Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[Doss]

I see.

I still maintain thongs while driving should be illegal. Not sandals or anything that has a solid sole, but rubber soles and something that isn't fairly firmly clamped onto the foot is no good.

 

[Quivorir]

Also found this...Seriously? People can have a big * off DILLIGAF sticker or a giant bull but you cant have a 2cm wide pole?

 

[ioppolo]

That cartoon cop has a very punchable face.

 

[The Half Back]

Also found this...Seriously? People can have a big **** off DILLIGAF sticker or a giant bull but you cant have a 2cm wide pole?

My pole is a little wider than 2cm...

 

[Gough]

*rolls up sleeves*
Right I'm off to make some citizens arrests, I'm sure the police will thank me for my vigilanteeism community mindedness.

 

[peternorth]

encouraging chunks of ear wax to fall out. upon departure i tile head to teh side to allow wax to fall to a table or bench im standing at.

when at airports or during travel, i look around thinking to myself ill never see you again as you continue or embark on your own journey

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

My pole is a little wider than 2cm...

You would certainly hope so.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

encouraging chunks of ear wax to fall out. upon departure i tile head to teh side to allow wax to fall to a table or bench im standing at.

when at airports or during travel, i look around thinking to myself ill never see you again as you continue or embark on your own journey

u and ur ear wax

 

[peternorth]

u and ur ear wax

no lie, less than 30 mins after the post a piece fell out

 

[Shupe]

either you post pics or incur ban

Picsss, just walk in with your phone on record then walk out, screen shot her

So I may or may not have just acquired a sound recording. Doubt I'm allowed to post though. Will send to friend who doesn't believe me.

 

[Big Bryza]

That cartoon cop has a very punchable face.

On the other hand, that female cop goes alright.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I know this is terrible, but seeing all the images from Nepal makes me want to play Uncharted.

 

[The Half Back]

I have a driving shoe.

 

[craigos]

encouraging chunks of ear wax to fall out. upon departure i tile head to teh side to allow wax to fall to a table or bench im standing at.

when at airports or during travel, i look around thinking to myself ill never see you again as you continue or embark on your own journey

Tips for getting out earwax?

 

[craigos]

I make up silly songs sometimes about things/people.
e.g. A courier who often comes into work is called Barry so when I saw him walking in today I was all:
"Here comes Barry, he's got a big dick, don't it make you sick, guuna grab some s**t, and drive it 'round a bit"

I'm a lyrical genius/mentally unstable.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I make up silly songs sometimes about things/people.
e.g. A courier who often comes into work is called Barry so when I saw him walking in today I was all:
"Here comes Barry, he's got a big dick, don't it make you sick, guuna grab some s**t, and drive it 'round a bit"

I'm a lyrical genius/mentally unstable.

Ever thought of writing a song similar to Butthole Surfers - Pepper?

 

[peternorth]

Tips for getting out earwax?

aside from seeing a qualified professional, for example a general practitioner, a recommend using a hairpin.

firstly tilt your head so that the wax affected ear is facing downwards.

simply insert the rounded end into ear, and press ever so lightly on the built up area. using a forceful yet tactile sensitive touch, caress the inside of your ear up and down the ear. if successful youll be rewarded with either a wax piece falling into your palm, or onto the floor.

 

[PepeSilvia]

I can move a vein in the back of my hand side to side 1cm by raising and dropping my middle finger.

You aren't alone.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

put my dick against the shower door when it gets condensation on it so i can see how hung I am

 

[Taylor]

I make up silly songs sometimes about things/people.
e.g. A courier who often comes into work is called Barry so when I saw him walking in today I was all:
"Here comes Barry, he's got a big dick, don't it make you sick, guuna grab some s**t, and drive it 'round a bit"

I'm a lyrical genius/mentally unstable.

Does Barry know you sing this about his majestic appendage?

 

[The Half Back]

I make up silly songs sometimes about things/people.
e.g. A courier who often comes into work is called Barry so when I saw him walking in today I was all:
"Here comes Barry, he's got a big dick, don't it make you sick, guuna grab some s**t, and drive it 'round a bit"

I'm a lyrical genius/mentally unstable.

Marshall, is that you?

 

[Moonwatcher]

I once thought that when a horse was scratched from a race it was literally scratched and the young Gough couldn't understand why the hell a humble scratch would prevent a horse from racing.

A little awkward but when I was young I thought a news report was of a women being raked and murdered

 

[bok_party]

When I was younger and was going to Church, I used to think that the hands on the ceiling were from God until I realised that it was just the shadows of the person using the overheard projector.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I make up silly songs sometimes about things/people.
e.g. A courier who often comes into work is called Barry so when I saw him walking in today I was all:
"Here comes Barry, he's got a big dick, don't it make you sick, guuna grab some s**t, and drive it 'round a bit"

I'm a lyrical genius/mentally unstable.

You are just a gentle spul who happens to be a repressed poet. Let your creativity soar.

 

[peternorth]

when listening to debates over which footy code is better than the other, ill take the side of the code of the minority.