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Any couple who have been together 10 years and havent thought of someone else in the sack would be around 70%-80% lying i reckon so im not bothered if shes done it as well. Only thing bothers me Toffee is i need to avoid this particular temptation, in 100 ways would i do this bird. Wonder if theres a jims mowing near me? For the love of god i hope she doesnt show up at any of the local bars when im pissed, will have to do that ice bucket challenge from the ice box straight over the bar to make it home a faithful man :)
I had a neighbour who was the complete opposite, ok to look at but she was a complete nutcase, one night she smashed the front windows of her house, next minute the cops roll up and I mean literally a minute, she blamed the ex hubby for doing it and they went off to arrest him, all the while I'm standing in my front yard listening to all this thinking WTF.
The day she moved out I celebrated, I put up with 8 months of hell from this nutcase from smashed windows to setting a car on fire in their driveway, I prefer my new neighbours, never see or hear a peep out of them except for when their young child chucks a tanty.
 
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I had a neighbour who was the complete opposite, ok to look at but she was a complete nutcase, one night she smashed the front windows of her house, next minute the cops roll up and I mean literally a minute, she blamed the ex hubby for doing it and they went off to arrest him, all the while I'm standing in my front yard listening to all this thinking WTF.
The day she moved out I celebrated, I put up with 8 months of hell from this nutcase from smashed windows to setting a car on fire in their driveway, I prefer my new neighbours, never see or hear a peep out of them except for when their young child chucks a tanty.
Thanks for making me feel better about my current situation Toffee, At the very least she will at least provide more funny stories for my fellow Tigs. I think I've figured it out anyway, when i blasted the dirtiest porn i could find out my windows to embarress them into shutting up next door i think she might think im somewhat more dirty than i am. That in itself is disturbing lol.
 

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:(My cat has cancer.

When the **** did cats start getting cancer?
My missus cat had cancer. Was pretty horrifying. We didn't realize it was possible either so just thought he had been stung by a bee. Even the vet thought the same. Then his skin started to erode away and it was too late by the time another vet diagnosed it. Hopefully you got it early and they can actually do something even if it's just to ease its pain.
 
Thanks for making me feel better about my current situation Toffee, At the very least she will at least provide more funny stories for my fellow Tigs. I think I've figured it out anyway, when i blasted the dirtiest porn i could find out my windows to embarress them into shutting up next door i think she might think im somewhat more dirty than i am. That in itself is disturbing lol.

Ages ago ( talking the 90's) I moved into a house that that split the houses of real close neighbours. On one side was a couple with pre teen two kids and on the other side a single woman. They were very close and at first my wife and I had trouble getting to know them well. After a few dinner parties we all became friends. However the single lady used to always sun bake topless and sometimes nude. I always had a good look. She often asked me to help her do stuff, heavy lifting and such all pretty harmless. Anyway one day we all were having a BBQ at the couples place and I walked in on the single lady kidding the dad. I just walked straight out and ignored it.

One New Year's Eve the single lady had a party and she was drinking a fair bit, she asked me if I had ever jerked off while watching her sun bake. I said yes often, and she said that I should try the real thing. It turned out that ****ed her on and off for about 4 years. She also ****ed the other neighbour as well but not as often as me. It happened until the time we shifted. Never caught up with her after that.

It was just a very convenient relationship. When she had a boyfriend , which usually lasted a few months we stopped. Just worked beautifully.

I say go for it.
 
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So what's going to happen if the messiah is sacrificed over at windy hill today? Essendon fans going to write a book about him and then pray to him for the next 2000 years?
 

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Any couple who have been together 10 years and havent thought of someone else in the sack would be around 70%-80% lying i reckon so im not bothered if shes done it as well. Only thing bothers me Toffee is i need to avoid this particular temptation, in 100 ways would i do this bird. Wonder if theres a jims mowing near me? For the love of god i hope she doesnt show up at any of the local bars when im pissed, will have to do that ice bucket challenge from the ice box straight over the bar to make it home a faithful man :)
But would she do you?:p
I've gone through all the stages, I'm a good chance if only I wasn't shackled, I'm half a chance, I'm a chance if she was hammered, I'm no chance cause I'm old and fat:( and now it's "s**t, I'll go to jail for these thoughts!"
 

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But would she do you?:p
I've gone through all the stages, I'm a good chance if only I wasn't shackled, I'm half a chance, I'm a chance if she was hammered, I'm no chance cause I'm old and fat:( and now it's "s**t, I'll go to jail for these thoughts!"
I'm with you on that one.

The transition from groovy young thing with a chance to fat balding git just happens.
And family do's...Now I have to remind myself not to be the creepy uncle who goes his nieces hot friends, no matter how drunk I am.

As Dr Smith would say.. 'Oh the pain, the pain.'
 
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Ages ago ( talking the 90's) I moved into a house that that split the houses of real close neighbours. On one side was a couple with pre teen two kids and on the other side a single woman. They were very close and at first my wife and I had trouble getting to know them well. After a few dinner parties we all became friends. However the single lady used to always sun bake topless and sometimes nude. I always had a good look. She often asked me to help her do stuff, heavy lifting and such all pretty harmless. Anyway one day we all were having a BBQ at the couples place and I walked in on the single lady kidding the dad. I just walked straight out and ignored it.

One New Year's Eve the single lady had a party and she was drinking a fair bit, she asked me if I had ever jerked off while watching her sun bake. I said yes often, and she said that I should try the real thing. It turned out that ****** her on and off for about 4 years. She also ****** the other neighbour as well but not as often as me. It happened until the time we shifted. Never caught up with her after that.

It was just a very convenient relationship. When she had a boyfriend , which usually lasted a few months we stopped. Just worked beautifully.

I say go for it.

Was she the doozy ;)
 
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Well thankfully he will be out of the commentary box. Seems a strange move by Sydney, very little experience outside of the commentary box in such an important position.

for me another baffling move in a very odd week. No admin experience, no operations experience, no coaching experience. What does he bring to the table? If its his insights into footy that we saw on C7, god help the Cola's
 
:(My cat has cancer.

When the **** did cats start getting cancer?

Yeh, my cat died about 4 months ago from a brain tumor, sucks big time
 
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