Computers & Internet Tinder

[Plugger35]

Theme of the day

 

[BALKAN]

Just matched with a fine looking swede bird.
I don't believe in a higher power normally, but in this case, please god give me the chance to fulfil my many wet dreams about blonde haired, blue eyed Swedish women

inb4 spambot

 

[T2B_]

People use Tinder just to meet new friends?

 

[MrNatural]

inb4 spambot

My first assumption was that she was a bot.
But she ain't.
She hasn't been much of a talker at this stage

 

[bok_party]

I could love her child if she looked like that.

 

[bombersfan4000]

People use Tinder just to meet new friends?

The female friends that turn in to bed buddies.

 

[BALKAN]

What is a * boy?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

People use Tinder just to meet new friends?

Buddies are friends. Therefore f---buddies are friends.

 

[Beerfish]

What is a **** boy?

Someone who's into '**** shaming' perhaps?

 

[copthat]

What is a **** boy?

Someone who tells the girl that's he's in it for the long haul but in reality just *s her and runs away. I think.

 

[Pea Nut]

Someone who tells the girl that's he's in it for the long haul but in reality just ****s her and runs away. I think.

Like the dude who got her pregnant !!

 

[HirdyLannister]

At least you know she puts out!

 

[craigos]

Ask her if she had a C section.
If she says, yes.
Ask her if she's ready for the D section

 

[PaddyO]

I could love her child if she looked like that.

Better grammar skills might help you not sound like a creepy pedo.

 

[Rough_Edges]

Ask her if she had a C section.
If she says, yes.
Ask her if she's ready for the D section

i just spat* my skinny soy latte** all over my keyboard


*i was somewhat amused
**read; diet coke

 

[Big Bryza]

Just lined up a date tomorrow night with an American girl who's leaving on Monday.

Surely I can't stuff this up?

Yes you can.

Not that we want you to or anything.

 

[bok_party]

Better grammar skills might help you not sound like a creepy pedo.

Written like that on purpose

 

[Borderline]

Ask her if she had a C section.
If she says, yes.
Ask her if she's ready for the D section

******* gold lol!

 

[BALKAN]

Just lined up a date tomorrow night with an American girl who's leaving on Monday.

Surely I can't stuff this up?

I eagerly await your post in the AFS thread

 

[Silent Alarm]

Isn't a *boy like a bloke's version of a basic bitch? Like a lad dressed in chinos and Supreme and likes things like the Lad Bible?

I feel rank for using those terms.

 

[BALKAN]

Isn't a ****boy like a bloke's version of a basic bitch? Like a lad dressed in chinos and Supreme and likes things like the Lad Bible?

I feel rank for using those terms.

So basically your average first-year Uni student?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I could love her child if she looked like that.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Theme of the day

**** are a bit wonky. Must be due to feed from the left one next.

 

[Rough_Edges]

the lad bible is funny at times they post some good s**t

 

[BALKAN]

the lad bible is funny at times they post some good s**t

I could be mistaken but is Lad bible one of those hundreds of facebook/instagram pages that just recycles content from other websites?