Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[chargers 09]

brother!

ok. maybe i need to remove my post because i have found someone else who does it, therefore contradicting this very thread!

Also.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Piss in the shower every morning. Part of the immense multi-tasking effort of getting ready for work which has come about from my complete inability to wake up on time.

 

[peternorth]

Piss in the shower every morning. Part of the immense multi-tasking effort of getting ready for work the compliment my complete inability to wake up on time.

people (women) thinks its gross. but in reality it saves water (unless you are using grey water to flush toilet, or shower drain is partially blocked resulting in semi flooding of piss.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

people (women) thinks its gross. but in reality it saves water (unless you are using grey water to flush toilet, or shower drain is partially blocked resulting in semi flooding of piss.

I do an Asian squat and ensure it all goes down the drain, again part of the multi-task process of picking up the shampoo, applying it and stretching my tight as s**t hammies, all while brushing my teeth.

 

[chargers 09]

people (women) thinks its gross. but in reality it saves water (unless you are using grey water to flush toilet, or shower drain is partially blocked resulting in semi flooding of piss.

As I've mentioned in another thread, shitting down the shower saves even more water. People who harp on about water saving and don't s**t in the shower are hypocrites and kidding themselves at the end of the day.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

I do an Asian squat and ensure it all goes down the drain, again part of the multi-task process of picking up the shampoo, applying it and stretching my tight as s**t hammies, all while brushing my teeth.

same, gotta be polite for the others

 

[mattyc25]

I usually put a square or 2 of tp in the bowl so as to prevent splash back if i'm taking a dump, this is regardless if the bowl was flushed or not before hand. It's weird but i'm a germ nazi so..........

Absolutely! A mate of mine coined the name 'splash paper' for that.

I always thought he made it up but on BigFooty I have discovered heaps of s**t I thought me and my mates made up other dudes have been doing for years.

 

[Sal_Paradise]

When I've got a tute at uni for one of my politics units that I haven't had time/been bothered to prepare for, I read a couple of pages of one of the SRP board threads on an issue relevant to the course work. Thus I can contribute in some manner and get participation marks.

 

[peternorth]

When I've got a tute at uni for one of my politics units that I haven't had time/been bothered to prepare for, I read a couple of pages of one of the SRP board threads on an issue relevant to the course work. Thus I can contribute in some manner and get participation marks.

even better, just print and read out comments made

 

[Sal_Paradise]

even better, just print and read out comments made

Ideally, but I have to pay to print at uni. These limited funds are better spent elsewhere, mainly on alcohol

 

[the_interloper]

Use fake names when getting haircuts and take away coffees, used Arthur at Gloria Jeans today.

 

[Gough]

Use fake names when getting haircuts and take away coffees, used Arthur at Gloria Jeans today.

Ingenious, have you considered a career with ASIO?

 

[the_interloper]

Ingenious, have you considered a career with ASIO?

No, who wants to live in Canberra?

 

[Gough]

No, who wants to live in Canberra?

Fair point, James Bond never had to scrape ice off his windscreen in the morning.

 

[The Half Back]

Use fake names when getting haircuts and take away coffees, used Arthur at Gloria Jeans today.

Do this for multiple things, is so funny

 

[the_interloper]

Do this for multiple things, is so funny

The problem was, when I said "Arthur" she said "Beg your pardon?" (she was Indian and I've got a bogan accent) so I had to repeat it and I kind of laughed, pretty sure she thought i was very strange.

 

[The Half Back]

The problem was, when I said "Arthur" she said "Beg your pardon?" (she was Indian and I've got a bogan accent) so I had to repeat it and I kind of laughed, pretty sure she thought i was very strange.

I tend to use famous names, the best one was Kareem at a starbucks in the states

 

[the_interloper]

I tend to use famous names, the best one was Kareem at a starbucks in the states

Genuine lol.

 

[peternorth]

at supermarket when buying many of the same item, instead of grouping them together i will scatter them amongst the shopping on the conveyor belt.

although i am concentrating on my healthy diet, spot some sausage rolls in the freezer. because the box is already open i feel i must eat them

 

[RedmanWasHere]

at supermarket when buying many of the same item, instead of grouping them together i will scatter them amongst the shopping on the conveyor belt.

although i am concentrating on my healthy diet, spot some sausage rolls in the freezer. because the box is already open i feel i must eat them

With the banger rolls, have you even gotten yourself full on some shopping trips.

 

[RobbieGray17]

I tend to use famous names, the best one was Kareem at a starbucks in the states

Ive done picaso at fasta pasta

 

[Papa Juggs]

When I go to the doctor and they give me some prescription for some random s**t I never fill it.

I have 3 prescriptions for 3 different things from my last 3 trips to the doctor.

I swear they think everybody wants some pills to make them feel better.

 

[vealesy]

What do you go to see the doctor for then?

 

[Papa Juggs]

What do you go to see the doctor for then?

In this day and age just saying your sick isn't good enough, you need signed documentation.

 

[Shell]

When I go to the doctor and they give me some prescription for some random s**t I never fill it.

I have 3 prescriptions for 3 different things from my last 3 trips to the doctor.

I swear they think everybody wants some pills to make them feel better.

My doctor gave me script for antibiotics when I was really sick a few weeks ago, then a few days when I went back instructed me not to finish the antibiotics.

I thought that was the no.1 rule, finish antibiotics.

TheFreshBanana can you shed any light on this pls...