Things that scare you

[Exe Gesis]

Women with huge strap ons..

Only scary if your dick is smaller than the strap-on and therefore can't pay back the pain.

 

[little graham]

Only scary if your dick is smaller than the strap-on and therefore can't pay back the pain.

Thanks for that, seems my fear was irrational.

 

[Marmozet]

Listening to this story one night in bed. The twist at the end literally made my blood freeze

 

[Marmozet]

 

[Scotland]

Tall women.

I'm not talking bove average. I know a few girls who are 5'9''/5'10'' and that's pretty tall for a woman in Australia, but about average for men.

I'm talking women who are 6 foot plus and seem to stand a foot taller than every other girl around them. Why is this even a thing?

Giant gangly freaks like Spider Burton - don't bother me. Their female counterparts - for some reason my brain can't deal.

 

[BotsMaster]

Like this Scotland

 

[bkozican]

spiders and snakes

 

[Scotland]

Yes, like that TurtleMaster.

On a completely unrelated note, I don't like you.

 

[ioppolo]

Half the chicks at my work are about 5'10''. Give or take.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Like this Scotland

death by Snu Snu

 

[Likedagreen]

Running out of weed
My dealer going to gaol
Not having a lighter to spark my spliff
Just normal everyday stuff

 

[ShooterMcGavin8]

Running out of weed
My dealer going to gaol
Not having a lighter to spark my spliff
Just normal everyday stuff

Legend brah

 

[BotsMaster]

http://time.com/3944181/robot-kills-man-volkswagen-plant/

A robot crushed a worker at a Volkswagen production plant in Germany, the company said Wednesday.

 

[Rough_Edges]

Tall women.

I'm not talking bove average. I know a few girls who are 5'9''/5'10'' and that's pretty tall for a woman in Australia, but about average for men.

I'm talking women who are 6 foot plus and seem to stand a foot taller than every other girl around them. Why is this even a thing?

Giant gangly freaks like Spider Burton - don't bother me. Their female counterparts - for some reason my brain can't deal.

lol

made me think of this for some reason

george is the opposite.

 

[Xtreme]

http://time.com/3944181/robot-kills-man-volkswagen-plant/

Skynet fights back

 

[blueboy25]

Tall women.

I'm not talking bove average. I know a few girls who are 5'9''/5'10'' and that's pretty tall for a woman in Australia, but about average for men.

I'm talking women who are 6 foot plus and seem to stand a foot taller than every other girl around them. Why is this even a thing?

Giant gangly freaks like Spider Burton - don't bother me. Their female counterparts - for some reason my brain can't deal.

I was out at a pub in melbourne a few weeks back and about 10 or so girls arrived who were all 6ft plus. Must have been a basketball or volleyball team and the majority of them were pretty hot.

You would have been cowering in the corner crying like a baby

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Roid ragers and drunk bogans. Both mostly

 

[MrNatural]

Aliens scare me

 

[Nate7]

Running out of toilet paper mid s**t..... Quivorir - wrong thread?

 

[Quivorir]

Running out of toilet paper mid s**t..... Quivorir - wrong thread?

You wiping as you're shitting?

 

[Nate7]

You wiping as you're shitting?

I like to catch them, mid flight, to prevent toilet water up the back pipe.

 

[Rough_Edges]

I like to catch them, mid flight, to prevent toilet water up the back pipe.

whos in ur avatar?

 

[Nate7]

whos in ur sig?

Who is in my sig? A Fitzroy supporter went nuts in the sympathy thread, hence my quote.
If you're talking about my pic, then it's Sally Fitzgibbons.

 

[BotsMaster]

I like to catch them, mid flight, to prevent toilet water up the back pipe.

I regret shaking your hand now.

 

[Nate7]

I regret shaking your hand now.

That's 3 times and counting!