, bonce has toned it down a bit, and it looks like we are going to be able to piss Danoz off to the Wonders (Wonders, lol).

brahj: Please take your hand off my leg when you talk to me. And by leg, I mean penis.

TFW: We could do wonderful things together, here, as Dragons - did I mention together?

brahj: Woah there compadre - in Vegas the brahj man gets his fill of Filf simply stepping outside. My qooty is delivering the booty. Let me tell you, they don't call me the Mayor of Vegas cos I ran for office...

TFW: You mean you have reconsidered? I thought we had a deal? Did my brother have anything to do with this?

brahj: s**t be rockin here in V town Filthman - the Bears have upped my moolah, I just kitsch styled my penthouse, and my hotel venture, The Brahjio, is set to open quick sticks. I can bearly keep up with it all

TFW: Eh, Bear puns, I fear your soul to be damaged beyond repair.
*shakes fist*
Damn you brother...

Ha! s**t, I'm funny.




So are you, BJD. This is golden.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Cable SFA-003 - fumbler vs Marlowe


fumbler: Well hello there timtam, ever thought about making the transmission from Gold City to PRO? We made the grand final this year you know. And we have cake.

Marlowe: As I stare wistfully through the looking glass, across the meadows and into the yonder, the shards of regret plunge deeper into my bosom, my bronchi lurching for air. The pain envelopes me, my every sinew writhing in despair. Alas, I am not the one they call timtam - the chosen one.

fumbler: I'm hungry. I have lego.

Marlowe: Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, but only death the jealous eyes can close...

fumbler: Groovy I like much. We can rule Oz

Marlowe: Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self deception [Orwellian/sic]

fumbler: Oreos, yummy. Me feels this is going well

Marlowe: Sweet damnation, the plume of ignorance continues to proliferate - first Coney Island, now Punt Road Oval...

fumbler: So it's settled - timtam to the Furries! Can I be the one to tell Marlowe! Together we will rule the interwebz!

Marlowe: ...<redacted - Jackie>

 

[Marlowe]

I hope these go on indefinitely.

 

[fumbler]

I hope these go on indefinitely.

We were once like how BJD describes..... Buuuurrrrpppppppppp many lollies.

 

[iBeng]

This is the last minute run for the EKA thread and Ill be damned if it isnt working!

#BigJoeForTheEKA

 

[Hate]

Needs a poll
#ThisIsAnfieldForTheEKA
#BigJoeDForTheEKA
#brahjForTheEKA
#AnotherRookieForTheEKA

This is the last minute run for the EKA thread and Ill be damned if it isnt working!

#BigJoeForTheEKA

 

[This Is Anfield]

#BigJoeDfortheEKA